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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

ACTING!

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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Someone should tell Jason it's not that important

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Can we have Stephanie emasculate Jason please? Although that would make her a face.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


daddy

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

And if I'm gonna cry, I don't need your shoulder.

So who is going to be punished for Bray being cheered for injuring Jason Jordan?

Bray for getting over when he is clearly not supposed to be? Or jason for not getting over even though he is being pushed as the son of a good wrestler that we actually like, (which should be automatic money)?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


bartok posted:

Could anyone make Kurt's bastard son work?

AJ did a pretty great job as Christian's son who may or may not have wanted to kiss him.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

Kurt: "Shelton Benjamin is my son."
Everyone: "This is dumb."
Shelton: *does a dragon whip*
Everyone: "Let's all vote this best storyline."

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Now that stuff is allowed to happen Raw is picking up. Vince must be asleep.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Borrowed Ladder posted:

Someone should tell Jason it's not that important

"There's like 14 of these things a year, dude."

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Fun Shoe

Love those dueling chants, AJ/Brock oughta be a fun match

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

BrigadierSensible posted:

So who is going to be punished for Bray being cheered for injuring Jason Jordan?

Bray for getting over when he is clearly not supposed to be? Or jason for not getting over even though he is being pushed as the son of a good wrestler that we actually like, (which should be automatic money)?

Bayley

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


In wwe it can be hard to know when a gimmick is more bad than funny or more funny than bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


I'm very over Paul's promos

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


Jerusalem posted:

Welp, here come the pain.

I can't stand Heyman's promos either

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

And if I'm gonna cry, I don't need your shoulder.


Serves her right. She was always bad.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD


gently caress off I'm not subscribing.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I like the Paul is actually putting AJ over.

Compared to his promos making GBS threads on Jinder.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



A proposal during a Paul Heyman promo

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Oh my God this is going on so long

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Heyman owns.

Brock looked so excited by that line

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Fun Shoe

I loving love you Paul

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Hell of a weird time to propose dude.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


ahahahahaha

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Rhonne posted:

Hell of a weird time to propose dude.

Is it? He's now immortal as part of WWE canon.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Love those dueling chants, AJ/Brock oughta be a fun match

I wouldn't get my hopes up. It'll be the standard 6 minute Brock match

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013



Sooooooooo goooooooooood

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

That was excellent and also I hope that lady is very happy with her spouse who proposed to her in the middle of a wrestling promo

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Shima Honnou posted:

Is it? He's now immortal as part of WWE canon.

Nothing more romantic than proposing during a Paul Heyman promo?

Now if it happened during a Stephanie promo, then we're on to something.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

bartok posted:

Could anyone make Kurt's bastard son work?

Gable.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

Somebody call Totoro

Goddamn I'm so excited for this match

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?


SalTheBard posted:

Goddamn I'm so excited for this match



Thank God they got the belt off Jinder.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007


SHE SAID YES

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Rand McNally posted:

SHE SAID YES

Now is the time for Brock to exercise Prima Nocta!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

Brock! BROCK!

GO BACK AND SHAKE THAT KID UNTIL HIS BANGS FALL OFF!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Fun Shoe

CarlCX posted:

That was excellent and also I hope that lady is very happy with her spouse who proposed to her in the middle of a wrestling promo

If those 2 don't invite Paul and Brock to the wedding with EAT SLEEP MARRY REPEAT shirts I'll be very disappointed

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



SalTheBard posted:

Goddamn I'm so excited for this match

*provided Brock brings his give-a-gently caress. Speaking of the Beast, is my television poo poo or is Brock possibly attempting some sort of beard?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

CarlCX posted:

That was excellent and also I hope that lady is very happy with her spouse who proposed to her in the middle of a wrestling promo

Only way it could have been more romantic is if it was during a Bray promo.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/fergoe/status/930265847574212610

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

SatansOnion posted:

*provided Brock brings his give-a-gently caress. Speaking of the Beast, is my television poo poo or is Brock possibly attempting some sort of beard?

Check to see if there's a patch of face that isn't red. If yes, he's growing a beard.

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