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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I was sad because I am always cold because my body is bad and doesn't make enough heat. I was using a heater to keep my feet warm and I burned my are self. I did not notice until it was blister times :(



To compensate, I bought over $100 worth of hardy kiwis. eat ya later!

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:yikes:

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


the gently caress

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Hey funny story this guy waved to me the other day but then his face changed and he started running away and his shoes started smoking. I was all like “hey buddy you’re shoes are smoking” but he just ran out into traffic. :v:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Those aren't kiwis. Those are hairy monkey balls.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It is established reality and/or forums lore that my type of badbones causes bad circulation and general body porblems.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
Sure why not.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

1. How long do Kiwis last? Are you going to be able to put them to use before they're fetid little monkey balls?

2. Can you eat the kiwis raw with your giant claw feet?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The kiwis will last fine, and not that it matters but yes I can feed myself with my feet.

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Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkN6OV-ueTQ

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

When you die will you donate your nervous system to research so science might unlock the power of your ridiculous pain tolerance?

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
I understand.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Pick posted:

The kiwis will last fine, and not that it matters but yes I can feed myself with my feet.

Can you peel kiwis with you’re feet tho? :thunk:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

The kiwis will last fine, and not that it matters but yes I can feed myself with my feet.

Pm me

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Fire burn flesh?

Uh oh!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Can you peel kiwis with you’re feet tho? :thunk:

The hardy kiwi does not need to be peeled, that's the great thing about them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNGckJUMaMk

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Can you peel your feet with your kiwis?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

When you die will you donate your nervous system to research so science might unlock the power of your ridiculous pain tolerance?

It's actually simple and the non-fun answer is that I have chronic pain so it's easy for some new kind of pain to sort of get lost in the fray :shrug:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Pick posted:

I burned my are self.

lmao

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Pick posted:

The hardy kiwi does not need to be peeled, that's the great thing about them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNGckJUMaMk

Cool life hack.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

How advanced is your diabetes if you can't feel your feet burning?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
You should, in the future, not burn yourself.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Baby Pick

Come near me, I’ll keep you warm honey, while we read in bed 😊 ❤️

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pick posted:

It's actually simple and the non-fun answer is that I have chronic pain so it's easy for some new kind of pain to sort of get lost in the fray :shrug:
That's some severe pain then. I get a bit of rugburn on my elbow and I'm hyper-aware of the drat thing whenever it brushes the inside of my shirt. Donate your nervous system to science when you die. There's got to be some research value in them neurons.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

satanic splash-back posted:

How advanced is your diabetes if you can't feel your feet burning?

I have Marfan's syndrome, and it causes an array of problems. I also faint easily which is something women don't tend to do any more.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Baby Pick

Come near me, I’ll keep you warm honey, while we read in bed 😊 ❤️

God damnit all this cole slaw is getting warm! :catbert:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Pick posted:

I also faint easily which is something women don't tend to do any more.
Not with that attitude

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Pick posted:

I have Marfan's syndrome, and it causes an array of problems. I also faint easily which is something women don't tend to do any more.

this explains a lot, here is a picture of marfan mike for those not familiar

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
looks like smallpox to me, nice knowin ya :rip:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Percelus posted:

this explains a lot, here is a picture of marfan mike for those not familiar



We all look different, I don't look that different from most people except long toes and fingers (and neck too if you notice).

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Pick posted:

We all look different, I don't look that different from most people except long toes and fingers (and neck too if you notice).

idk if it's due to swelling but you seem not to have ankles either much like how mike doesn't have a neck

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Please get crystal treatment immediately.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

Pick posted:

We all look different, I don't look that different from most people except long toes and fingers (and neck too if you notice).



The green is a cloud of kiwi juice.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
You have trouble living lmao, also dip your foot in vinegar

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Sorry for your feet Pick :(

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm sure many goons would like to tend to your feet Pick

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

a bone to pick posted:

I'm sure many goons would like to tend to your feet Pick


:barf:
Not your feet, Pick. The :pervert:s

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

dads friend steve posted:

Sorry for your feet Pick :(

They hurt :(

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