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Co-worker asked if he could borrow my phone to call his girlfriend real quick. I guess he's trying to get a ride and she's running an errand, I can't hear her side of the conversation but he keeps saying things like "so you're not going to tell me where you are" and "how could you do this to me." He kind of wandered off into the corner, keeps hanging up, rubbing his eyes and sighing, then calling her back. It's been like 5 minutes and I feel like he's gone over the time you can reasonably borrow someone's phone for. What's the least awkward way I can tell him to wrap it up?
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Nov 14, 2017 03:53
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Suck his dick
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Nov 14, 2017 03:54
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offer to be his new girlfriend.
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Nov 14, 2017 03:55
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Tell you need to snap a dick pic.
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Nov 14, 2017 03:56
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tell him his gf is sucking my drat balls
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Nov 14, 2017 04:02
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Lend him your gun too
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Nov 14, 2017 04:05
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Borrow someone else's phone and call yours.
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Nov 14, 2017 04:07
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Sounds like he needs a ride to see her so they can talk it over f2f
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Nov 14, 2017 04:07
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AR-15
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Nov 14, 2017 04:08
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Opportunity is-a knockin, my friend. They're going to break up. You now now have her phone number on your cell, and funny/embarrassing stories to tell her about him at work. You know what to do....
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Nov 14, 2017 04:11
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I.C. posted:Borrow someone else's phone and call yours. Lol
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Nov 14, 2017 04:11
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i actually was once in a very similar situation, back in college i let some weird townie use my cell phone and he was on it forever and a day then people told me later that same townie had been hitting on/kissing guys the night before so then his gf calls me on the phone and says the guy i don't know but was kind enough to let use my phone is gay and i was like ya that's what everyone here is saying too so what but then she freaks the gently caress out because even though this guy was obviously gay af and she had even said so she was really in denial about it
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Nov 14, 2017 04:14
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the moral of story is it's alright to be gay just don't be closeted no one needs that poo poo
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Nov 14, 2017 04:15
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I.C. posted:Borrow someone else's phone and call yours.
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Nov 14, 2017 04:15
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Tap your watch twice and your dick thrice
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Nov 14, 2017 04:16
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I.C. posted:Borrow someone else's phone and call yours. this. make sure to assert your opinion on the matter too
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Nov 14, 2017 04:16
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Percelus posted:i actually was once in a very similar situation, back in college i let some weird townie use my cell phone and he was on it forever and a day then people told me later that same townie had been hitting on/kissing guys the night before so then his gf calls me on the phone and says the guy i don't know but was kind enough to let use my phone is gay and i was like ya that's what everyone here is saying too so what but then she freaks the gently caress out because even though this guy was obviously gay af and she had even said so she was really in denial about it I hope you washed that phone real good
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Nov 14, 2017 04:19
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Percelus posted:the moral of story is it's alright to be gay just don't be closeted no one needs that poo poo thanks again for letting me borrow ya phone
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Nov 14, 2017 05:08
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Hes gonna kill her and frame you. Rip op.
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Nov 14, 2017 05:17
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Are you signed in to your work computer? If so, you are an idiot. Otherwise, you are a liar.
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Nov 14, 2017 05:21
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who has to borrow a phone in this day and age, do you work with a poor op?
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Nov 14, 2017 05:30
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ArchNemesis posted:who has to borrow a phone in this day and age, do you work with a poor op? Probably someone who is blocked on the receiver's phone.
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Nov 14, 2017 05:34
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Here's a workplace quandary. I work with a guy that loves to lean over the cubicle walls while holding a cup of coffee over my laptop and talk. Sometimes when it's empty, he'll toss it back and forth between his hands. Once he dropped it, missing my laptop screen by a hair. I politely asked him many times to not lean over my computer with a hot cup of coffee, but he said that if did damage it, he'd replace it, so not to worry. We had a discussion about this and he agree to stop. However, that leads to the follow up to the question at hand. If he did break my laptop, and agreed to replace it, should he take possession of the old broken one? After all, I'm made whole by having it replaced, so should I be up a laptop and a broken one (especially one that can be resold even broken for a few hundred dollars?). Thoughts?
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Nov 14, 2017 05:44
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Jerk McJerkface posted:Here's a workplace quandary. I work with a guy that loves to lean over the cubicle walls while holding a cup of coffee over my laptop and talk. Sometimes when it's empty, he'll toss it back and forth between his hands. Once he dropped it, missing my laptop screen by a hair. You work in a cubicle with your own personal equipment? I don't understand. Also, no, this is not a 'you break it, you bought it' situation, however you slice it.
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Nov 14, 2017 06:07
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score some crack
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Nov 14, 2017 06:18
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Jerk McJerkface posted:Here's a workplace quandary. I work with a guy that loves to lean over the cubicle walls while holding a cup of coffee over my laptop and talk. Sometimes when it's empty, he'll toss it back and forth between his hands. Once he dropped it, missing my laptop screen by a hair. Have you tried slashing his tires in the parking lot?
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Nov 14, 2017 06:23
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Applewhite posted:Have you tried slashing his tires in the parking lot? He doesn't get the car if he does that. Focus!
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Nov 14, 2017 06:25
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Jerk McJerkface posted:Here's a workplace quandary. I work with a guy that loves to lean over the cubicle walls while holding a cup of coffee over my laptop and talk. Sometimes when it's empty, he'll toss it back and forth between his hands. Once he dropped it, missing my laptop screen by a hair. Have you tried installing gentoo?
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Nov 14, 2017 06:25
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Tell him she’s gonna do what she’s gonna do and that he needs to move the gently caress on lol she’s obviously not fuckin with him anymore
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Nov 14, 2017 06:26
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Is he still on the phone, OP?
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Nov 14, 2017 06:26
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Um grab your phone back and chat up his gf seems p simple op don’t overthink it. 
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Nov 14, 2017 06:27
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Go on your hands and knees and purr like a cat
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Nov 14, 2017 06:27
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i would send the phone spiders to your cell
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Nov 14, 2017 06:29
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Have you tried borrowing his phone and talking on it a real long time and seeing how he likes it?
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Nov 14, 2017 06:31
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"Hey man can I get my phone back"
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Nov 14, 2017 06:34
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Away all Goats posted:"Hey man can I get my phone back" Don’t be absurd!
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Nov 14, 2017 06:36
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Send an email to HR
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Nov 14, 2017 15:44
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Slowly jerk him off while singing "Edelweiss"
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Nov 14, 2017 15:47
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which applebees do you work at op
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Nov 14, 2017 16:03
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OP love is a battlefield and your phone is a casualty of war; to the victor go the spoils. (A guy named Victor is going to use your phone to call 1-900 numbers)
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