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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Please refer to the Favorite Baseball Players thread for my thoughts on Carlos Martinez. You could offer the entire Yankees farm system and I'd be offended. I love CarMart and never want to see him leave. If the Cardinals do trade him and you mistreat him in any way, my god will I be upset.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Paul Zuvella posted:

Martinez is the porn guy, right?

Among other things, yes. Strongly recommend reading the lobbying post in the favorite players thread for more information or, at a minimum, his piece in The Players Tribune.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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AppropriateUser posted:

Who the gently caress is Luke Voit?

The Cardinals version of Schwarber

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Oh poo poo, Lance Lynn's interview style in the New York media. Holy poo poo, this could be good.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=aM8dV35C0zs

You made him shave! :argh: We used to call him “Homeless Bear” in the GDT’s.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Wait, the Yankees have Lance Lynn and Shane Robinson? Alright, sorry Joe Kelly but I hope the Red Sox crash and burn.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Inspector_666 posted:

Sorry for this non-apocalyptic take but:

I had no idea Lancy Lynn was such a Husky Gentleman. Got a real Body By Joba going on.

We used to call him Homeless Bear before you monsters introduced him to hair removal.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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mcmagic posted:

It would be nice if they wern't getting no hit by a complete piece of poo poo pitcher.

I mean, plays like that by Engel help.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Wearing the Piss Tape hat tonight behind the Yankees dugout, y’all.

Unrelated: I will fight anyone who speaks ill of Shane Robinson or his daughter.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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Pancakes posted:

I will fight anyone who speaks ill of Shane Robinson

:smug:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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mcmagic posted:

There are examples of players improving defensively. It's not impossible that over the next few years he does get better.

I'm curious, who does everyone think of when they think of improving defense in recent years? My mind goes to Albert at 1B, but I'm clearly biased. Is there a relatively recent Yankees (or at least AL East) example?

Iodised QQ posted:

Like I said last week, begin wrapping your minds around ja happ- playin game starter

[regular season ending]

Me: lynn lynn lynn

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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mcmagic posted:

Schwarber?

Extremely correct post, thank you for reminding me of my anti-Cubs bias. :negative:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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mcmagic posted:

Engel is a piece of poo poo.

I was climbing, is this an actual "Engel is an rear end" thing where I need to be sad or did he rob another dinger?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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mcmagic posted:

Dirty takeout slide of Torres at second. They should bean him.

There's no video on Gameday so absent any evidence to the contrary I'll assume my beautiful home run-robbing son with the creepy circus walk-up music was just moving faster than his teeny frame could stop and is now sorry if he scared you.

E: Careful what you wish for, E1 nailing him in the rear end on the pickoff attempt.

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Aug 28, 2018

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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ihatepants posted:

I wouldn't mind this. How much is he owed still? I believe most estimates (like Cot's) says the team has maybe around $2M to spend without going over the LT and I believe that's taking into account September callups and end of the year player bonuses.

I think he's owed a little under $4M.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

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humpthewind posted:

Voit is fun.

Please treat our Large Adult Son well.

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