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VikingSkull posted:lmao she's gonna run again It'll probably be more of a shuffle by then
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VikingSkull posted:lmao she's gonna run again She already lost to the least qualified candidate of all time. Now she's poised to lose against the same person who is now infinitesimally more qualified.
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FactsAreUseless posted:This is anti-Semitic. ill show you antisemitic bernie would of won
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Berniel would have achieved victory
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FisheyStix posted:Berniel would have achieved victory Bernard the Great would have vanquished his enemies in mortal combat.
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Thank you, oh silent majority av maker. I'm going to pour one out for muh ded homie here:  And my other one:  There's also a whole bunch of low energy flags and red text that people bought that I'm not bothering to post. And my original one: 
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Mark Zuckerberg abruptly stops mid-sentence, slurring his speech. An unknown black substance from his tongue slicks out, blighting the ground where it falls. He sniffs the air, eyes flared wide from hunger as they dart around the debate hall. A wiry arm rises up, quivering and shaking like a poorly hinged gate in a storm as he has found his prey. His jagged, vile finger emptily points off in the distance and lets loose a hellish shriek of primitive urge at a young child cradled in its mother's arms, desperately attempting to conceal itself from him. Earlier, a young man approached Mark Zuckerberg from behind. He turned his head around, exposing the many bleeding pores becoming undone over last night's hunt, running with ichor. The agonizing flails of a half-crushed beetle hanging from his lower lip is seen. A rancid, forsaken stench of the wastelands is carried by him, blighting all in his presence. The young man's skin goes pales as his legs grow weak, screaming from having gone mad.
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I'm in Denver this week. In addition to maybe seeing DGSW by accident, it looks like I can see Hillary Clinton on THU. Could there be more lol's than when I watched Norm Macdonald a few months ago? Maybe!
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Dolphin posted:the really poo poo thing is there isn't even a satisfactory 3rd party and no one wants to make one I'ma give the DSA a shot.
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spacetoaster posted:Thank you, oh silent majority av maker. trump isnt a democrat anymore
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EorayMel posted:Mark Zuckerberg abruptly stops mid-sentence, slurring his speech. An unknown black substance from his tongue slicks out, blighting the ground where it falls. He sniffs the air, eyes flared wide from hunger as they dart around the debate hall. A wiry arm rises up, quivering and shaking like a poorly hinged gate in a storm as he has found his prey. His jagged, vile finger emptily points off in the distance and lets loose a hellish shriek of primitive urge at a young child cradled in its mother's arms, desperately attempting to conceal itself from him. This is good but the ones where he's making a futile effort to appear human are better IMO.
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COMRADES posted:I'ma give the DSA a shot. the DSA found out that you can actually just run as democrats so they get past a lot of the exclusive ballot & debate rules 2018 is going to be 
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Nov 15, 2017 01:32
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like if you dont have a dsa candidate for every position on the ballot, do some work and get one there, hell become one
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Nov 15, 2017 01:34
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Nice. Double nice because I can already hear all the 'BUT THEY AREN'T DEMOCRATS THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLLOOOOOWED'
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Former DILF posted:like if you dont have a dsa candidate for every position on the ballot, do some work and get one there, hell become one Do not do this --- I attempted to run for mayor as the DSA candidate on a platform of not giving fire protection to the rich. Guess what. The DSA actually wants the poor to subsidize fire protection for rich peoples mansions and castles on pain of jail if they dont pay tax. Absolutely they hate fires consuming some rich guy's mansion and think that the tax payer should shoulder the burden of paying to protect a massive thing that might catch fire at any time. And they are willing to call me an idiot and a stranger in order to meet this goal.
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Dolphin posted:hilllary losing to trump again would be the most amazing thing that's ever happened to the democratic party.
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mind the walrus posted:There is a not-small part of me that wants to see her nose keep getting rubbed in her own incompetence As funny as it would be, I’m not sure the country could survive a second Hillary vs trump election
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Who What Now posted:You can't just make up words pretty pathetic if your lexicon isnt peppered with yiddish
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I look forward to only a million votes being cast in the election if it is Trump and Hilary again
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Dog Jones posted:Do not do this --- I attempted to run for mayor as the DSA candidate on a platform of not giving fire protection to the rich. Guess what. The DSA actually wants the poor to subsidize fire protection for rich peoples mansions and castles on pain of jail if they dont pay tax. Absolutely they hate fires consuming some rich guy's mansion and think that the tax payer should shoulder the burden of paying to protect a massive thing that might catch fire at any time. And they are willing to call me an idiot and a stranger in order to meet this goal. hmmm im not buying it, do you have any photos connected by red string i could look at
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Nov 15, 2017 01:58
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VikingSkull posted:lmao she's gonna run again I hope she runs her car into a wall at full speed
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maybe this should be a touch the poop thread, its not like the democratic party is going to be able to offer up any lols during this time of their obscurity
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really queer Christmas posted:^^ive seen unironic speculation that the dems have become like Russia’s opposition parties: an incompetent party designed that way by the elites to funnel all the legitimate criticism under to lose and lose over and over to keep people from getting actual change. I wouldn't discount it immediately
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Lol op what the gently caress kinda small time shack in the boonies news source did you link to
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Former DILF posted:hmmm im not buying it, do you have any photos connected by red string i could look at *checks back pocket, pulls out recent image: 
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remember when the spirit cooking people were completely unable to dispel the suspicion about their little ritual but we moved on as a nation anyway lol
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H O T D A M N I J U S T S L A M M E D T H E M F I N  B U T T O N
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where the gently caress is my boy piss de bundy.... why hasnt he posted yet......
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VikingSkull posted:lmao she's gonna run again The past year has been nothing but DNC/Establishment dems and their "impartial media" allies programming normies with anti-Trump trigger's so they can run all the souless corporate owned candidates they want and still win no matter how dirty they are. This will culminate in a 2020 Hillary presidential run where they bet everything not on improving anything, or reforming washington politics but on simply Not Being Trump. Idiots will cheer as the corrupt corporate goon "good guys" win seats and/or the white house, because they will finally have Beat Trump, and that's what politics are all about right?
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iuvian posted:The past year has been nothing but DNC/Establishment dems and their "impartial media" allies programming normies with anti-Trump trigger's
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your friend a dog posted:where the gently caress is my boy piss de bundy.... why hasnt he posted yet...... RIP
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Who What Now posted:He was banned for being terminally unfunny He posted a banme actually, because he started questioning whether his belief of Hillary Clinton being good was correct and had a meltdown.
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really queer Christmas posted:He posted a banme actually, because he started questioning whether his belief of Hillary Clinton being good was correct and had a meltdown. drat.... gotta say i respect that. sail on to gayer seas my muslim postin pal O7
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Harveygod posted:*checks back pocket, pulls out recent image: this should be in the OP really queer Christmas posted:He posted a banme actually, because he started questioning whether his belief of Hillary Clinton being good was correct and had a meltdown. he wished death upon my family in the church shooting thread and then goatse'd us all
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all this dunking on hillary and the dnc is cool, but where are the unironic hillary lovers at? gnarlyhotep??
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VikingSkull posted:lol that avatar His MAGA Man avatar was better. EDIT: This one: spacetoaster posted:I'm going to pour one out for muh ded homie here: I. M. Gei has issued a correction as of 03:31 on Nov 15, 2017 |
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