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a bone to pick posted:Coconut crabs can kill birds didachick (didachock)
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You motherfuckers, CRABS ONLY!!! (For real though jumping spiders best spiders, they wear water hats)
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Nov 16, 2017 02:32
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CelticPredator posted:I wish it was mine Well.....Of course they're found in every mainstream pet store. But, like a lot of small animals that people buy for their children or on a whim, hermit crabs are paying a tragic price that I may or may not shed some light on in this thread  But they do make excellent pets if you're dedicated to providing them with a suitable environment! There are vast communities on the web if you're willing to open Pandora's Box (with a little claw!)
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Nov 16, 2017 02:37
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crabs are delicious
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Nov 16, 2017 02:42
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myDad posted:crabs are delicious thinkin bout them crabs....
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Nov 16, 2017 02:46
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I’ve got a big bag of crabs here! https://youtu.be/F3jFTzhdZF4
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a bone to pick posted:Coconut crabs can kill birds this kills the birb 
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Nov 16, 2017 02:51
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I saw this in the gbs discord earlier today. I actually wrote a story involving monstrously huge genetically engineered war-crabs with armored plated and weapon hardpoints bolted onto their shells. Can't get it published though. I'm prolly a terrible writer but I enjoy doing it.
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Nov 16, 2017 02:51
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Honky Dong Country posted:I saw this in the gbs discord earlier today. gotta post it dude
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Three-Phase posted:I’ve got a big bag of crabs here! God dammit why you gotta get me stuck in a loop now!
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Nov 16, 2017 02:54
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myDad posted:gotta post it dude No way dude. I'm horribly self conscious about creative stuff. I've thrown away prolly 80% of everything I've ever written and I wouldn't even send anything to a publisher until about two years ago. I hate pretty much everything I write when I re-read it. But the gist of it is this empire took volunteers from a sentient species of crab that was already pretty huge and juiced them full of poo poo that made them grow huge. They got big fast enough that they had to saw apart their shell to allow the expansion and graft plates into the gaps once it was done. They then mounted crazy rear end manned weapon hardpoints and used them in undersea war. Think WH40k poo poo except not xenophobic and populated primarily by sentient aquatic creatures of various kinds. So basically underwater wh40k crab biotitans. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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Nov 16, 2017 02:55
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Honky Dong Country posted:No way dude. I'm horribly self conscious about creative stuff. I've thrown away prolly 80% of everything I've ever written and I wouldn't even send anything to a publisher until about two years ago. I hate pretty much everything I write when I re-read it. this thread is a safe space for crab-related fiction please post, if not for you for crabs that lack role models in mainstream media
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Nov 16, 2017 03:07
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Honky Dong Country posted:No way dude. I'm horribly self conscious about creative stuff. I've thrown away prolly 80% of everything I've ever written and I wouldn't even send anything to a publisher until about two years ago. I hate pretty much everything I write when I re-read it. We're here to help you 'out of your shell', pinch-pal!
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Nov 16, 2017 03:09
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Lol I appreciate the interest but for real I'm cripplingly self conscious about writing. I don't even let people I know really well read anything and keep it locked in a file cabinet unless I'm sending something to a publisher so that I'm less likely to throw it away. And I haven't got anything published yet so odds are it prolly is as bad as I think it is. I just wanted to write SciFi poo poo about an aquatic empire using dolphin-like lancers and melee battle crabs and whales with artillery on them and poo poo. You never see an aquatic SciFi empire and I really like the idea. Like little tiny animals like shrimps and poo poo being used by a psychic for microsurgery and whales with armor plated noses and metal reinforced skeletons to act as battering rams and poo poo. Fuckin' swarms of bladed fish under mind control to shred enemies and stuff. I just really like the idea. I just wanted to share my love of the idea of gigantic battlecrabs blasting apart cities and snipping towers in half with their claws and poo poo. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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Nov 16, 2017 03:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRRM4FWtAVc
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Nov 16, 2017 03:19
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Honky Dong Country posted:No way dude. I'm horribly self conscious about creative stuff. I've thrown away prolly 80% of everything I've ever written and I wouldn't even send anything to a publisher until about two years ago. I hate pretty much everything I write when I re-read it. hell yea
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Nov 16, 2017 03:22
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a bone to pick posted:Coconut crabs can kill birds A video of a picture of a crab killing a bird, described by a robot, set to rock music
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Nov 16, 2017 03:22
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When I was a little kid I was cripplingly self conscious about sand/mole crabs in the sense that I hated they way they'd skitter all over my feet and popup out of the sand and skitter some more if I stepped on them and UUUGGGGHHH. I used to lie on my raft and demand any nearby adult drag me into the water so I didn't have to put my feet down in the swash zone. Of course they're completely harmless (they don't even have pincers) and are even more-or-less edible, especially if you're one of those weirdos who eat unshelled shrimp.
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Crash_N_Burn fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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Nov 16, 2017 03:24
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Honky Dong Country posted:Lol I appreciate the interest but for real I'm cripplingly self conscious about writing. I don't even let people I know really well read anything and keep it locked in a file cabinet unless I'm sending something to a publisher so that I'm less likely to throw it away. And I haven't got anything published yet so odds are it prolly is as bad as I think it is. I can smell your potential from here, man. Creative flow is the bread and butter of all things cool, so I hope you find a way to stop doubting yourself and make your dreams a reality 
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ContraBoss posted:I can smell your potential from here, man. Creative flow is the bread and butter of all things cool, so I hope you find a way to stop doubting yourself and make your dreams a reality I send stuff to publishers. I just make sure that once I'm done I don't idly reread it later and condemn it to destruction.
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Nov 16, 2017 03:39
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Anyways, I really dig your war-crab concept and would totally put something like that on my desk, or cubicle shelf etc... Back to CRAAAAABS!!!! Did you know those little red-claw crabs they sell at pet stores and aquariums aren't meant to be totally submerged all the time in fresh water? Anyone who had these little fellas quickly found out how quirky and mischievous they can get when they constantly try to escape or make a home out of the aquarium filter housing unit. That's because they need to breathe air! They do not thrive underwater, they simply need access to water at all times, like an amphibian. Even then, it's supposed to be brackish water! Oy vey! 
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Nov 16, 2017 03:43
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Honky Dong Country posted:I send stuff to publishers. I just make sure that once I'm done I don't idly reread it later and condemn it to destruction. I did your gossip column too soon.
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Nov 16, 2017 03:45
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i have a shirt with the knife crab on it and i live in Maryland
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Nov 16, 2017 03:49
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WOW!
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this is good poo poo
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Nov 16, 2017 03:55
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I owned this crab. It was an excellent pet. Other crabs I have nonspecific admiration of.  
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Nov 16, 2017 03:56
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Winnie the poo poo posted:i have a shirt with the knife crab on it and i live in Maryland come on over, lemme show you my crab'e'mons.
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Nov 16, 2017 03:56
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Lots of Maryland//Baltimore punks get crab tattoos because crabs are tuff and strong and all of them are my friends
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Nov 16, 2017 03:57
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'sup B'more goons. Welcome to my crab thread! If you haven't noticed already, it smells of malt vinegar and a fisherman's garage in here.
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Nov 16, 2017 04:08
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Honky Dong Country posted:I saw this in the gbs discord earlier today. You should check out Half-Life 2
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I like this video of crabs getting together to exchange shells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1dnocPQXDQ
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Pepper Crab posted:I like this video of crabs getting together to exchange shells Hell yeah! I had a mini-instance of this going on in my own little crabitat once when I unloaded bunch of new shells on them! 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbfFrVoc-gY
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It's only appropriate that crab gets its one and only cigarette because I'm sure it is convinced that death is next.
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Nov 16, 2017 04:56
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ContraBoss posted:Hell yeah!  crab communism
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Hermit crab and anemone symbiosis ! :3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFALyP2e7U
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