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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Time for Crab: Now with Kung-Fu Snip!
 
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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

 the person that taught me how to clean crabs never bothered to mercy kill them so when i popped the shell off they'd still be alive and wriggle around it was metal and brutal af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT60uf4qT4I

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

 you have to kill the crabs before they kill you

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

 you can but it's p gross

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

 they literally eat poo poo off the ocean floor and that's whats being digested in their gut

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT1KZC7WRFM

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Time for Crab: Now with Kung-Fu Snip!