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Crabs loving own. Good thread OP. Christmas Island biiiiiiiiitch
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ContraBoss posted:Yissssssss! Godamn right. Original .cx domain. I always wondered if the locals just eat the poo poo out of those crabs during their migration or whatever. Like godamn look at all that crab. Maybe they somehow taste like poo poo or something. Spinster posted:Spiders of the Sea I've always speculated that the first humans to eat a crab were prolly starving before they got around to "Yeah gently caress it I'll eat that spiny water spider."
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Nov 16, 2017 02:02
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You motherfuckers, CRABS ONLY!!! (For real though jumping spiders best spiders, they wear water hats)
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Nov 16, 2017 02:32
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I saw this in the gbs discord earlier today. I actually wrote a story involving monstrously huge genetically engineered war-crabs with armored plated and weapon hardpoints bolted onto their shells. Can't get it published though. I'm prolly a terrible writer but I enjoy doing it.
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Nov 16, 2017 02:51
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myDad posted:gotta post it dude No way dude. I'm horribly self conscious about creative stuff. I've thrown away prolly 80% of everything I've ever written and I wouldn't even send anything to a publisher until about two years ago. I hate pretty much everything I write when I re-read it. But the gist of it is this empire took volunteers from a sentient species of crab that was already pretty huge and juiced them full of poo poo that made them grow huge. They got big fast enough that they had to saw apart their shell to allow the expansion and graft plates into the gaps once it was done. They then mounted crazy rear end manned weapon hardpoints and used them in undersea war. Think WH40k poo poo except not xenophobic and populated primarily by sentient aquatic creatures of various kinds. So basically underwater wh40k crab biotitans. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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Nov 16, 2017 02:55
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Lol I appreciate the interest but for real I'm cripplingly self conscious about writing. I don't even let people I know really well read anything and keep it locked in a file cabinet unless I'm sending something to a publisher so that I'm less likely to throw it away. And I haven't got anything published yet so odds are it prolly is as bad as I think it is. I just wanted to write SciFi poo poo about an aquatic empire using dolphin-like lancers and melee battle crabs and whales with artillery on them and poo poo. You never see an aquatic SciFi empire and I really like the idea. Like little tiny animals like shrimps and poo poo being used by a psychic for microsurgery and whales with armor plated noses and metal reinforced skeletons to act as battering rams and poo poo. Fuckin' swarms of bladed fish under mind control to shred enemies and stuff. I just really like the idea. I just wanted to share my love of the idea of gigantic battlecrabs blasting apart cities and snipping towers in half with their claws and poo poo. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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Nov 16, 2017 03:13
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ContraBoss posted:I can smell your potential from here, man. Creative flow is the bread and butter of all things cool, so I hope you find a way to stop doubting yourself and make your dreams a reality I send stuff to publishers. I just make sure that once I'm done I don't idly reread it later and condemn it to destruction.
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Nov 16, 2017 03:39
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Have a spindly creepy rear end SPIDER CRAB
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Nov 16, 2017 06:31
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The YETI CRAB is in desperate need of a shave. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwa_hirsuta For real though this is why Pick threads owned when they were about random animals instead of how she scared a crippled man under a truck by desperately wanting to have sex with him. Animal threads own good job OP. Also I tried to find a picture of a gigantic battle crab or something similar because hell yeah but I came up pretty much empty. The scifi world is apparently too hung up on spider stuff to think of the humble crab.
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Nov 16, 2017 06:37
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a real rude dude posted:crabs are loving disgusting op Nah. They're cool, tough as hell, and delicious. Like look at that crab gif on the first page. That dude ripped his own arm off and was just like "I DON'T GIVE A gently caress, SCREW THIS GAY rear end ARM" and at the same time he's also prolly delicious to eat. E: This crab: We should all aspire to be as badass as this crab. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Nov 16, 2017 |
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Nov 16, 2017 06:45
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a real rude dude posted:they're disgusting crunchy spiders that stink All arthropods are crunchy dude. It's called an exoskeleton.
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Nov 16, 2017 06:49
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a real rude dude posted:earth would be so much better if everything with more than four legs died forever The entire global ecosystem would collapse and everything would die. Including almost all herbivores since most of the key pollinators for plants fall in that group of 4+ legged creatures!
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Nov 16, 2017 06:51
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a real rude dude posted:correct Nihilism isn't as edgy as the internet has led you to believe, my dude. Most people get over that in high school or college at the worst.
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Nov 16, 2017 06:52
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Goonerousity posted:When i was in grade school i was taught that there are huge crabs and worms, like 10ft large, under volcanic stuff thats cooled by the ocean, but you cant eat them because of sulfur content. I'm gonna fukkin eat them crabs anyway ain't no godamn element gonna tell me what to do!
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Nov 16, 2017 14:17
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ContraBoss posted:Troof. Even in my tank, one crab had been checking out a shell for a while and was prepared to move into it, then a slightly larger crab came by, shoved him out of the way, checked out the shell, and moved in. You could feel the passive aggressive fury boiling over in the smaller crab as it helplessly watched this all take place. Lmao owned bitch
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Nov 16, 2017 17:47
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:wait, there's a gbs discord for discussion of crabs? Nah I just peek in the gbs channel of the sa server occasionally which is basically just the general chat channel and that earlier war crab thing was posted in there. Mostly I just lurk the Elite: Dangerous channel. There were no crabs of any kind in there, unfortunately.
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Nov 16, 2017 21:03
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scrubs season six posted:Here's a crab I caught in a shrimpin pot in Alaska. He had poo poo growin on him! Crabouflage
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Nov 17, 2017 01:52
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gently caress YES.
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Nov 23, 2017 01:25
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Grizzwold posted:
The most WH40k crab.
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Nov 23, 2017 21:13
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How do they maintain a grip on the inside of those shells?
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Nov 25, 2017 10:13
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drat that's creepy looking.
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Nov 25, 2017 10:59
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Lol this owns
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Nov 26, 2017 21:04
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ContraBoss posted:When I die, I want my corpse dropped in the ocean, smack dab in the middle of crab country so that one minute one is daintily picking at my ears, and then then next thing you know three crabs are fighting over my dead balls. God drat this is an amazing post.
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Dec 2, 2017 01:49
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I know we here in CRAB thread enjoy live crabs because they're loving badasses but I wanted to change things up for a minute to how crabs are absolutely delicious sea bugs:   
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Dec 5, 2017 23:16
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drat it now I made myself sad because I want to eat delicious crabs but instead I'm eating grilled chicken and vegetables. lmfao yesssss E: this guy has many videos of him loving with his dad and cursing at each other and it loving rules Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Dec 5, 2017 |
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Dec 5, 2017 23:34
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Knifecrab is my spirit animal and I will always love him.
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Dec 12, 2017 03:50
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Mozi posted:this was posted in a different thread but i thought it belonged in here for some rasin This kills the human.
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Dec 14, 2017 02:14
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None of us will ever be as cool as Knife Crab or the crab who ripped off he own claw.
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Dec 19, 2017 21:21
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ekuNNN posted:something clawful AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Feb 16, 2018 18:02
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Debunk This! posted:
According to wikipedia they're eating little bits of something off the sand as they go.
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Feb 16, 2018 21:43
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Spinster's work is awesome but I think we all know that knifecrab is the best choice for a tag.
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Feb 20, 2018 17:32
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Volcott posted:
Fuckin hell this is extremely my poo poo. E: I'm the fat swordsman riding on his crab buddy and trying to figure out how to stab somebody from way up there
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Feb 21, 2018 19:35
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It's the opposite of cats freaking the gently caress out over dirt cucumbers.
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Mar 18, 2018 12:32
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Knife crab rules.
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Mar 19, 2018 05:25
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I ate a buncha crab legs the other night with grilled shrimp, a NY strip, and some roasted corn in the cob and god damned that crab was amazing. So was everything else, but still. Both crabs and eating them are extremely cool.
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Jun 28, 2018 03:27
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Just got done eating crab legs. Thank you, cranky little crustacean buddies, for being so drat tasty.
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Jul 27, 2018 01:01
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I can deal with wasps. It's the bugs that're so loving stupid that they just smack right into your face that I have a lot of contempt for. I'm waaaalkin' heeyah!
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Jul 27, 2018 18:20
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Jul 31, 2018 06:59
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Welp, that does it. I'm gonna post a story about a giant scifi battlecrab. Need some time to think about it though. We actually talked about this some waaaaay earlier in the thread and I refused to post what I've already written and I still won't post it (on account of the fact that I'm still workshopping that specific story and trying to get it published), but after seeing all these images of gun-laden crabs I'm inclined to write something more condensed for the thread.
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Mr.Tophat posted:Need a hand with the writing? I literally have a degree in this poo poo, let's write about crabs Honestly I prolly won't go so far as needing a competent editor for the sake of this thread. I just have the urge to pump out a But yeah don't go setting expectations, cause I need a little time, but gently caress it I'm gonna post some battlecrab poo poo ITT soon.
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