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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
been analyzing this beauty a bit more and I've found some additional Mark Lloyd facts

a few words that give him trouble: (theyre er trickky)

becoming (bcoming, becmming)
comfort (cumfort)
Kid Rock (kidrcock)
magnets (magnuts)

a few that he has mastered: (makess him fell good)

sex servant
childish softcore escort
Chevy Silverado
Silver Silverado Duramax 4x4

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ShinyBirdTeeth

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I think we should all take a moment to appreciate Mark's courage. If everyone were as frank about their sexual needs/struggles with becoming a horse doctor, then I think we'd all be happier as a society.

How are you going to be happy if you can't admit that you're channeling your horse medicine-related frustrations into your erotic fantasies?

Adiabatic


You should send mark lloyd to automotive insanity... we could learn a thing or two about modding trucks from him.

FactsAreUseless

Adiabatic posted:

You should send mark lloyd to automotive insanity... we could learn a thing or two about modding trucks from him.
Done. Mark Lloyd is well on his way to becoming a sex slave for you.

CAT INTERCEPTOR

MY WORLD IS FIRE AND BLOOD

FactsAreUseless posted:

Done. Mark Lloyd is well on his way to becoming a sex slave for you.

Only if 14inch Dick gets to sex slave him first in a Jeep in Nevada

Dagen H

Hogertrafikomlaggningen


I misread that as "Meat Pimp".

Adiabatic


Awesome!

NumbersMatching320

RESALE VALUE, MEIN HERR



Mark Lloyd shoulda got the ZF6 in his Duramax

NumbersMatching320

RESALE VALUE, MEIN HERR



With a leather wrapped horse cock

Midjack

But it soon became quite clear that while losers flourished everywhere, winners were a rare and reticent breed with preferences for camouflage and anonymity.

Ultra Spoot posted:

Get equipped with: sex magnet

https://youtu.be/0hzBh0J1YFU

FactsAreUseless

Classic Kid Rock hit

INCHI DICKARI

@====Saiaku===@
@==No Tenshi==@
@=No Ronbun==@
\______________@



CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Only if 14inch Dick gets to sex slave him first in a Jeep in Nevada
d e a l


alnilam





mark lloyd knows that if he gets the science right, magnets will change the world as we know it by giving lobsters the ability to escape from plates

joke_explainer



Very funny FAU. A long while ago I got a bunch of spam that seemed to lack any payload for an URL or anything, and just consisted of random blocks of texts from random people with random subjects. I preserved a bunch of it as a strange example of a pointless markov chain bot writing mysterious love letters to its ten million most beloved people. Here's a few.

Rec'vd from: Dr. Hogland Chowning
Subject: streetwalker resurrection

Elinor had not seen much of roddy in the week in lawrence,
and in the refusal of exgovernor perhaps you'll escape that.
you haven't any heart, whenever the battle might come. Relocated
footnote: long seclusion from direct light and air, faded
no use even so much as thinkin' of it, so i gave know the
truth as to the virtues of his wife, field and the air and
the light are very free especially in lady florimel's presence,
would yes. As a matter of fact we all are, more or less!
and was in the course of administering rebuffs in that quarter.
they were on the second floor.

Rec'vd from Herbel Bashara:
Subject: summerise horsemint

It up. Ethel sitting. Your note seemed so extraordinarily
they're killed and you eat them christmas. They date of
the president's message she had already under any circumstances.
that king who slays art in kine and other cattle and in
the produce of the fruits of his actions, thus transmigrates
of the crescent to which sir modava had alluded, their sacrificial
vessels together with their they reached the city and began
their quest. Mahomet him who has stolen thy stalks be a
king destitute gold in maturer yearsand the blue or grey
eyes bearing the church of pontdel'arche, though greatly.

Rec'vd from Father Profeta
Subject: raiser celebrities
To the finding of the blowpipe behind the cushion up, and
then down go pulpits, genevagowns, and it away from him,
aware only that it was the memory she hinted of her new
enthusiasm. To find one as a matter of fact, he found himself
becoming better nor one o' them valets, as is neither a
alaskan life amidst continual danger made in such landed,
and built some huts to last us a few days,.

Rec'vd from Galmberti Rudd
Subject: :o)

Been rivals in several business deals ó and on one of the
commissioners returning again to lincoln's to handle them
roughly. There was much talk about used to accompany my
armed nobles, and wish to a real proper investigation, does
she? I think me if i'd give him a lift in my car and i said
to grey, and actually left his fifth glass only, suggestions,
had given her a queer, eerie sensation a world of heartbreak
it is. The doctors said of the brazilian government was
extremely praiseworthy she was secretly thankful not to
have to remain an' i've a cake on the griddle just about
fit. Distributing a project gutenbergtm electronic mr. Clancy
took the stand. Mr. Clancy was news up their hymn books
and organ, their faces only.

Recvd From: Carpentier Rumblier
Subject: casablanca herodine

Said poirot. Yes, yes, general ravenscroft agreed of occasionally
differing from an apocryphal writer. She said something
about having to go on to the purity and extraordinary brilliancy
agates, moonstones, the magicians scorn was stirred, and
lo, i have the same words: catholics! Catholics! Ah! I begin
sand on the northwest side. In this basin was say, said
poirot. I'm not a woman. A woman whom.

sockingtonsworth


i dunno why but I started reading these in my worst cockney accent and itís pretty good poo poo tbh (that is, what I think a cockney accent is)

alnilam




they're killed and you eat them christmas

alnilam




sockingtonsworth posted:

i dunno why but I started reading these in my worst cockney accent and it’s pretty good poo poo tbh (that is, what I think a cockney accent is)

probably because some of the bizarre non sequiturs reminded you of cockney rhyming slang

sockingtonsworth


well poo poo

alnilam




update, on mark lloyd re: sex servitude and/or magnuts?

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

alnilam posted:

update, on mark lloyd re: sex servitude and/or magnuts?

in my dreams, Werner Herzog is following him around documenting his life to create his next documentary "Magnet Man: Sexual Magnetism and Silverado Dreams"

FactsAreUseless

I once received a spam email with the subject line "You will be the legend of the ten-inch manhood."

FactsAreUseless

joke_explainer posted:

Very funny FAU. A long while ago I got a bunch of spam that seemed to lack any payload for an URL or anything, and just consisted of random blocks of texts from random people with random subjects. I preserved a bunch of it as a strange example of a pointless markov chain bot writing mysterious love letters to its ten million most beloved people. Here's a few.

Rec'vd from: Dr. Hogland Chowning
Subject: streetwalker resurrection

Elinor had not seen much of roddy in the week in lawrence,
and in the refusal of exgovernor perhaps you'll escape that.
you haven't any heart, whenever the battle might come. Relocated
footnote: long seclusion from direct light and air, faded
no use even so much as thinkin' of it, so i gave know the
truth as to the virtues of his wife, field and the air and
the light are very free especially in lady florimel's presence,
would yes. As a matter of fact we all are, more or less!
and was in the course of administering rebuffs in that quarter.
they were on the second floor.

Rec'vd from Herbel Bashara:
Subject: summerise horsemint

It up. Ethel sitting. Your note seemed so extraordinarily
they're killed and you eat them christmas. They date of
the president's message she had already under any circumstances.
that king who slays art in kine and other cattle and in
the produce of the fruits of his actions, thus transmigrates
of the crescent to which sir modava had alluded, their sacrificial
vessels together with their they reached the city and began
their quest. Mahomet him who has stolen thy stalks be a
king destitute gold in maturer yearsand the blue or grey
eyes bearing the church of pontdel'arche, though greatly.

Rec'vd from Father Profeta
Subject: raiser celebrities
To the finding of the blowpipe behind the cushion up, and
then down go pulpits, genevagowns, and it away from him,
aware only that it was the memory she hinted of her new
enthusiasm. To find one as a matter of fact, he found himself
becoming better nor one o' them valets, as is neither a
alaskan life amidst continual danger made in such landed,
and built some huts to last us a few days,.

Rec'vd from Galmberti Rudd
Subject: :o)

Been rivals in several business deals ó and on one of the
commissioners returning again to lincoln's to handle them
roughly. There was much talk about used to accompany my
armed nobles, and wish to a real proper investigation, does
she? I think me if i'd give him a lift in my car and i said
to grey, and actually left his fifth glass only, suggestions,
had given her a queer, eerie sensation a world of heartbreak
it is. The doctors said of the brazilian government was
extremely praiseworthy she was secretly thankful not to
have to remain an' i've a cake on the griddle just about
fit. Distributing a project gutenbergtm electronic mr. Clancy
took the stand. Mr. Clancy was news up their hymn books
and organ, their faces only.

Recvd From: Carpentier Rumblier
Subject: casablanca herodine

Said poirot. Yes, yes, general ravenscroft agreed of occasionally
differing from an apocryphal writer. She said something
about having to go on to the purity and extraordinary brilliancy
agates, moonstones, the magicians scorn was stirred, and
lo, i have the same words: catholics! Catholics! Ah! I begin
sand on the northwest side. In this basin was say, said
poirot. I'm not a woman. A woman whom.
Catholics! Catholics! Catholics! Ack!

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

FactsAreUseless posted:

I once received a spam email with the subject line "You will be the legend of the ten-inch manhood."

Congratulations on your amazing future hooded cloak for men! Wear it proud!


Sig by Manifisto <3

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
Things are looking up for me, looks like I'll be getting $42,500,000 soon.

Well, once I deal with the dastardly Mr. John Andrew, a man who has fabricated proof of my death in an attempt to swindle me out of the $2.5m entrusted to me by my beneficiaries at the Central Bank of Nigeria.

quote:

Subject: RE
From: Evan J Daniels
Thirty Million Dollars Donated to you by Eng. Azim Premji.

quote:

Subject: ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
From: Mr. ALHAJI SULEIMAN BARAU
THE DESK OF DEPUTY GOVERNOR (C.B.N),
ALHAJI SULEIMAN BARAU
OFFICE OF THE CHAIRMAN;
BOARD OF TRUSTEES ON CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENTS
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).

ATTN: CONTRACT #: (MAV/CBN/FGN/MIN/16)

RE/ IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE. ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

...

A part payment of your valued funds: $2,500,000.00 has been endorsed for
payment. Awaiting your confirmation to this effect, The Federal
Ministry of Finance have forwarded to this office, the names of clients
that have not yet received their contract payment and your
name happen to be on the payment schedule list.

Your payment is next on the payment schedule for this last quarter of the
year 2017, don't delay to pick your call or email in case. The
release of this Contract fund is temporarily on hold, as one Mr. John
Andrew, came to my office in company of one Barrister Bankule
Oshomoluwe and presented an Affidavit of Death Certificate showing that
you are dead, that you died in an auto crash in March 2014, And
based on the meeting held with other Directors of your Company, he (Mr.
John Andrew was assigned to follow up the payment and court
granted him authorization to your payment as your partner / beneficiary.


I received a new contact address from Mr. John Andrew, to deliver your
Payment into a net address as stated below.100 Wellington Street
West ,Suite 1200 , Toronto ,Ontario , Canada ,M5K 1J3. The totalpart
payment value of $2,500,000.00 US Dollars (two Million five
Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only) was approved by the presidency
for immediate payment to Mr. John Andrew, as your
beneficiary/Partner. (1) Please, confirm to our Bank/Office if you have
instructed Mr. John Andrew, to appoint an attorney / agent on
your behalf thereby asking that he receives cash call Remittance on your
behalf as your Partner. (2) Please, also confirm if you have
authorized Mr. John Andrew, to change your Residential Address to the
following address stated below. 100 Wellington Street West ,Suite
1200 Toronto , Ontario , Canada , M5K 1J3.We have decided to contact you
for re-verification because we suspected that Mr John Andrew, is
trying to divert your money through the sworn affidavit to a new
different addres


Therefore, if you are alive and had not authorized Mr. John Andrew, to
claim this Contractual Payment on your behalf as your Partner, Kindly
get back to us with the down listed information requested for
re-confirmation / verification and for fast and swift release of the
Fund to you without any Further Delay. But failure to hear from you within
48 hours automatically indicates that Mr. John Andrew claims
are right and the money should be legally paid to him.


quote:

From: Mr. Russell Franklin
Subject: RE: ATM VISA CARD DELIVERY DEPARTMENT
Attention:Beneficiary

Instruction was given by the Office of Presidency and United Nations(UN) and also (IMF)to transfer Sum of $10m through ATM Debit Card to you which you can use it in near cash point,shopping mall or banking.

You can withdrawal money from your ATM Debit Card from any ATM MACHINE location or center of your choice/nearest to you, in any part of the world.

You should reconfirm your address and full name and also telephone number for urgent delivery of your original ATM Debit Card to you within 48hrs.

Yours faithfully,
MY CONTACT EMAIL: russellfranklin@vp.pl
Mr. Russell Franklin
Foreign Payment Due Process Unit.

alnilam




i don't want to detract from the extremely real nature of mark lloyd's attempts to change the world and be your sex servant, but

this is reminding me of a delightful old bunch of sketches someone made based on bizarre lines from spam emails

spamusement
http://spamusement.com/

alnilam




Jolo posted:

Things are looking up for me, looks like I'll be getting $42,500,000 soon.

Well, once I deal with the dastardly Mr. John Andrew, a man who has fabricated proof of my death in an attempt to swindle me out of the $2.5m entrusted to me by my beneficiaries at the Central Bank of Nigeria.

congrats btw!! please remembver your yob buddies when you are palling around in mansion land or whatever

alnilam




spam subject line: Curso de PHOTOSHOP

alnilam fucked around with this message at Jan 31, 2018 around 21:44

alnilam




Everybody's Talking About AlcoMate! It Really Works!

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

alnilam posted:

spam subject line: Curso de PHOTOSHOP



I love this skeleton ghost

SciFiDownBeat
HAIKOOLIGAN

Jolo posted:

I couldn't find a good way to incorporate the Chevy Silverado into the av, but am happy with how it turned out

get beefy BITCH

Koishi Komeiji


FactsAreUseless posted:

I once received a spam email with the subject line "You will be the legend of the ten-inch manhood."

That actually sounds like some kind of death threat tbh

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Koishi Komeiji


Koishi Komeiji posted:

That actually sounds like some kind of death threat tbh

And even if it's not who would want a ten inch foreskin? Seems like it would be cumbersome to wield and hard to clean.

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