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hello im well on my way to bcoming a sex servant four you. i should be in hollywood being supper rich with a childish softcore escort.will you send me some cumfort now jamout kidrcock in my chevy silverado.ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it,and also too attractto atract some one like yo an youre er kinky makes me fell horny rear end hell.and makess me lauf out load..! my name is Mark lloyd with silver silverado duromax 4x4 mag wheeles bed liner automatick transmittion with kidrock licence plates to gett my atension fell good to type cause my handwrighting isnt very good i learnd in jr hi school a feuw years ago. i tought abuot becmming a vetrinarian. horse dokter i kind of got sidetraked. if sex please email me thnks ML lisen to thhis and think about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFx0MMqb48 |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 03:41 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 10:30 |
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Mark Lloyd facts: 1. Mark Lloyd owns a Chevy Silverado Duramax. It is silver. It has 4x4 mag(?) wheeles[sic], a bed liner, and an automatic transmission. 2. Mark Lloyd has Kid Rock license plates. It is unclear if these are plate frames, or vanity plates. 3. Mark Lloyd should be in Hollywood. 4. Mark Lloyd should be super rich. 5. Mark Lloyd should be with a "childish softcore escort." 6. Mark Lloyd has been playing with magnets. 7. Mark Lloyd is trying to change the world as we know it. 8. Mark Lloyd wants to attract someone like me, and I'm er kinky. 9. This makes Mark Lloyd feel horny as hell. 10. This makes Mark Lloyd laugh out loud. 11. Mark Lloyd does not have good handwriting. 12. Because Mark Lloyd does not have good handwriting, he compensates with Kid Rock license plates to get attention. 13. A few years ago, Mark Lloyd was in junior high. 14. Mark Lloyd thought about becoming a veterinarian. 15. Mark Lloyd thought about becoming a horse doctor. 16. Mark Lloyd got sidetracked. 17. Mark Lloyd is well on his way to becoming a sex servant for me. |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 03:47 |
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"Dammit!" screamed Mark Lloyd, pounding his fists on his science desk. "I've been playing with these magnets for months, and nothing has changed! The world is still the same!" Mark Lloyd ran his fingers through his luxurious golden hair and sighed. "Kid Rock... talk to me. Tell me what I need to hear." Mark Lloyd looked at his Kid Rock portrait, nearly 9 feet tall. "I should be super rich. I should be in Hollywood. Kid Rock! Where have I gone wrong?!" Mark Lloyd threw his magnets to the floor, and the sound echoed through the empty room. All he had ever wanted was to be a veterinarian. But that dream was dashed. He'd become sidetracked. Now he had to settle for second-best. Changing the world forever with magnets. "I just want to be with someone kinky. That makes me feel horny as hell. That makes me laugh out loud! I am well on my way to becoming a sex servant for them... but drat these infernal magnets!" Mark Lloyd stared at nothing. He imagined driving down the highway in his Silverado, blasting Kid Rock. Closing his eyes, he put his earbuds in. "Sheryl... Kid... take me home." |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 03:56 |
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alnilam posted:also here is an actual spam email i received: |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 18:17 |
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Macnult posted:the Mark lloyd accion figure comes quippd with silver silverado duromax 4x4 mag wheeles bed liner automatick transmittion with kidrock licence plates And don't miss these other exciting accessories, like Mark Lloyd's Play And Learn With Magnets, the Childish Softcore Escort, and Sheryl Crow! |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 18:19 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Leavin' Las Vegas in a Silverado 4x4 with mag wheels. |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 18:50 |
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Jolo posted:Mark Lloyd pulls his Silver Chevy Silverado Duramax into the parking lot of the horse doctor school. "This is your time Mark, it's time to become the kind of man that Kid would respect." He walks into the front door of the school and sees a white-board on the wall for new student sign ups. "This marker... How does it stay on the board? It's stuck to the wall as if by magic. Am I dreaming?" He frantically looks around for someone to share this discovery with. "Ma'am! Do you see this?!" He removes the marker from the board and feels it snap back to the board again and again. "How can this be? What forces are at work here?" The receptionist looks at Mark with a confused look. "There's a magnet on that marker that makes it stick to the board", she says. Mark can barely process this statement. To be honest, it makes him horny as hell. He nearly laughs out loud before exclaiming, "A magnut? This could change the world!" Mark runs out the front door of the school clutching the marker tightly. Dreams of fame, riches, and childish softcore escorts fill his mind. He will never again return to the horse doctor school. |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 18:50 |
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Jolo posted:I can't stop laughing at this post. This thing made my day FAU. Thanks for sharing. |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2017 20:51 |
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Jolo posted:I couldn't find a good way to incorporate the Chevy Silverado into the av, but am happy with how it turned out |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 22:41 |
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Adiabatic posted:You should send mark lloyd to automotive insanity... we could learn a thing or two about modding trucks from him. |
# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 21:51 |
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Classic Kid Rock hit |
# ¿ Nov 26, 2017 18:19 |
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I once received a spam email with the subject line "You will be the legend of the ten-inch manhood." |
# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 14:02 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 10:30 |
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joke_explainer posted:Very funny FAU. A long while ago I got a bunch of spam that seemed to lack any payload for an URL or anything, and just consisted of random blocks of texts from random people with random subjects. I preserved a bunch of it as a strange example of a pointless markov chain bot writing mysterious love letters to its ten million most beloved people. Here's a few. |
# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 14:03 |