Pikachu talks now

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Computer Serf: May 14, 2005; Buglord

Fartbox posted:

I have a question for the class

Clearly the pokemon are sentient and intelligent. In this case we even see the pokemon speaking

Would it then not stand to reason that coitus with the pokemon is in fact fairly acceptable?

it hobbyists are enslaving pokemon to fight why would it be so wrong to teach them to gently caress

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Smythe posted:

it takes 2 turns to take effect, my love.. plenty of time for you to enjoy my Hydro Pump

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Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

More like.... Speakachu

# ? Nov 17, 2017 11:16

Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

DID THEY DIE?! SPOILERS, OP!!!

# ? Nov 17, 2017 11:41

esperterra: Mar 24, 2010; SHINee's back

Streak posted:

More like.... Speakachu

# ? Nov 17, 2017 12:13

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Captain Splendid posted:

From a Guardian article on the matter

The original Japanese release of the film contains a similar scene where Pikachu speaks Japanese, but has not prompted the same reaction.

This is the most hosed up part of the story imo.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 12:27

Zeniel: Oct 18, 2013

It's been a very long time since I watched pokemon, but didn't pikachu loving hate Ash in the first episode and also still refused to go into the pokeball?

Not that I actually care about plot holes in Pokemon.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 13:14

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Didn't Pikachu have a massive animal boner for Ash since forever?

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The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

pikachu used to be fat and cute now look at that fucker

# ? Nov 17, 2017 14:21

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Didn't Pikachu have a massive animal boner for Ash since forever?

Are Pikachu and Ash gonna gently caress? It's been in the cards for quite some time.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 14:23

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Fried Watermelon posted:

Did they ever have a normal guy just fight pokemon himself?

Like he trained his body and mind to successfully beat a gym using his own skill?

You'll send other creatures to fight for you but you won't fight for yourself? Pathetic.

There's an episode where ash and a fat ninja tackle the poo poo out of an arbok does anyone have a clip of that

# ? Nov 17, 2017 14:58

GET IN THE ROBOT: Nov 28, 2007; JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

fans would have reacted better if pikachu was voiced by danny devito

# ? Nov 17, 2017 15:10

Fredrik1: Jan 22, 2005; Gopherslayer; Fallen Rib

Captain Splendid posted:

From a Guardian article on the matter

The original Japanese release of the film contains a similar scene where Pikachu speaks Japanese, but has not prompted the same reaction.

Of course not, if Pikachu spoke Japanese it would at least have made sense!

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a bone to pick posted:

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/930126330615730182

Pikachu loving talks now. Listen to all the upset manbabies cry out in the theater.

I love how pikachu talks to deliver one of the shittiest, cheesiest lines ever lol.

I'm the neckbeard yelling "Nooo" in protest of Pikachu always wanting to be with Ash

# ? Nov 17, 2017 15:15

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

Maybe it's a different pikachu, they all look the same anyway

I can't imagine the average lifespan of a pokemon being very long either

# ? Nov 17, 2017 15:33

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

how is pokemon still a thing lol

i was WAY, WAY WAY WAY into it when i was 10 or whatever, then when i turned 11 (or whatever) i was like wait this is for literal children its time to grow up. i get maybe maybe a few more years but how are old men going WHAT THE gently caress in a theater when pika pika goes ash i wuv u lets mash pussies aie??

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The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

They were fun until nerds ruined it by min/maxing their pokemon and now my brother kills all my guys in 1 hit

# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:35

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

1gnoirents posted:

how is pokemon still a thing lol

i was WAY, WAY WAY WAY into it when i was 10 or whatever, then when i turned 11 (or whatever) i was like wait this is for literal children its time to grow up. i get maybe maybe a few more years but how are old men going WHAT THE gently caress in a theater when pika pika goes ash i wuv u lets mash pussies aie??

I was really into Pokemon when I was a kid, then I got older and decided it was lame, then I got even older and decided the games at least were still fun as hell.

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Ashes to ashes.

Pika. Pika pee.

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Cnut the Great posted:

I was really into Pokemon when I was a kid, then I got older and decided it was lame, then I got even older and decided the games at least were still fun as hell.

Jimmy Hats posted:

pikachu used to be fat and cute now look at that fucker

The entertainment industry is harsh on young actors. Look at Cameron Diaz.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:43

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

imagine caring about pokemon in 2017 and not being an 8 year old child

# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:44

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Teikanmi posted:

imagine caring about pokemon in 2017 and not being an 8 year old child

Back when pokemon go came out like literally everyone was playing it.

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Imagine making "imagine caring about pokemon in 2017" jokes like it's 2004.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:01

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Fredrik1 posted:

Of course not, if Pikachu spoke Japanese it would at least have made sense!

Because Japanese is a powerful, deep language from word to script. Kanji can be used to summon actual supernatural and psychic powers with just a single character. You need an entire paragraph in latin or arabic to do anything that even comes close to the power of that.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:23

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

pokemon games are boring and unfun unless you like slogging through a boring rear end game world and grinding through cardboard enemies for 20 hours using a combat system designed for the NES

but regardless of opinions on the games, being a grown rear end adult and going to see a pokemon movie in theaters is objectively shameful

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:27

To be fair...: Feb 3, 2006; Film Producer

At the Children's Museum in Boston, they force all adults without children to leave a photo ID at the desk.

Movie theaters should really be doing this for kids movies too.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lol at this thread.
Thanks for the laughs GBS.

You guys did it.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:34

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

I'm the guy in the top left corner of the last panel.

Pokemon is so crazy that instead of letting Ash age a year, they'd rather have Pikachu talk.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:44

KillerJunglist: May 22, 2007; Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Streak posted:

More like.... Speakachu

Seppukuchu

# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:29

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

mind the walrus posted:

I'm the guy wearing a Kevin shirt

# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:33

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Meiers Goldbrick posted:

At the Children's Museum in Boston, they force all adults without children to leave a photo ID at the desk.

that's an interesting fact to know

do you also have a savantlike knowldge of age of consent laws

# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:33

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

JediTalentAgent posted:

Because Japanese is a powerful, deep language from word to script. Kanji can be used to summon actual supernatural and psychic powers with just a single character. You need an entire paragraph in latin or arabic to do anything that even comes close to the power of that.

Nah i can summon a dude with only 3 words

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