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Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.

The old thread was broken by the sheer force of our collective burgin', so this one shall take its place. Drop your home-made and take-out burgers here.

Burgers are classic. They are so good. We are killing our planet with methane so we can eat this magnificent poo poo, and we're barely even sorry about it.

A good burger is both a blank canvas and a masterpiece on its own. You can put anything on it, you can put nothing on it, or you could eat the bare patty off a grease-coated plate like the stoned degenerate you could only aspire to be. You worm.

Here's the OP for the old thread, because it's good

Chinatown posted:

This is a thread designated for the talk of burgers and burger related topics.

There are many good places to acquire burgers, as well as making them yourself, which is not only fun but also highly rewarding.

Below are a few good burgers. I like them all. I have no hatred in my heart when it comes to burgers.

In-N-Out

5 Guys

Habit

Shake Shack

There are other places that sell burgers so please post your favorite.

This is mine. Hodad's in San Diego. The owner just passed away and it is very sad but his burgers will live on.

Thank you.

To get things going, here's some burgers I've taken pics of in a bid for fleeting attention from internet strangers:

Go eat burgers, everyone! Take pictures and put them here! Please! I need this! I need to see burgers! Burger me, please!

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# ? Jun 25, 2019 09:41

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

I'll bite.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:00

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

I would have voted for Burger Thread II: Electric Burgaloo but whatever

# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:37

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I would have voted for Burger Thread II: Electric Burgaloo but whatever

Ah, drat, that's loads better! I held off for a while to see if someone with more clever cells would make a thread, but no luck; this is the consequence, humorous people! Next time, be more proactive!

Thankfully, it's just a placeholder until someone says something funny.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 18:51

Doom Rooster: Sep 3, 2008; Pillbug

I was thinking more like "Always 2 More Burgs..."

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:05

Submarine Sandpaper: May 27, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT HOW I GHOULISHLY CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF CHILDREN TO TEACH THEIR PARENTS "A LESSON"

Two burgers one bun

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:17

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.

Ground floor.

Is Chinatown okay with this new thread?

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:19

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Ground floor.

Is Chinatown okay with this new thread?

I dunno, I didn't think to ask. I'll shoot em a PM.

Edit: NVM, they don't have PMs.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 19:33

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; #GOAT

Gonna burg for lunch today

Cannot wait

# ? Nov 17, 2017 20:31

kloa: Feb 14, 2007

Welp guess I�ll be buying hamburger on my next grocery trip for smashin burgs

# ? Nov 17, 2017 21:36

the littlest prince: Sep 23, 2006

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Ground floor.

Is Chinatown okay with this new thread?

burgs wait for no man

# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:02

Gwaihir: Dec 8, 2009; Hair Elf

Awwww yiss now when I see two unread posts there's actually going to be two new burgposts to gaze at.

# ? Nov 17, 2017 22:17

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; 500 CIGARETTES!

Since it got mentioned in the OP, f you're worried about killing the planet with methane, you can make a very good burger-style sandwich with ground pork (also if you want to spend like half as much as you would on ground beef!). I like to season them into quasi-sausage patties since they are less flavourful on their own than beef hamburgers. Italian sausage seasoning and chorizo seasoning both produce a hell of a good burger thing.

I might remember to take a photo next time I make one.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 01:40

Ranter: Jul 11, 2004

PT6A posted:

Since it got mentioned in the OP, f you're worried about killing the planet with methane, you can make a very good burger-style sandwich with ground pork (also if you want to spend like half as much as you would on ground beef!). I like to season them into quasi-sausage patties since they are less flavourful on their own than beef hamburgers. Italian sausage seasoning and chorizo seasoning both produce a hell of a good burger thing.

I might remember to take a photo next time I make one.

Do you use heritage pork to give you the fat content, or is it the industrialized mass produced lean pork and you add another fat?

# ? Nov 18, 2017 01:41

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; 500 CIGARETTES!

Ranter posted:

Do you use heritage pork to give you the fat content, or is it the industrialized mass produced lean pork and you add another fat?

I use a good quality ground pork from the supermarket, it has the name of the farm on it but I can't remember what it is, but it is fairly lean. That's what makes it quasi-sausage instead of actual sausage, I suppose.

I hadn't considered adding fat, but I might do it in the future.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 02:17

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; "If you work harder than somebody else, chances are you'll beat him though he has more talent than you."; Lipstick Apathy

Ground floor up in here, in fact I think I'll have a burg after work to celebrate the new thread.

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butros: Aug 2, 2007; I believe the signs of the reptile master

They�re all beautiful burgs.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 10:49

Casu Marzu: Oct 20, 2008; I'm rude now.

I had a breakfast burg while running errands this morning. No pix though, sadly.

Double smashed patty with brick cheese and a fried egg.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 16:55

butros: Aug 2, 2007; I believe the signs of the reptile master

Smash burg with English cheddar and homemade daikon/cuke pickles on a ciabatta.

# ? Nov 18, 2017 17:13

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Crosspost from quick questions

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Anyway how do they season burgers at gyro places?

# ? Nov 18, 2017 23:03

Gaz2k21: Sep 1, 2006; MEGALA---WHO??!!??

As a big fan of the Spoons burg I will soon be indulging in the Christmas burger they have just announced on their festive menu.

Its a chicken burger with stuffing,cranberry sauce (although I will swap that with gravy) and pigs in blankets.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 18:32

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; "This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."

Gaz2k21 posted:

As a big fan of the Spoons burg I will soon be indulging in the Christmas burger they have just announced on their festive menu.

Its a chicken burger with stuffing,cranberry sauce (although I will swap that with gravy) and pigs in blankets.

Wetherspoons??

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:17

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

I saw 2 new replies notification for this thread and my heart sank.
Then I remembered that this thread isn't hosed and got excited and clicked it.

Then I get here and it's you fuckwits talking about chicken.

POST SOME GODDAMN BURGS PEOPLE.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 19:22

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

I saw 2 new replies notification for this thread and my heart sank.
Then I remembered that this thread isn't hosed and got excited and clicked it.

Then I get here and it's you fuckwits talking about chicken.

POST SOME GODDAMN BURGS PEOPLE.

I need that burg in me NOW! And another to keep it from being lonely...

And a third, since three's a party...

# ? Nov 20, 2017 21:05

GnarlyCharlie4u: Sep 23, 2007; I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Samizdata posted:

I need that burg in me NOW! And another to keep it from being lonely...

And a third, since three's a party...

If you think that looks good, you should try their Lamb Burger.
https://www.facebook.com/burgerbachcarytown/

# ? Nov 20, 2017 21:10

Bob Morales: Aug 18, 2006; This post is good to go

Bought a Blackstone griddle so I can burg every day

# ? Nov 20, 2017 21:30

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.

Bob Morales posted:

Bought a Blackstone griddle so I can burg every day

Bun game ees strong!

# ? Nov 20, 2017 21:56

SymmetryrtemmyS: Jul 13, 2013; I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

I went to a taqueria for lunch today. I live a life of regrets and missed opportunities. I could have 🍔, but I hosed up.

# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:07

Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I achieved perfect eggs earlier, but could not find the thread for it, but they were fried eggs for burgers, so here it go.

Warning; I don't know all the English words for foodstuff (I'm Foreign and do not use English when cooking), but the buns were dark bread (incorrect word, I think, not rye, but not white bread - whole grain? unsure, we may never be able to communicate perfectly, always something will be lost and we must extend upon one another the courtesy of some leeway in speech and intentions) + beef patty with various seasoning (impossible to know the words of seasonings other than salt and pepper, apologies. Rosemary and thyme is also known, but was not in effect), the small style of tomatoes, my home-grown and pickled cucumber+chili <--lots of these, very strong, Dijon mustard, fried onions + perfect fried egg

My bf when eating this says he will marry (not proposal btw, just compliment, no need to congratulate

)

# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:06

Snowmankilla: Dec 6, 2000; True, true

This thread is perfect.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 03:00

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; "This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."

Grandmother of Five posted:

I achieved perfect eggs earlier, but could not find the thread for it, but they were fried eggs for burgers, so here it go.

Warning; I don't know all the English words for foodstuff (I'm Foreign and do not use English when cooking), but the buns were dark bread (incorrect word, I think, not rye, but not white bread - whole grain? unsure, we may never be able to communicate perfectly, always something will be lost and we must extend upon one another the courtesy of some leeway in speech and intentions) + beef patty with various seasoning (impossible to know the words of seasonings other than salt and pepper, apologies. Rosemary and thyme is also known, but was not in effect), the small style of tomatoes, my home-grown and pickled cucumber+chili <--lots of these, very strong, Dijon mustard, fried onions + perfect fried egg My bf when eating this says he will marry (not proposal btw, just compliment, no need to congratulate )

# ? Nov 21, 2017 08:12

Random Hero: Jun 4, 2004; I could sure go for a Miller High Life...

I had one of the best burgers in a long time at Au Cheval in Chicago... Perfectly cooked double cheeseburger with pickles, red onion, dijonaisse, bacon and egg:

I don't normally add an egg to my burgers but I felt compelled to in this case.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 13:28

Gamerofthegame: Oct 27, 2010; Could at least flip one or two, maybe.

Now cross post all of the burger dumps here.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 13:35

butros: Aug 2, 2007; I believe the signs of the reptile master

Random Hero posted:

I had one of the best burgers in a long time at Au Cheval in Chicago... Perfectly cooked double cheeseburger with pickles, red onion, dijonaisse, bacon and egg:

I don't normally add an egg to my burgers but I felt compelled to in this case.

Fuckin would.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 13:44

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; "This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."

Random Hero posted:

I had one of the best burgers in a long time at Au Cheval in Chicago... Perfectly cooked double cheeseburger with pickles, red onion, dijonaisse, bacon and egg:

I don't normally add an egg to my burgers but I felt compelled to in this case.

That is art.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 13:55

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.

Random Hero posted:

I had one of the best burgers in a long time at Au Cheval in Chicago... Perfectly cooked double cheeseburger with pickles, red onion, dijonaisse, bacon and egg:

I think you have to capitalize the B for this Bacon.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 14:35

Hippie Hedgehog: Feb 19, 2007; Ever cuddled a hedgehog?

Jeb! Repetition posted:

Anyway how do they season burgers at gyro places?

Ask at your local gyro place, maybe?

The gyro places here don't server burgers, but if they did, I imagine they would taste like kofta. I.e. lots of cumin.

# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:18

nah: Mar 16, 2009

Please everyone post their favorite methods for cooking burgers please. Please be descriptive

# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:31

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Random Hero posted:

I had one of the best burgers in a long time at Au Cheval in Chicago... Perfectly cooked double cheeseburger with pickles, red onion, dijonaisse, bacon and egg:

I don't normally add an egg to my burgers but I felt compelled to in this case.

My god, you win.

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Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; "This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

Please everyone post their favorite methods for cooking burgers please. Please be descriptive

1. Give money
2. Eat burg

I mean I'll make my own if I have to, but

# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:42

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