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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


Curly fries are good as gently caress. Spirraly, christened in oil, deeply fried and they don't even ask for our forgiveness.

Way better than some garbage potato sliced and fried, they're actually good. And cool.





Thinkin bout thos fries, bitcj

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


Curly fries are the worst fry, right after potato wedges

popewiles
Jan 8, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Verisimilidude posted:

Curly fries are the worst fry, right after potato wedges

Well you're half right.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

That's it! You have probated me for the last time!


Lipstick Apathy

Waffle fries are better OP.

Especially with some Polynesian sauce.

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


Verisimilidude posted:

Curly fries are the worst fry, right after potato wedges

Potato wedges are good with garlic and chili powder

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Silent Majority
OPERATIVE


They are good. Waffle fries are the worst fries

cool new Polack jokes
Jan 24, 2016

by Lowtax


Verisimilidude posted:

Curly fries are the worst fry, right after potato wedges

gently caress YOU

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012

Easter was an Inside Job


Where is that video of a dude filming the curly fries mascot from across the street shouting "STUCK! STUUUCK! LOOKIT EM HE STUCK"

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

gimme those gat dang candies

potato wedges are normal roasted potatoes vaguely disguised as french fries so bastard kids will eat them

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM


Curly fries suck, because it's more difficult to glob copious amounts of ketchup on them when compared to other shapes of fries.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

potato wedges are normal roasted potatoes vaguely disguised as french fries so bastard kids will eat them
They're good. Fried potatoes are good in all their forms.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Silent Majority
OPERATIVE


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

potato wedges are normal roasted potatoes vaguely disguised as french fries so bastard kids will eat them

They can be but not always

KillerJunglist
May 21, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.


FactsAreUseless posted:

They're good. Fried potatoes are good in all their forms.

I had some potato bits mixed with taco seasoning and baked in the oven a couple of days ago. Although they weren't fried they were crispy and delicious.

I guess what I'm saying is all crispy potatoes are good.

pork steaks
May 30, 2017

a lovely boy


Curly fries are good especially when they're in my mouth

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017



Steak fries done right are my favorite (with tartar sauce.)

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Light city
Bright streets

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

potato wedges are normal roasted potatoes vaguely disguised as french fries so bastard kids will eat them
I fail to see how this is a bad thing

Spinster posted:

Steak fries done right are my favorite (with tartar sauce.)
This but with tzatziki sauce

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


drat, those fries are cooler than swayze in roadhouse

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Verisimilidude posted:

Curly fries are the worst fry, right after potato wedges

Man I used to think you were cool

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.


Spinster posted:

Steak fries done right are my favorite (with tartar sauce.)

Steak fries done wrong should be punishable by banishment.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


*is raw, cold, and wet in the middle because they didn't come apart during the cooking process, making the entire thing a giant mushy mess*

mmm wow so good

Meiers Goldbrick
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Potatoes are an enjoyable vegetable.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


Verisimilidude posted:

*is raw, cold, and wet in the middle because they didn't come apart during the cooking process, making the entire thing a giant mushy mess*

mmm wow so good

lol this guy... this guy cooks his good curly fries in piss and makes them bad, what an rear end in a top hat

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


Chief McHeath posted:

lol this guy... this guy cooks his good curly fries in piss and makes them bad, what an rear end in a top hat

not my fault 90% of curly fries are garbage fries for garbage people!

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


I think we all know the best potato is hashbrowns

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Silent Majority
OPERATIVE


Les Os posted:

I think we all know the best potato is hashbrowns

Shreds or patties

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014



big nipples big life posted:

Waffle fries are better OP.

Especially with some Polynesian sauce.

I gently caress with this

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


Blue Train posted:

Shreds or patties

Way I eat em it dont matter

quote:

Today, Americans consume approximately 70,000,000 pounds (32,000,000 kg) of tater tots per year

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011



it's not called fish and curly fries for a reason

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


Mozi posted:

drat, those fries are cooler than swayze in roadhouse

this is a joke based on the fact that in the movie 'roadhouse', the character played by patrick swayze took a job as a "cooler" in a bar

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey, Sid. Is it normal for the inside of your bung-hole to itch?

All fries matter

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.


I used to save the super curly ones until last.


Good times.

Straight White Shark
May 16, 2009

diggle zone


Verisimilidude posted:

Curly fries are the worst fry, right after potato wedges

what am bizarro world like?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in death I still post


Yams Fan

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

potato wedges are normal roasted potatoes vaguely disguised as french fries so bastard kids will eat them

You know what the superior potato wedges are? Jo-Jo's I could eat those fuckers all day long

Hairy Manback
Nov 2, 2016


Your all wrong and terrible and consuming starchy tubers the bad way.

The superior fry is Checkers super long red potatoe spicy fries

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Silent Majority
OPERATIVE


Les Os posted:

Way I eat em it dont matter

Tots own

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Silent Majority
OPERATIVE


Hairy Manback posted:

Your all wrong and terrible and consuming starchy tubers the bad way.

The superior fry is Checkers super long red potatoe spicy fries

These are good too yea, except rallys

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ceci n'est pas mon père

College Slice

Curly fries are good

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

Pull up dem pants, Cuphead

Actually Chik-Fil-A waffle fries are godtier fries

Most wedges are trash, they are hard to get right

The worst part of curly fries is that no matter what you always only get like 3-4 big curly ones hat dominate the experience and then you’re left with a whole fry box of curly little tiny fries

Play
Apr 25, 2006

give me cities and big kid toys
give me little girls and little boys
take a risk and feel some pain
put some change
inside your veins

I call 'em seasoned curlies. I feel like I got that from a jack black movie but who knows

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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

This is a front row seat to the greatest show on earth.

Curly fries, hash browns, tots.... I love them all.

A few years ago I filled out one of those satisfaction questionnaires for the cafeteria at my work:


2 weeks later we had fuckin' curly fries and I took all the credit for that one.

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