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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Yeah sure we made fun of him for jerking it in an adult theater and he has a massive loving porn collection, but a certain red bow tie wearing man’s name has not come up in any sexual assault allegations yet. And it never will. Because Pee Wee knows just to jerk it to porn and not at other women. Louis CK might want to call him up sometime as a mentor.

Anyway post cool Pee Wee things here. I thought that movie that came out last year was pretty loving funny in an absurd way

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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I liked him in Blow

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is a loving masterpiece. It's Tim Burton's 2nd best movie. It's also Danny Elfman's best work.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NJlKEzBL5c

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Didnt he accept child porn from jeffrey jones

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Former DILF posted:

Didnt he accept child porn from jeffrey jones

If I remember correctly he bought a big bulk wholesale collection of erotica and some underage stuff wound up being in it. He was investigated but no charges happened because he didn’t know it was in there.

Dude really loving loves his porn apparently

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Everyone Loves Porn

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

facebook jihad posted:

If I remember correctly he bought a big bulk wholesale collection of erotica and some underage stuff wound up being in it. He was investigated but no charges happened because he didn’t know it was in there.

Dude really loving loves his porn apparently

When you got that Warner Bros. and Pee Wee Playhouse money, what the hell else are you gonna do with your money.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Les Os posted:

I liked him in Blow

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

Les Os posted:

I liked him in Blow

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

facebook jihad posted:

If I remember correctly he bought a big bulk wholesale collection of erotica and some underage stuff wound up being in it. He was investigated but no charges happened because he didn’t know it was in there.

Dude really loving loves his porn apparently

drat you can buy porn in bulk?

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


I had the Pee Wee's Playhouse action figure playset as a kid and it was pretty awesome, lots of figures and cool details. I imagine the Louis CK playset would be less fun: there's an apartment corner where you can trap Pamela Adlon, that's about it.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Arrhythmia posted:

drat you can buy porn in bulk?

He did apparently. It was all vintage stuff.

I’m reading up on it now and the case against him for CP seems really convoluted. He wound up pleading guilty to some misdemeanor charge and had to register as a sex offender for three years or something. Well that kind of sucks but it doesn’t seem like he’s an outright pedo

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHFnc_eV4Lg

Pee Wee knows crack is whack

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

:rip: whitney

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects

It's hilarious to think that Pee Wee got sunk just for jerking it in a theater

If that happened nowadays it'd all blow over in a week and he'd be right back to acting

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Pee Wee was one of my favorite programs growing up and it's total bullshit that his career was ruined just for jerking it where he was actually supposed to be jerking it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dangerous Minority posted:

It's hilarious to think that Pee Wee got sunk just for jerking it in a theater

If that happened nowadays it'd all blow over in a week and he'd be right back to acting

all he did was touch himself during an x rated movie. That is kid stuff now

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
What I don't get is that he had to be rich enough at the time to afford to have his own home theater and hell, probably even original 16mm porno reels. Why did he even need to go to a public theater to jerk it?

The pre-internet days must've been hard (heh) for porn connoisseurs.

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga

wasnt he in a cheech and chong movie where he did a bunch of coke?

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

now how can I not like that?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Paul Reubens will always rule for hosting SNL right after getting caught jerking it and starting off the show with "Heard any good jokes lately?"

Also, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is one of the greatest works of cinema ever.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



He's the best part of the Buffy movie.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I can’t fuckin’ believe a man masturbated.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
his boner was up

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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here.
Truly he is and was an ethical pervert.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
The new netflix special is really funny

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Pee Wee for President 2020

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I simply can’t forgive a grown man for touching himself while watching pornography.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
the character pee wee herman is perfect

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
I would allow that man, nay, Hero, to spill his seed in my establishment, were I ever so blessed as to own a Jackhouse.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

How is it even a crime to jack it in a dark room where they are playing porn that you paid to enter

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Why else would you be there

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Fishy Joe posted:

I would allow that man, nay, Hero, to spill his seed in my establishment, were I ever so blessed as to own a Jackhouse.

Same. If Pee Wee ever needed a place to jerk it, he’d always be welcome in my home.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Paul Reubens is like a perfect time capsule of what sexual hang ups looked like 20 years ago vs what we just take for granted today

If we caught Ryan Reynolds jacking off in a porn theater literally no one would care at all

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bust Rodd posted:

If we caught Ryan Reynolds jacking off in a porn theater literally no one would care at all

That was one of his better movies imo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pawn 17 posted:

I simply can’t forgive a grown man for touching himself while watching pornography.

then we have nothing to talk about

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Bust Rodd posted:

If we caught Ryan Reynolds jacking off in a porn theater literally no one would care at all

And we would demand the video of him jerking be posted online.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pawn 17 posted:

And we would demand the video of him jerking be posted online.

and no one on AOL would care

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