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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
yussss take that prison tats

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
cool. good for benoit. thought he was about to drop a decision.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

im glad moktarian died, he fights like a pussy

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Glad the guy with the rat tail lost

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Oh drat in that slow mo it's super obvious Makhtarian's soul left his body.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

cool. good for benoit. thought he was about to drop a decision.

He's gone win-loss-win-loss for a while but he has cool fights.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
edit: wrong thread

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Steve Percival was the real victim of that fight

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Poor Steve had to get all that exercise.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
These commentators are so goddamn boring

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Is this Shane guy capable of throwing anything but half-hearted punches?

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Volkanovski practicing pacifist ground and pound. Take that, mat!

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Dude hasn't thrown a single convincing strike whole fight

e]Young, not the other guy

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Russian Crusher is cool

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Lol Agent 47 trying to play it cool.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Dan Kelly is doing the Diaz shadowboxing. Such a treasure.

Stanley Tweedle
Aug 15, 2001

ugh theodoreau. let's go dad!

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Settle in folks. This is gonna be baaaaaaaaaaad.

Elias has a special ability to make any fight he's in completely forgettable.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


dan kelly looks baked

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I believe in fat judo dad

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

These commentators are so goddamn boring

if not for the venue being way too nice i'd think i'd tuned in to late night european boxing run by russian gangsters where the main event is decided by one fighter diving to a light jab after thoroughly dominating for 5 rounds

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Judo dad vs. literal male model.

Don't make him ugly, dad :(

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Soothing Vapors posted:

I believe in fat judo dad

I don't know he looks pretty ripped for 40.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lolling unhealthily hard at the excited, obese Canadian child

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


I'm just looking at the card and lol Bec Rawlings is up there couldn't they find anyone halfway decent

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

I don't know he looks pretty ripped for 40.

yeah he actually looks pretty good tonight, he was fatter in my memory

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


muh arthritis

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Elias fights like he's doing an interpretive dance symbolizing MMA fighting.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Fat Jesus posted:

I'm just looking at the card and lol Bec Rawlings is up there couldn't they find anyone halfway decent

They did but her opponent was supposed to be JoJo but she pulled out now they got another domestic abuse survivor Australian. Remember that when you're booing them.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Elias only seems to know how to kick, his punches look like dog poo poo.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Theodoru should be cut if he can't knock judo dad out

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
even if he wins

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
lol theodorou gonna gas and get a beating from dad

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Got home just in time to see Elias being his usual annoying self, anything on the undercard worth catching?

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip
Elias is completely hilarious in his inability to do anything even remotely resembling fighting

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


hope someone lands a punch this round

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Marching Powder posted:

lol theodorou gonna gas and get a beating from dad

I'm hoping all that kicking makes him tired.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

chaleski posted:

Got home just in time to see Elias being his usual annoying self, anything on the undercard worth catching?

camacho / brown, tuivasa / coulter, lentz / brooks

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Gassed by a dad.

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
this poo poo isn't the same without an army of professional ballrubbers coming out to massage the wounded man for 5 minutes

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