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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Elias's kicks are giving me flashbacks to my childhood Tae Kwon Do classes.

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
How the hell does Elias have such a good record?

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


I swear everytime I see Dad Kelly fight he gets kicked in the nuts

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

El Roncho posted:

Elias fights like he's doing an interpretive dance symbolizing MMA fighting.

lmao

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

How the hell does Elias have such a good record?

basically everyone who fights dad kelly evokes this question. however elias is pretty bad

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Marching Powder posted:

basically everyone who fights dad kelly evokes this question. however elias is pretty bad

kelly's dirty boxing in all seriousness evokes how drunk middle aged dads get in close and fight at family barbecues when one of them insults the other's son for doing jail time

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Marching Powder posted:

basically everyone who fights dad kelly evokes this question. however elias is pretty bad

I'm just impressed that he can apparently rack up that many wins while still being completely forgettable


Neurosis posted:

kelly's dirty boxing in all seriousness evokes how drunk middle aged dads get in close and fight at family barbecues when one of them insults the other's son for doing jail time

Middle aged dad vs His wife's new yoga teacher

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I really want to see Theodorou fed to Jacare or something he is loving infuriating

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
If Dad Kelly had two knees he'd be champ.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Marching Powder posted:

camacho / brown, tuivasa / coulter, lentz / brooks

Cool, thanks

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Middle aged dad vs His wife's new yoga teacher

lmao

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Soothing Vapors posted:

I really want to see Theodorou fed to Jacare or something he is loving infuriating

how he's about to be beaten by dad kelly on points

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip
What the gently caress was that Elias

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip
what

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
30-28 is not a score

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Soothing Vapors posted:

I really want to see Theodorou fed to Jacare or something he is loving infuriating

i now want to see this, too. jacare would steamroll him incredibly hard and it would be so cathartic.


Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Middle aged dad vs His wife's new yoga teacher

lol

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

lol judo dad is a huge trash talker I guess

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Haha gently caress he's got a whiny voice

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
hahahaha what round was a 10-8 for theodoreau?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Middle aged dad vs His wife's new yoga teacher

Australia hates the wife's new yoga teacher.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
30-28 is a score if some judge decided to go rogue and score a 10-10 round.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


that man is 15-2, that means he's good

TastyAvocado
Dec 9, 2009
30 26 and 30 28 rules.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
the fact that no judge gave dan kelly even one round baffles me.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

That fubotv commercial where the dude just gives himself mini-concussions over and over again is pretty good.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Marching Powder posted:

the fact that no judge gave dan kelly even one round baffles me.

Yeah I could have seen maybe giving him round 3 for almost finishing it with the RNC.

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip
Did he say anything fun in the interview? I couldn’t hear him over the thunderous boos or my own incredulity at his utterly stupid kicks

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
He said that he's cool and nice and Dan Kelly said mean things to him

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

He said "I do me" so I dislike him even more now

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip
Never hated a Canadian before. This is a new feeling

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Yea he also said "I'm very Canadian" despite being like, the least Canadian looking or sounding person in existence


Let's go Dr Bojangles

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Hasn't Jake Matthews kind of slowed down since USADA came to town?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

El Roncho posted:

Hasn't Jake Matthews kind of slowed down since USADA came to town?

he's under-performed consistently

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Sounds like he's had some faily intense injuries

e]lmao at the noise from that kick

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

gently caress jake mathews

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I know I've watched Matthews fight multiple times but I remember like nothing he has done in a fight.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Get up Jake! Stand up!

yea thanks for the hot tip dad

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

El Roncho posted:

I know I've watched Matthews fight multiple times but I remember like nothing he has done in a fight.

its because he doesnt do anything, thats the beauty of it

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

sexy tiger boobs posted:

its because he doesnt do anything, thats the beauty of it

despite landing nearly no strikes he may have done enough to win this fight somehow. the wonders of jake matthews.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
what

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

loving boo

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