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sponges posted:The Matrix Sequels? Better than the MCU it's like plato's cave except the person desperately ran from society, found a cave, chained themselves to the wall and is loudly shouting in more than a half dozen threads that the shadows are in fact the world. Get it. I'm CineD posting.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:it's like plato's cave except the person desperately ran from society, found a cave, chained themselves to the wall and is loudly shouting in more than a half dozen threads that the shadows are in fact the world. You’re trying to imitate CD posting and failing at it. The ultimate disgrace
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sponges posted:You’re trying to imitate CD posting a failing at it. The ultimate disgrace  The point is that CineD posting is a failure itself. You would think the Keep arguing that movies like Man of Steel and Batman Versus Superman are high art though. You start to lose it when you step out of the exhibit and offer your handfuls of poo poo to the crowd. We like to watch you throw it we don't actually want it.
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Blazing Ownager: Do I have to win the argument to extract smug self-superiority from a CineD thread? CelticPredator: No. Blazing Ownager: Release the Shitposting Engine.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:
The problem is less to do with CD or MoS or BvS but you utter inability to understand what these films really mean. You’ll get there someday though.
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sponges posted:The Matrix Sequels? Better than the MCU i think your trying to make a point or something but the matrix sequels are cool and get a bad wrap jurassic world was pretty good too, a really fun movie imo but it did have dinosaurs so i guess thats kinda hard to mess up also surely your not saying that guardians 1 or 2 were bad cause thats just silly no this post doesnt seem to add up at all...
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:i think your trying to make a point or something but the matrix sequels are cool and get a bad wrap All those movies are varying degrees of bad.
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Nov 20, 2017 08:43
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WB trying to 'fix' Zack Snyder's Justice League be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkri1NUq9ro
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Nov 20, 2017 08:46
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sponges posted:All those movies are varying degrees of bad. like objectively BAD or just have problems? cause i think movies are like people man they all have their own problems ya know
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Nov 20, 2017 08:47
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It's okay to like these movies and hate Marvel, but liking the Transformers movies is forbidden.
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sponges posted:The problem is less to do with CD or MoS or BvS but you utter inability to understand what these films really mean. cined.txt BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:i think your trying to make a point or something but the matrix sequels are cool and get a bad wrap He was pulled out of cinema discusso and his entire existence seems to be going "WHAT ABOUT MARVEL?!?!" so there really isn't anything beyond that going on with his posting.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:cined.txt You’re trying...
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Fsmhunk posted:It's okay to like these movies and hate Marvel, but liking the Transformers movies is forbidden. Nah.
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Fsmhunk posted:It's okay to like these movies and hate Marvel, but liking the Transformers movies is forbidden. finally something we can all agree on E. nooo
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sponges posted:The problem is less to do with Transformers but you utter inability to understand what these films really mean.
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well my main problem with transformers is my utter inability to understand what is happening on the screen
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Michael Bay probably would have been a better director for Justice League.
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I'm sorry this is the JUSTICES league. Moron.
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Pirate Jet posted:Remember when CelticPredator used to be the optimistic golden boy of CineD and now all he does is shitpost and plug his awful writing I have said I kinda like the Ultimate cut, and whenever I say how lovely Beavis is, I always make sure I'm talking about the Theatrical. Which is garbo. I just like to come here, and talk about how smug you all act all the time in regards to them. 98% of all discussions on that forum about comic movies is fighting about Snyder's lovely films and how they're so much better than Marvel's. It's boring as poo poo. And it's draining. It's sooo draining dude. Like I get people like it, but that's all you guys discuss. CelticPredator fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Nov 20, 2017 |
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:well my main problem with transformers is my utter inability to understand what is happening on the screen This stopped being a problem for me by the second movie, really. JediTalentAgent posted:Michael Bay probably would have been a better director for Justice League. He would be a better replacement than Joss Whedon, that's for sure. Like, I'm afraid he would sex up Wonder Woman too much but based on what I read Joss Whedon already did this himself which is pretty consistent with how iffy the claims of him being 'feminist' is especially after his ex-wife said that Whedon is a big practitioner of the casting couch tradition.
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Disney has already distilled the fun out of the Marvel brand and I'm a bit saddened by that.
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The MSJ posted:He would be a better replacement than Joss Whedon, that's for sure. Like, I'm afraid he would sex up Wonder Woman too much but based on what I read Joss Whedon already did this himself which is pretty consistent with how iffy the claims of him being 'feminist' is especially after his ex-wife said that Whedon is a big practitioner of the casting couch tradition. I would be more scared of Michael Bay trying to do comedy, though. I could see someone like Bay both making her really sexualized by being just too unashamed, comfortable and confident AND having other characters come off as losers and pervs for sexualizing her because of it.
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Is that Valiant Universe film series ever going to happen. Because 20 years ago I could have totally seen Lance Hendriksen playing Solar.
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JediTalentAgent posted:I would be more scared of Michael Bay trying to do comedy, though. Michael Bay keeps casting people from Coen brothers movies. Even the teen star of the next Transformers movie is the girl from their True Grit remake. His idea of a comedy movie would of course be Pain & Gain which is already his version of Fargo.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Is that Valiant Universe film series ever going to happen. Because 20 years ago I could have totally seen Lance Hendriksen playing Solar.
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mind the walrus posted:They delayed the Ninjak movie, but they did have a trailer and for a low-budget feature it looked pretty good if insubstantial. I thought they're doing Bloodshot first and then Harbinger. Ninjak is a webseries.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Is that Valiant Universe film series ever going to happen. Because 20 years ago I could have totally seen Lance Hendriksen playing Solar. the valiant universe seems like it would actually be good for shared universe films/tv because it only has a small number of major titles and all the writers know what each other are doing so it feels very cohesive. it also is relatively recent (the reboot very recent) so doesn't have silly 1960s poo poo and the plots don't need much fiddling to make them current. or it would be good if you didn't need huge cultural cachet (even the marvel movies about nobodies still have the mcu behind them) to get anything off the ground.
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Oh so it is. Then yeah Bloodshot. I imagine getting funds is the hard part. Valiant is good but they've always failed at marketing, and the fact that their heroes have the stupidest names does not help.
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As long as that one fat character is played by an appropriately overweight actress.
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Sony is friendly with Marvel now. Why don't they just make Iron Man team up with X-O Manowar again like on the Playstation? Unless they're upset that Sony is making all these Spider-Man-less Spider-Man character movies. I hope that Venom movie is cool, though.
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sponges posted:Dude, you have done nothing but whine about DC movie for years now. You have absolutely nothing interesting to offer the coversaertion whatsoever. CelticPredator posted:To spite you. Ah, you two know each other. Your words make so much more sense now Celtic..
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*pops out of time portal with a beard* IM FROM CINEMA DISCUSSO IN THE FUTURE AND ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS OF MOVIES WERE WRONG! HAVE YOU NOT REALIZED IT YET?!?!? AM I TOO SOON?
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sponges posted:Gods of Egypt? Better that the MCU It's hard to beat the comedy of the year, though! McSpanky posted:Blazing Ownager: Do I have to win the argument to extract smug self-superiority from a CineD thread?  BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:i think your trying to make a point or something but the matrix sequels are cool and get a bad wrap I totally agree with your points but I think I'd rather pull my toenail out than watch Revolutions again. Reloaded at least had a sick as gently caress car chase and a ridiculous bowling ball sound effect to keep you entertained.
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Blazing Ownager posted:I totally agree with your points but I think I'd rather pull my toenail out than watch Revolutions again. Reloaded at least had a sick as gently caress car chase and a ridiculous bowling ball sound effect to keep you entertained. no way man the invasion of the squid guys against the mech suits and that super goofy fistfight in the city, lmao and all the machine jesus stuff. its not poetry, but thats some serious entertainment actually now that i think about it the plot of revolutions is suspiciously similar to man of steel
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We need to come up with a thread to talk about movies that were considered garbage for years, but look pretty good in retrospect when you compare them to modern movies of a similar vein.
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This thread inspired me to watch BvS (it's on HBO streaming) and um so far it's good and not bad??
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echronorian posted:This thread inspired me to watch BvS (it's on HBO streaming) and um so far it's good and not bad?? nice try but the only good parts are at the end hmm actually whens the jar of piss, thats my favorite part BIG PUFFY NIPS fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Nov 20, 2017 |
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When I (eventually, after it's been released) I hear about a DC movie I don't think "wow better go see it" instead I think "wow glad I don't care about any of their properties outside of parodies". They need to start their cinematic universe over from scratch and make it way less serious. Have the short magic guy with the really hard to pronounce name as a main character, have power girl in her swimsuit costume with the boob window going full cheesecake for humor's sake, etc poo poo I'm out of DC characters I know. DC should put some drat humor in their kids comics for adults.
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Lex Luthor as a combination of Max Landis and Martin Shkreli is pretty inspired and timely. By the way, Max Landis has a movie this December on Netflix. It's title is (never mind what anyone say) ORC COP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUY3GVByRUs&t=3s DancingShade posted:When I (eventually, after it's been released) I hear about a DC movie I don't think "wow better go see it" instead I think "wow glad I don't care about any of their properties outside of parodies". They did. The first time they got Green Lantern, the other time they tried it they have Justice League.
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The MSJ posted:Lex Luthor as a combination of Max Landis and Martin Shkreli is pretty inspired and timely. Got to be honest I didn't even know who the Green Lantern was. I just Googled quickly and apart from a green costume I want to say some kind of green muscle wizard? poo poo just give Max Landis the whole franchise to helm. He has a good sense of humor.
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