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DO IT TO IT posted:Why does a skeleton have tits? so u can jerk off to it??? im cumming 2 death
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:I love the Scottish accent. drat, I'm sure
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:50 |
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Sintax posted:im cumming 2 death
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:50 |
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My best friend was a stoner. One night about 5 years ago he kept texting me at like 9pm asking to hang out and I ignored him because I was drunk and was busy playing call of duty. I found out a couple days later he died that night via intentional drug overdose. So in summary I killed my stoner friend because I am human garbage and wanted to get to my next prestige level on the call of duty.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:55 |
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DO IT TO IT posted:Why does a skeleton have tits? the big infinity gauntlet war thing that the marvel movies are building to with all the infinity stone bullshit was in the comics started because thanos just wanted them skeletitties so drat bad that he decided to kill half the universe to impress her then there's like forty pages of weird psychadelic art while superheros get killed, it kind of rocks
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:56 |
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Well, they're alive.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:58 |
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I killed myself with weed lol
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 19:59 |
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not unlike the people i know who drink alcohol or watch movies, some of them are doing well and some are not doing well
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:04 |
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Blue Train posted:It's almost like there is limited social mobility for a large percentage of americans hmm okay well lots of eastern european and asian immigrants come to america with dirt and become extremely successful. like, a ton. so i guess the oppresso-sphere is weirdly selective
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:06 |
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Im fine op
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:21 |
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Mostly going on and on about Pizzagate and George Soros these days tbh.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:24 |
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well they're dead op, not related to drugs. thanks for asking you insensitive prick
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:27 |
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I am the stoner friend. I turned out horribly.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:29 |
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The White Dragon posted:well they're dead op, not related to drugs. thanks for asking you insensitive prick It may seem unrelated but god smote them for their druggie ways
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:30 |
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Blue Train posted:It may seem unrelated but god smote them for their druggie ways well one of them was a shinto so god gave him cancer for rooting for the wrong team
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:31 |
everyone who smoked weed in school ended up in similar places but with better memories of school.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:34 |
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The White Dragon posted:well one of them was a shinto so god gave him cancer for rooting for the wrong team A jealous god
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:36 |
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can you imagine being such a dork that you have a problem with weed in tyil 2017
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:40 |
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Engineer, artist, stock broker, lawyer, junkie, programmer, doctor, doctor, doctor Well most of them did pretty well
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:43 |
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Literally every one of them turned out to be wildly successful. One owns and runs a boutique hotel in LA (with family), one is an engineer for Rolls Royce (airplane engines), one is a VP for iheartmedia, one is an Army officer that got through West Point, and one is a successful manager (on payroll, not contracting) of "analysts" for the government. Those were by far the worst offenders too, I could sit here and go on for 30 minutes trying to think of everybody I ever knew who smoked any amount of weed.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:46 |
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Best friend died in 2011, drove home drunk, veered off the road and landed in a pond. I wish weed had something to do with it, he would have preferred to go out that way.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:46 |
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Secular Humanist posted:hmm okay well lots of eastern european and asian immigrants come to america with dirt and become extremely successful. like, a ton. so i guess the oppresso-sphere is weirdly selective I used to live in an area where the Russian/Albanian emigrants formed organized gangs & got away with all kinds of nonsense till NYPD got wind of them. They still there but it's all very low-key now. Big time into real estate/storage facilities/warehouses. Nearly every Filipino I know is somehow in the medical field or has a business. Every Muslim/Arab family I know are all super-over achievers. All the kids go to college, parents all have like 2 different jobs or have some kind of side hustles. The daughter is pre-med & wants to be a neuro-surgeon. Good neighbors.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:48 |
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Secular Humanist posted:hmm okay well lots of eastern european and asian immigrants come to america with dirt and become extremely successful. Sure, in the 90s.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 20:57 |
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For every successful eastern European in NA, there is like 3 barely employed alcoholics lol
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:08 |
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Gambit from the X-Men posted:Some are mathematigians some are carpenter's wives
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:35 |
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dead mechanic, happy schizophrenic, texts me randomly about pizzagate poo poo retail, ok? not sure
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 21:36 |
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:He was a supremely handsome fucker I'll give him that. But the accident affected his mind unfortunately. Had many, many surgeries but he was into weed/coke before/after. He had rich parents/only child so whatever he wanted in life he got it. Big time scuba diver/helicopter pilot/monster truck fiend--brought us amazing tickets to see Pink Floyd or Allman Brothers in three different states just so he could get smashed & have us drive him home. Reminds me of Andrew Caspersen who had it all until his wife died in 9/11 and then he hosed up his life so hard it feels like he had no way to cope with anything not going his way aaaa and then his life exploded, he went to jail and etc
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:17 |
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The biggest stoner friends I had were a pair of siblings. Did a total 180 and are now uptight Evangelical weirdos constantly talking about the Holy Spirit and posting their vaguely described "praise" events on Facebook, all of which as far as I can tell involve praying/speaking in tongues for 4+ hours at a time while locked inside a church. They consider this a form of fun. They seem happy and I can't hate on that, but we uh, don't really talk anymore.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:46 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Everyone wishes for death, she's a terrific girl. drat yo this skellerton got some bomb rear end titties
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:50 |
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My stoner friends are hammering on a red hot piece of metal, they think they are blacksmiths. I guess they're happy.
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 22:52 |
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making dental crowns, paid pretty decently, once asked me "does it seem like I stopped growing up in high school?" to which I told him "yeah but you seem to be doing fine, so I wouldn't worry about it." successful muscian who loves life doctor lawyer engineer astrophysicist seems like they did ok
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# ? Nov 19, 2017 23:09 |
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The Management posted:They dropped out of college and the focus of their lives remains getting high and playing video games. Yeah, this is what happened to the stoners I knew. However, I knew a video game nerd who graduated college and was straight edge and anti weed, but suffered a fate as a loser. At least the stoners got to get high.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 00:11 |
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dead or dying if there is any justice in the world
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 00:31 |
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BloodRed posted:dead or dying if there is any justice in the world yikes
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:46 |
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Of the three I remember: Last I heard one became a petrt criminal. One started grown his own shrooms in a cupboard in his caravan and attempted self surgery on a staf infected finger. Last time I saw the third he looked like he'd graduated to something harder and was still unemployed. Though like two years later I was told he was doing ok, got his own house and was working as a laborer somewhere. So overall: not good.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 01:55 |
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My stoner best friend now lives in a commune in Hawaii growing pineapples and dating a woman 20 years older than him He was previously deported from New Zealand after living as an illegal farm laborer
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:03 |
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I am a stoner friend, I ended up with schizophrenia and am now fighting to stay sober and sane I'm unemployed but on Australian welfare while I hunt for jobs. Welfare says I'm capable of 15 hrs a week max I go back to a Bachelor of Science next year, starting small and working my way up I've wasted my life since high school. I'm just now trying to get back on track Drugs, are bad
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:11 |
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1. In and out of prison / pariah of the family. 2. Short order cook at a dive restraunt 3. Artisanal cheesemaker 4. Took over his Dads landscaping business. Outside of #2 i think the others would have turned out the same with/without weed. But he was kind of drug (heh) down by #1.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 02:16 |
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Caredresser posted:I am a stoner friend, I ended up with schizophrenia and am now fighting to stay sober and sane It actually sounds like it is your brain/genetics that are bad
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Blue Train posted:It actually sounds like it is your brain/genetics that are bad ya unless you have proven conclusively weed gives you schizophrenia
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