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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



One of them got fired from the same pizza delivery job twice for getting high, but for the most part they all have good jobs and families who love them.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Some did nothing with their lives some are extremely successful

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
I didn't think i had any stoner friends but after I read "schizophrenic" for the third time I remembered, I do and they're all schizophrenic :(

tbf although they're the type to have a marijuania leaf shirt or two and instagram handles with "kush" or "420" in them, they also into adderall, alcohol, and meth and are retarded besides that so I don't fully blame the weed.

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Mammal Sauce posted:

- one is now schizophrenic. BTW, have you ever seen a schizophrenic on 2ci?

no, but now i need to.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop
literally everyone i know (parents included) smokes weed relentlessly, my life is basically Two Days One Night w/ stoners

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Homesteading in Newfoundland and loving it.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Fat.

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

Me, also yeah most of my friends turned out the same. :okpos:

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

Marijuana has made me criminally insane. Which, to be fair, is a step up from before I smoked marijuana.

I know exactly what you mean.

Right now I've progressed to misdemeanor insanity at worst. Maybe even de-criminalized insanity.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I don't think we had any "weed is life" people in our high school group or knew anyone who was like that. We all smoked it daily back then but we were more into skating than smoking up when we had the choice. I almost became that person but everyone pointed it out and I slowed down and eventually stopped.

oh well

When I retire I'll pick it back up again.

Lena Dunham
Sep 19, 2017

One of the biggest stoners/gently caress-ups I knew had his dad give him the start up money for a head shop. He's recently opened his third store, is incredibly wealthy and smokes so much he got a stomach ulcer

Pretty much everyone else is doing kinda lovely

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

My wife and I smoke weed all the time I've been doing it since 16. We both have 6 figgie jobs in the big city and have a wide circle of friends and we go on several week long vacations a few times a year. I also got an advanced degree in physics recently.

People that end up being failures were going to be that way regardless of smoking weed or not, sorry getting daughter-zoned gave you a complex about all sorts of stuff Pick. :(

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah I eat rear end posted:

My best friend was a stoner. One night about 5 years ago he kept texting me at like 9pm asking to hang out and I ignored him because I was drunk and was busy playing call of duty.

I found out a couple days later he died that night via intentional drug overdose. So in summary I killed my stoner friend because I am human garbage and wanted to get to my next prestige level on the call of duty.

lol

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bodyholes posted:

That was me, and I did quit. Panic attack is understating it a bit. A bad trip changes you the same way getting raped changes you.

lol

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

Blockade posted:

My wife and I smoke weed all the time I've been doing it since 16. We both have 6 figgie jobs in the big city and have a wide circle of friends and we go on several week long vacations a few times a year. I also got an advanced degree in physics recently.

People that end up being failures were going to be that way regardless of smoking weed or not, sorry getting daughter-zoned gave you a complex about all sorts of stuff Pick. :(

Hell yeah bud!

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
One is a politician in Colorado, two run isps in Chicago, another travels the world for his dad's parts company, and im pitching cartoons to studios like Frederator.

Just smoke sativas you dumbs fucks and stay out of the couch.

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

An Ounce of Gold posted:

One is a politician in Colorado, two run isps in Chicago, another travels the world for his dad's parts company, and im pitching cartoons to studios like Frederator.

Just smoke sativas you dumbs fucks and stay out of the couch.

Exactly what I do, sativas allow me to work and do my stuff throughout the day!

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
The biggest stoner friend from high school became homeless for a long time, somehow ended up in Hawaii in a commune, then back to his home state and was homeless and in and out between his dad's house. His dad is rich as hell, but didn't want to support a loser.

The other friend got really into weed and then became a mechanic. He lives within 10 miles of where he was born. His Instagram profile is public, and sometimes go look at the photos. Man, that guy's life is so boring. His brother was a big fat game nerd, but skipped the stoner thing, got into IPAs and Cross Fit, lost a bunch of weight, and also lives within a few miles of where he was born. It makes me depressed as hell to look at their photos.

Any other stoner friend I knew shaped up to be a regular, responsible adult.

knehsa
Apr 22, 2013

being a stoner or not really didn't play much into the part whether or not my friends became successful. for instance, i was a struggling stoner friend back in college. these days i have a job that pays me a lot of money and a hot girlfriend. most people prolly consider this successful, but i genuinely love my life, it owns. except for this hang over right now...

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
My wife smokes a truckload of weed due to migraines. She’s a biochemist for Big Pharma.

My mother smokes 2 truckloads of weed and owns two decently successful businesses.

I smoke a couple hits a month and I’m collecting unemployment, so maybe I need to step up my game?

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
yes I am a loser failure but could you leave me alone?

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I smoke everyday to offset my personality order and appear normal to people and also to reduce the chances of me transforming into Malcolm X at work when I see my people dealing with America-style racist and sexist poo poo

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
The biggest stoner friend I know got into weed in college, lost 100 lbs, has a good paying job as an engineer, and is probably going to propose to my sister-in-law. I mean, I'm kinda expecting a Christmas proposal. I hope so anyway, they seem really good for each other.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Lol at you god damned needs who think I mean “uses weed sometimes” when I say “stoner”.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I met all mine at university so maybe it skews the numbers but pretty much all of them are either doing engineering for shitloads of money and travelling round the world or doing PhDs in engineering

i think the amount of weird specialist drugs they were into actually roughly correlated with how smart and successful they were

another is doing medicine

another one dropped out of medicine but was very lazy to start off with so I'm calling that a wash and he seems happy enough

my dealer is still a dealer and has his own issues


turns out that, exactly like everything else in society, where you start off pretty much determines where you end up and what you actually do doesn't change it much

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
The motivated ones stayed motivated and the lazy ones stayed lazy

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Pick posted:

Lol at you god damned needs who think I mean “uses weed sometimes” when I say “stoner”.

I think everyone I talked about was 420 blazin it every day at one point and all the onesi lived with spent pretty much every waking moment for the last couple of years of university stoned

weed just makes lazy people lazier and isn't very good for depression but it's fine in moderation/massive excess

imho

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May 10, 2017

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Bajaj posted:

The biggest stoner friend from high school became homeless for a long time, somehow ended up in Hawaii in a commune, then back to his home state and was homeless and in and out between his dad's house. His dad is rich as hell, but didn't want to support a loser.

The other friend got really into weed and then became a mechanic. He lives within 10 miles of where he was born. His Instagram profile is public, and sometimes go look at the photos. Man, that guy's life is so boring. His brother was a big fat game nerd, but skipped the stoner thing, got into IPAs and Cross Fit, lost a bunch of weight, and also lives within a few miles of where he was born. It makes me depressed as hell to look at their photos.

Any other stoner friend I knew shaped up to be a regular, responsible adult.

So one is gainfully employed and the other went from being a fat nerd to being fit and their lives are depressing because they live near the place of their birth?

insenid
Jul 3, 2007
Specialization is for insects.
Jail (serious property destruction), nothing, jail(drugs), attorney, successful scientologist, hotel concierge - all approx 1 decade after HS

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Pick posted:

Lol at you god damned needs who think I mean “uses weed sometimes” when I say “stoner”.

A stoner is a person who throws stones at women in a hole in the ground.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Bodyholes posted:

That was me, and I did quit. Panic attack is understating it a bit. A bad trip changes you the same way getting raped changes you.

lol at comparing a bad trip to rape

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




An Ounce of Gold posted:

One is a politician in Colorado, two run isps in Chicago, another travels the world for his dad's parts company, and im pitching cartoons to studios like Frederator.

Just smoke sativas you dumbs fucks and stay out of the couch.

The trick is sativas during the day and indicas at night, clearly.

Also I turned out ok, OP, thanks for asking!!

esperterra fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Nov 24, 2017

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




he died this year and i never got to say i was sorry

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I had 3 inseparable neighborhood friends during high school and 2 of them were huge stoners. One of them turned into a crazy as balls MRA dude who has no respect for women or any other people but has otherwise done very well for himself as an actuary. I never want to see him again. The other one had major issues after high school and failed out of community college. I met up with him recently and he's doing great in medical school in Atlanta with a committed girlfriend. Glad he got his act together.

I had various other friends in high school and college who loved/still love weed, but they all have fairly boring, ordinary lives.

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:

esperterra posted:

The trick is sativas during the day and indicas at night, clearly.

Also I turned out ok, OP, thanks for asking!!

Exactly this! If you also use THC oils, sativa will actually work very will for the daytime and indica works well at knocking you out for sleepytime!

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

Lol at you god damned needs who think I mean “uses weed sometimes” when I say “stoner”.

Yeah, my friend blazes it up a lot when he isn't job hunting. What's your usage definition between weed smoker and stoner?

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lots of my friends turned out to be way more successful than they should have. Not that I’m bitter (I am). Can’t really fault them though. It’s just weird now to be like “hey guys want to hang out like we’re in high school?” And they’re like “no we’re adults”. And I’m like “well I was an adult when I was like 11 or some poo poo”. gently caress I need to get out more

E: “people watching” is code for elitism, IMO

Caredresser
Oct 10, 2012

by zen death robot
just want to repeat that I smoked as often as humanely possible, to drown out the schizophrenia, which was brought on by smoking so much pot,

I had childhood trauma issues that led me to drown out emotions with substances in the first place but it really got full on after a few years of pot.

I'm sober now and just slowly getting my life together. if you have any mental illness, even family history of it, excessive weed smoking is gonna put you in a bad place

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Caredresser posted:

I'm sober now and just slowly getting my life together. if you have any mental illness, even family history of it, excessive weed smoking is gonna put you in a bad place
imo weed is really peak at late teen/college years. it was so loving fun getting baked for the first time at 18 and I was basically a daily smoker for like 3 days. eventually i was pretty tired and just getting too inside my own head in almost a bipolar way, and i was transferring to a UC and decided it was a good time to quit and never looked back

That was close to 10 years ago. Life is pretty good now working as a professional civil engineer--if mostly stagnate living in a (still expensive) rent controlled apt with my long-time gf and dog and no prospects of having enough money to ever afford a house or kids; and i've accepted that. but the world is going to poo poo and so i've started smoking again on the weekend using the weedpens which i've so far enjoyed mostly cbd ones and thc-heavy ones are etching a bit into too introspective but still fun. I guess i'm posting on these dead gay forums so I'm not doing super well but good enough pay to carry on a mostly middle-class life (as much as you can in tyool 2017 anyways)

Anyways I don't really have social media and haven't talked to most of my old stoner friends in almost 8-10 years. One I semi-kept in contact with is now the head of our chem lab at the cc where we worked at in college, so good for her, I think she doesnt smoke much anymore for similar reasons. Another one is a painter and i think started his own painting business and got married, seemed to be doing alright in a blue collar way but we haven't talked in years. The last one i do keep in some more contact with over steam, he was huge stoner who dropped out of cc to join the army, got stationed in germany and now married and still lives over there and works satellite ops or something. not sure if career-army is doing well or not but could do worse.

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killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Xaris posted:

imo weed is really peak at late teen/college years. it was so loving fun getting baked for the first time at 18 and I was basically a daily smoker for like 3 days. eventually i was pretty tired and just getting too inside my own head in almost a bipolar way, and i was transferring to a UC and decided it was a good time to quit and never looked back

That was close to 10 years ago. Life is pretty good now working as a professional civil engineer--if mostly stagnate living in a (still expensive) rent controlled apt with my long-time gf and dog and no prospects of having enough money to ever afford a house or kids; and i've accepted that. but the world is going to poo poo and so i've started smoking again on the weekend using the weedpens which i've so far enjoyed mostly cbd ones and thc-heavy ones are etching a bit into too introspective but still fun. I guess i'm posting on these dead gay forums so I'm not doing super well but good enough pay to carry on a mostly middle-class life (as much as you can in tyool 2017 anyways)

Anyways I don't really have social media and haven't talked to most of my old stoner friends in almost 8-10 years. One I semi-kept in contact with is now the head of our chem lab at the cc where we worked at in college, so good for her, I think she doesnt smoke much anymore for similar reasons. Another one is a painter and i think started his own painting business and got married, seemed to be doing alright in a blue collar way but we haven't talked in years. The last one i do keep in some more contact with over steam, he was huge stoner who dropped out of cc to join the army, got stationed in germany and now married and still lives over there and works satellite ops or something. not sure if career-army is doing well or not but could do worse.

My first time getting baked on that og kush, not the Mexican trash weed that was probably literally weeds, I listened to Katy Perry’s et and then slept for like 50 some hours. It was the best

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