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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Aphrodite posted:

Look guys, on the bright side the youngest guy in the match went over.

I lol'd for real

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

Why the gently caress does this have to be narrated by Rappaport?

Same reason an exhausted Shane beat up Owens and Sami after they jumped him from behind and double-teamed him.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Make Braun a socialist who decides to take the means of production (the product being big slams) into his own hands.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Same reason an exhausted Shane beat up Owens and Sami after they jumped him from behind and double-teamed him.

I'm still really mad about this. It made NO sense.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Well it was fun until the main event

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Great PPV up until that end.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
ko is fat as hell

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



i was super into that until the Cena elimination where it got real weird real quick and now i'm just mad at wrestling again. The Game-uhhhh!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I wouldn't even be sure the Braun stuff meant anything and was just to have the crowd go home happy after the bullshit they did to further their nepotism story.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

sportsgenius86 posted:

Thanks for watching that abortion of a match. Please stick around for Michael Rapaport’s voice

I can tolerate a bad PPV but not this.

bartok
May 10, 2006



So what the gently caress was the point of the teased heel turn and run in by Jason Jordan?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Why was John Cena even in that match. loving Kurt Angle had a better workrate than him here.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Cabbit posted:

Why was John Cena even in that match. loving Kurt Angle had a better workrate than him here.

Panic booking when the card was looking bad.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
So Kurt Angle gets fired if he doesn't win, and then his boss's husband beats him up. He has the worst job in the world.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Endless Mike posted:

So is Braun moving to Smackdown? I guess that would make some sort of sense

just like I wanted Champion BRAUN as reverse-Lesnar that constantly insists on defending the title every week, I would also like BRAUN as a 'free agent' like Cena, except instead of being their biggest star, he's just too strong and scary for anyone to stop him


I BEAT EVERYONE ON SMACKDOWN LAST WEEK! I WANT COMPETITION *rips wing off of WWE jet*

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Cabbit posted:

Why was John Cena even in that match.

To sell some green merch

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

dromal phrenia posted:

just like I wanted Champion BRAUN as reverse-Lesnar that constantly insists on defending the title every week, I would also like BRAUN as a 'free agent' like Cena, except instead of being their biggest star, he's just too strong and scary for anyone to stop him


I BEAT EVERYONE ON SMACKDOWN LAST WEEK! I WANT COMPETITION *rips wing off of WWE jet*

that's ridiculous

he'd eat the jet

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Saint Freak posted:

So Kurt Angle gets fired if he doesn't win, and then his boss's husband beats him up. He has the worst job in the world.
That was the story with Mick Foley too. The McMahons are toxic as gently caress and somehow Daniel Bryan is the only one aware of this

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

bartok posted:

So what the gently caress was the point of the teased heel turn and run in by Jason Jordan?

Longterm booking for Jason Jordan and....HHH?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i still can't believe they booked the main event of survivor series to get trips over lmfao

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
That was probably the worst match I've seen since I started watching wrestling. Stop burying all of the actual talent so old men can pretend they're still wrestlers.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cabbit posted:

Why was John Cena even in that match. loving Kurt Angle had a better workrate than him here.

It was so weird, it was announced on social media from memory, he never appeared on any of the shows building up, did no promos during the PPV, showed up last wearing a completely different color scheme to everybody else, and was knocked out halfway through the match to little fanfare.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Backlund in the background hanging with Titus and Darren.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

TV Zombie posted:

Longterm booking for Jason Jordan and....HHH?

jason jordan saves BRAUN from HHH! Carries BRAUN's sledgehammer-concussed body to the back!

I'm just going to start booking jason jordan to do increasingly ridiculous things

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
https://twitter.com/RookieJen/status/932457042203303936

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


where




is




kane

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RealFoxy posted:

That was the story with Mick Foley too. The McMahons are toxic as gently caress and somehow Daniel Bryan is the only one aware of this

The only upside to Daniel Bryan's condition is that WWE is fully aware he'd love to be released from his contract so they let him get away with poo poo that nobody else ever would be. His backstage stuff with Steph today was fun in that respect because he wasn't living with the threat of being fired if he didn't stick exactly to the "stand there and get poo poo on" script.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Also, HHH has made Kurt look like a total chump in the last 7 days. Berates him and Pedigrees JJ in front of him and now this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


loving hell :xd:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


TONIGHT WAS WORTH IT FOR THIS PICTURE :lol: :lol:

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

tweet my meat posted:

That was probably the worst match I've seen since I started watching wrestling. Stop burying all of the actual talent so old men can pretend they're still wrestlers.

welcome to watching wwe

jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the :kazooieass:

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
I think I’ve reached the stage of watching WWE that I’m low key terrified about anyone being called up from NXT to Main Roster because they’re probably going to be buried in some way, shape or form.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

hhh is insanely good i was right all along

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


tweet my meat posted:

Stop burying all of the actual talent so old men can pretend they're still wrestlers.

*sees that Rumble is in 2 months and Mania is 3 months later*

It uh, it really doesn't get better from here honestly

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Braun’s confused face and the Power slams made that lovely main event worth something. Braun should be Universal champ and just keep slamming people

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


jimmydalad posted:

I think I’ve reached the stage of watching WWE that I’m low key terrified about anyone being called up from NXT to Main Roster because they’re probably going to be buried in some way, shape or form.

welcome home

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

tweet my meat posted:

That was probably the worst match I've seen since I started watching wrestling. Stop burying all of the actual talent so old men can pretend they're still wrestlers.
Don't watch CMLL and AAA then if you think that was bad

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
John Cena was so unimportant to that match. That's kinda crazy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I mean when Triple H took out Kurt and Shane pinned him, I was expecting Braun to smash HHH and walk out in disgust, getting counted out, then Shane to pin HHH and give the win to Team Smackdown.

Raw winning after HHH's betrayal made no goddamn sense at all.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012




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