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I luckily do not have to travel to a different city or state to visit people who I only see once a year, many for good reason. This year dinner is at a cool aunt/uncles house but I will still get to interact with the rest of my extended family. These include the following: - 8 cousins who all went to the same university. I did not attend thisuniversity because the town is a desert shithole. - Aunt/Uncle that attended Glen Beck Rallies - Aunt/Uncle that are active preppers and really believe the ~*race war*~ is coming soon. - Uncle who asks each year when I am going to buy a house here in southern California. Eat poo poo. - Uncle who only talks economy and politics. - Multiple family members who STILL support Trump because BROWN PEOPLE. - Family who will literally only go to Hawaii and not Mexico or other tropical destinations because its "too dangerous" (lack of white people) Also, people that like green bean casserole should be stoned to death.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:09 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:29 |
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I FUCKIN LOVE THANKSGIVING
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:13 |
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TURKEY AND STUFFING AND TATERS. OH MY!
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:13 |
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I just eat dark meat and mac and cheese and burbon mostly
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:16 |
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My in-laws are coming to my house. My mother in law is a big drunk so I'll be in this thread.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:18 |
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Yikes Chinatown you should not go to Thanksgiving. Just drink alone in front of your computer and post about how bad Trump is on the forums
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:19 |
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I've got 3 generations of cousins coming who are all weird eaters. 'Oh we don't eat onions, we don't eat nuts, the doctor says I can't eat green vegetables, the kids drink 2 gallons of milk every day so stock up, etc etc' They're very helpful and sweet and cool, otherwise. Well, one of the dudes is a gamergate/race-war type, but is easily distracted. And of course I'm going to be there, and I'm just astonishingly dull.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:22 |
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Yikes Chinatown you should not go to Thanksgiving. Just drink alone in front of your computer and post about how bad Trump is on the forums theres free booze and food to be had so i will be attending. will probably ghost after dinner though.
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:23 |
Will spend Thanksgiving with the wife's family, which used to be pretty huge but is now kinda small because the old people died off and all of the adult children have pets instead of kids. Planning on eating half a pot brownie beforehand and wrecking myself on turkey and carbs. Thanksgiving rules!
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:27 |
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my vegan sister is hosting this year so idk what the food's gonna be
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# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:44 |
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I love my family and am excited about the prospect of spending time with them. The turkey tends to be too dry, unfortunately. I always thought turkey just tasted bad when I was a kid, until I went somewhere else one year and realized “Oh wait, it just my family that’s bad at cooking it.” This year they’re making both oven and smoked, so maybe it will be good. The fried turkey we had one year was good. Space Robot fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Nov 21, 2017 |
# ? Nov 20, 2017 22:45 |
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i make the turkey every year and i pwn it by butchering the carcass and makking a roast out of the breast halves tied up in the skin from the breast and i roast it for a shorter period of time than the legs. i make turkey my BITCH
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:39 |
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I said I wasn't cooking but realtalk I haven't had turkey in a while and kind of want some.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:41 |
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i am lucky. thanksgiving is always with my moms family who is mostly good/cool and sane who are either old school centrist conservatives or liberals. i'll be fine. sucks for OP though.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:42 |
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turkey is a delicious meat unless grandma gets too drunk and messes up and we end up eating chinese.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:43 |
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My kid's birthday is on Thanksgiving this year so I'll be too busy and stressed out to bitch in here
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:43 |
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I live in the desert wasteland of Lancaster, California so my family is a bunch of hyper conservative weirdos who are way too into Fox News and making uncomfortable racially charged remarks. I'll probably spend most of Thanksgiving drinking to ease the suffering. I'd go to a friend's house after dinner, but we're celebrating my mom and my aunt's birthday as well. Bummer. Oh well, at least the food will be good.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:52 |
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I'm going to be alone. It's going to be so satisfying.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 01:59 |
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I'm gonna spend 2 hours with my dad's side of the family as a token gesture then go to work
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 02:37 |
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this year my thanksgiving will have:
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 02:58 |
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I'm going to eat & drink with family and it will be a good time for all except that it's bookended by 14 hours of loving air travel loving kill me
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 03:08 |
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I'll be spending thanksgiving with my SIL's family of four daughters who are raging bitches (only to each other thank god). Her whole drat family always has to be the center of attention though and it infuriates me. Also I love scalloped oysters and my wife's aunt used to bring scalloped oysters but somebody pissed her off a couple years ago and now I don't get scalloped oysters anymore. loving bullshit. AND it's in the middle of poo poo heap Iowa and there's no phone service so I can't even complain to you dinks.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 03:27 |
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im thankful for grate big breasts
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 03:32 |
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If you can't survive 12 hours of the most important people in your world exhibiting different politics than your own, please dunk your head in the toilet, because sadly I will be too busy at thanksgiving to give you the swirly you deserve
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 03:42 |
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I'm gonna eat and get drunk and then my girlfriend is gonna drive my rear end to go eat and drink AGAIN and then watch mystery science theater with her relatives. Two thanksgivings, minimum, or what are you even doing
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 03:45 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:my vegan sister is hosting this year so idk what the food's gonna be tofurkey owns i'll cut anyone that says otherwise
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 03:59 |
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looking forward to sitting down for a few hours while momentarily glancing around at the pained expressions of other family members who ate too much
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:02 |
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I just had my first thanksgivings dinner
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:06 |
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blugu64 posted:I just had my first thanksgivings dinner
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:07 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:im thankful for grate big breasts
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:16 |
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i, too, love big boobs
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:17 |
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Percelus posted:i, too, love big boobs If you don't, you're a shameful person.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:25 |
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My MIL's stuffing is always soggy and slimy. I hate it.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:27 |
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I want pecan pie.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:27 |
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Look upon mine post and grill yourself
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:28 |
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I forsee much suffering on this day to come
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:31 |
Thanksgiving was off because of a recent death in the family, but now it’s back on because my dipshit brother got a turkey from work. Carisoprodol & Crown cocktails to the rescue yet again.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:34 |
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time for all the vegetable sides to be completely uneaten while the cheesy potato goop is gone instantly because everyone in your family is a fat gently caress thanksgiving should just be a time for families to gather and stuff themselves with cheesy potato goop
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:35 |
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Hatred for extended family members aside, I'm extremely jealous at Americans for having Thanksgiving. I'll have to wait until Christmas before I can eat until I'm crying from pain on some rear end in a top hat uncle's dime.
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:38 |
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PathAsc posted:I forsee much suffering on this day to come come on your company can't be that bad
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 04:42 |