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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/23/pornhub-to-open-erotic-nyc-shop-with-live-streaming-bed-videocam.html

foxnews posted:

The location is “designed to simulate the look and feel of the Pornhub homepage,” the company said in a statement. It will even include a bed where customers are “invited to sit and interact with the camera on a live-feed streaming onto Pornhub.com directly,” according to the company.

I'm trying to organize others NoFap goons who are willing to take a stand against the sex industry to go with me and the fapstronaut army to take over the live sex cam on the bed. I will pay for anyone's Uber who makes it out to NYC to fight the good fight. The plan is to get on the livecam and instead of having sex we are going to be delivering anti-pornography statistics I have been researching. You are welcome to bring your own information, however, I have already printed out 300 flash cards thanks to vistaprint.com. I'm already in NYC and I will be going to the store every day if possible. It is open until mid-december, so come on out.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:therapy:

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I'll charter the BangBus and meet you there.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Gonna do so much jerkin

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

Let me ask you - what is the longest you've ever gone without masturbating? You are a slave to your addiction. The paradox of doing what thou wilt , but having no free will because you are chained to your primal desires will leave you feeling empty. Try, for me, to go 3 days without jacking off. I'm here for support. It will change your life.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Same, except I'll be a dumpy white dude making out with an average chick

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

immortal anime posted:

Let me ask you - what is the longest you've ever gone without masturbating? You are a slave to your addiction. The paradox of doing what thou wilt , but having no free will because you are chained to your primal desires will leave you feeling empty. Try, for me, to go 3 days without jacking off. I'm here for support. It will change your life.

You go 4 days without pooping I say so.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



It better be put around 42nd and 8th Ave. where all the seedy porn theatres used to be

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Cool!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hmm sounds good op i'm listening *jerks penis slowly while listening*

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
So are people supposed to gently caress on the bed? How often will they change the sheets? Could I nap in the bed instead?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

can i eat pizza in the bed fully clothed?

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Fox news and Vistaprint? Wow get hosed op, maybe you need to rub one out and relax

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Hell Yeah posted:

can i eat pizza in the bed fully clothed?

Does a pizza box count as clothing if you stick your dick through it :thunk:

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
Why is morality so threatening to you all? This is not how we were meant to live.

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
Or you could just jerk it and then go about your day instead of obsessing about it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

can i eat pizza in the bed fully clothed?

:ninja:

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
This is a great idea and I fully support it and hope goons participate. I'm too far away to do it myself, unfortunately, but I'll be there with you in spirit.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I encourage NYC people to just use this shop to piss in

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I encourage NYC people to just use this shop to piss in

Yeah fill it up. :clint:

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
I want to say also that this live stream could be an excellent way to get important information out to an audience that might not otherwise see it, like about socialism and eating healthy. But that's all in the future. For now, I think it's best if you concentrate on getting people to learn the truth about pornography and masturbation.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
ill be the dude with the banana in his butt in protest of this

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

gary oldmans diary posted:

ill be the dude with the banana in his butt in protest of this

Typical. People making jokes about this because they can't face the reality.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I have to poop again.

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.
How firm is the mattress? Is there a bedtime?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

cda posted:

I want to say also that this live stream could be an excellent way to get important information out to an audience that might not otherwise see it, like about socialism and eating healthy. But that's all in the future. For now, I think it's best if you concentrate on getting people to learn the truth about pornography and masturbation.

I'm going to stick the camera in my rear end

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Get ready for more Shia LeBeouf than you ever wanted

Jose posted:

I'm going to stick the camera in my rear end

Oh poo poo I didn't realize Gaspar Noe posts here, what's up man

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
lmao if you haven't transcended morality

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Why is fyad trying to start a gbs antifa(p) movement?

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

hopefully i can use it to hook up with gross people on the dl

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Im Ready for DEATH posted:

hopefully i can use it to hook up with gross people on the dl

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Op what if I rarely ever jerk it, but just have sex everyday instead, is that better?

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Jose posted:

I'm going to stick the camera in my rear end

I don't think livestreaming your posts would make them better.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Op what if I rarely ever jerk it, but just have sex everyday instead, is that better?

What part of "fap" do you not understand?

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

cda posted:

What part of "fap" do you not understand?

I'm actually pretty confused myself so I'm gonna go conduct some frantic research on the topic

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Hell Yeah posted:

can i eat pizza in the bed fully clothed?

Dirty slut.

Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Its my birthday today

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Jose posted:

I'm going to stick the camera in my rear end

*Sitting in back row, large soda, mouthful of popcorn:

FOCUS!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I’m guessing the store will be open for less than 3 minutes before some dude hangs dong on camera.

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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Isn't that the whole point of the camera? To get horny weirdos in there to do some amateur porn

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