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Grem posted:TV Have you tried masturbating while watching TV? It'll change your life.
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Who What Now posted:Have you tried masturbating while watching TV? It'll change your life. Try it while high off your rear end too, will not disappoint
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 00:48 |
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COMRADES posted:What is a man? A miserable pile of semen.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 01:08 |
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COMRADES posted:So, they're opening a porn shop and the gimmick is there will be a livestream camera so everyone in the world can see you in a NY porn shop? This is my question. I don't like PornHub because they own way too much. But they are based in Canada, and I don't know about monopoly laws there. Not like they apply in the US either, but still.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 01:15 |
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Nothing like watching a man who looks like Larry David watching with incredulity as a Brooklyn hipster jerks off on a couch to curb your enthusiasm That man would turn out to be larry david
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 01:16 |
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I.C. posted:This is my question. I don't like PornHub because they own way too much. But they are based in Canada, and I don't know about monopoly laws there. Not like they apply in the US either, but still. I can't wait to see someone approach a quebec judge to make an argument that one organization owns too much cream pies and they would rule that they have to change their name to Coop Hub
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 01:18 |
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Liquid Drink posted:Porn contributes to men becoming NuMales and discourages getting married and actually having sex. You need to own up to your addictions and realize when you jack off you are losing testosterone and avoiding actually having to become a man. It’s pathetic. lmao at your AV, who did you piss off and were they masturbating at the time?
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 02:28 |
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false flag post-op posted:Or you could just jerk it and then go about your day instead of obsessing about it. i'm really glad someone was here to set the OP correct. really glad someone had to jump in here and remind us all joke'sters that the power in our hands is to not jerk off, and it's in our hands.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 02:37 |
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Speleothing posted:Same, except I'll be a dumpy white dude making out with an average chick
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 02:41 |
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why can't we all be like that wise old bird?
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 02:51 |
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i challenge anyone itt to masturbate to completion using only a picture of themselves or a mirror for stimulation. no cheating by thinking about other things.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:06 |
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Cool how some permabanned users are allowed to post using their alts but not others
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:08 |
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Ocean Book posted:i challenge anyone itt to masturbate to completion using only a picture of themselves or a mirror for stimulation. no cheating by thinking about other things. Um this is GBS. We are all attractive and most importantly gay.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:10 |
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make it happen
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:11 |
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i'm gonna rent the room for eight hours. show up in my pajamas. and do nothing but sleep. enjoy streaming that!
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:14 |
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Ocean Book posted:make it happen You mean I have to look at myself? That is unsettling. I can cum without visual stimuli, thank you very much.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:17 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Um this is GBS. We are all attractive and most importantly GAY.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:18 |
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someone suggested the idea a while ago in a gbs thread and im curious if someone can do it. im not going to btw
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:27 |
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Ocean Book posted:i challenge anyone itt to masturbate to completion using only a picture of themselves or a mirror for stimulation. no cheating by thinking about other things. i tried but then i got so upset at the sight of that gorgeous man drowning that i didn't even notice my hot-rear end elf wife screaming her head off at me, furious that i would interrupt her dinner party so
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:29 |
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i applaud the attempt
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:29 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Cool how some permabanned users are allowed to post using their alts but not others You just dont get the forums admin style of humor
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:44 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Cool how some permabanned users are allowed to post using their alts but not others Sorry your friends are such poo poo they got for-real perma'd.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:51 |
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immortal anime posted:The plan is to get on the livecam and instead of having sex we are going to be delivering anti-pornography statistics I have been researching. You are welcome to bring your own information, Wrinkle in your plan: It's pornhub. People will be jacking off to you.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:53 |
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This is only the beginning. Once we terrorize the stream with cold hard facts we are moving on to phase 2. The idea came to me and a handful of other NYC goons who took the time out of their day to come meet me outside of the PornHub shop. I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with Nathan Fielder's Dumb Starbucks which took advantage of patent laws allowing him to create an exact replica of Starbucks Coffee as long as he had the word "dumb" in front of all of the logos and menu items etc. https://i.imgur.com/7PHm23K.jpg Well, we're going to make Dumb Pornhub (working title.) I'm going to be setting up a patreon soon. If you cancel your current porn website subscriptions and use that money instead for a good cause then we should be able to come up with enough money to rent a place in Soho NYC before the new year. I realize this is no small goal, but I believe this to be bigger than me. I'll keep you updated as progress ensues.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 04:22 |
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And if you're in Manhattan come out to The Juice Press for celebratory Mango smoothies for a job well done today- - My treat
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 04:24 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:Wrinkle in your plan: It's pornhub. People will be jacking off to you. I know I will be
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 04:29 |
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immortal anime posted:http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/23/pornhub-to-open-erotic-nyc-shop-with-live-streaming-bed-videocam.html Lularoe. I’ll come gently caress your on camera. Popup nut.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 04:29 |
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im going to go to this camera and read statistics about animal extinction. i will find sad facts about penguins, fact so sad not even the Nolans of the internet will get their awful goof off on my dime ! ! !
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 04:58 |
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Maybe if you pathetic losers could get your sticky tiny boy hands off your teeny weenies you would have the chance to have sex with real women
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 05:10 |
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general anime wife posted:Maybe if you pathetic losers could get your sticky tiny boy hands off your teeny weenies you would have the chance to have sex with real women Jerking off while loving an actual woman rules
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 05:12 |
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You gotta have a real big penis to do it though
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 05:13 |
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Who What Now posted:You gotta have a real big penis to do it though Wouldn't be possible for you then, bud
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 05:14 |
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I got tired of having to reach for my dingaling so I superglued my right hand to it... easy access!
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 05:30 |
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Ocean Book posted:someone suggested the idea a while ago in a gbs thread and im curious if someone can do it. im not going to btw Buddy I do that least once a week, catch me on a Wednesday and your dream can become reality.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 05:31 |
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I'm gonna loving jack the hell out of dick now that I know the OP hates it
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 05:51 |
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what’s up general anime
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 07:31 |
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i had emergency dental surgery and got a loving giant botrtle of tramadol becuase it kind of went wrong and id be in more pain than usual (72 tramadols lol) but ill say this, ever since then, i havent wanked it even once. I feel like when I finally do im gonna drown somebody. i need to find a gf really quick
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 07:42 |
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who the gently caress is proud of what they jack off to enough to go to a store and purchase merchandise about it. The key loving component of jacking off is shame, what the gently caress is wrong with these retards.
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# ? Nov 25, 2017 07:53 |
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Would I be scorned if I just used the bed to do a puzzle in? Maybe eat some mac n cheese while doing homework? Are these permitted uses of the bed space?
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one time i did nofap for six weeks and although i developed laser vision i had a problem where when i cut myself shaving cum would spray out of the wound and make a mess of my bathroom mirror
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