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Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Turtle Sandbox posted:

No fap is one of the wierder aspects of the alt right, i know the proud boys are supposed to get together to not jack off, i didnt know the idea that your semen is literally your life essence and you can beat it all out if yourself had come back in tyool 2017.

Ppl have wierdly strong beliefs wrt masturbation i guess.
i thought the deal was you could only jack off with other proud boys

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Buccaneer
Jun 24, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

cda posted:

Your parents sound lame though, sorry. Any decent parent would be ashamed of you for being the assistant manager of a porn shop.

What do your parents think about you managing the "general animes wife" gimmick posting account

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

immortal anime posted:

Let me ask you - what is the longest you've ever gone without masturbating? You are a slave to your addiction. The paradox of doing what thou wilt , but having no free will because you are chained to your primal desires will leave you feeling empty. Try, for me, to go 3 days without jacking off. I'm here for support. It will change your life.

This but totally unironically.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

This but totally unironically.

Catholic priests don't masturbate, and they rape children. So I wouldn't recommend it.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Who What Now posted:

Catholic priests don't masturbate, and they rape children. So I wouldn't recommend it.

Catholic priests definitely masturbate.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

cda posted:

Catholic priests definitely masturbate.

The Vatican are hugely anti-masturbation. It's why theyre so hosed in the head.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I know priests get a bad rap but like 3 of the best dudes I ever knew were the priests who worked in our community and had the calling For Real, they were good dudes.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

13Pandora13 posted:

It was a college job that didn't interfere with my school schedule, paid decently, and made from some fun stories. Sorry my parents are more laid back than yours?

Other than the pedo-stuff, your life sounds a lot like Jared Fogle's.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Masturbating is okay

I thought the whole point of nofap was to break peoples porn addictions. Watching pornography and hardcore in and out every day, multiple times a day has got to be bad for whatever part of your brain is in charge of sex stuff

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"hey maybe you could watch a little less porn, I mean it can't be good for you to constantly see women being degraded and abused in increasingly violent sexual fantasies"
"wow look at that nazi fascist rapist? why don't you do like all catholic priests and rape little kids? uh? I can quit whenever I want! gently caress you you loving alt right neonazi"

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

I know priests get a bad rap but like 3 of the best dudes I ever knew were the priests who worked in our community and had the calling For Real, they were good dudes.

Yeah, there are cool Catholic priests. I was married by one. I think they should start their own church where kiddie diddlers aren't allowed. Call it Catholicism 2.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Its pretty cool that pornhub has the money to do this after making a fortune off of copyrighted content lol

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Who What Now posted:

The Vatican are hugely anti-masturbation. It's why theyre so hosed in the head.

Priests definitely J/O. It might be against the rules but they do it anyway. Then they tell each other about it.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
No sane, reasonably intelligent, empathetic person could ever spend some time thinking about pornography without realizing that there's essentially no justification for consuming it. I don't think watching porn makes you a bad person ; I think for most people it's just that they've given up on themselves and society and it just seems like too much work to swim against the current, but just so you know, change is possible, and you will feel better when you've removed it from your life.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

cda posted:

No sane, reasonably intelligent, empathetic person could ever spend some time thinking about pornography without realizing that there's essentially no justification for consuming it. I don't think watching porn makes you a bad person ; I think for most people it's just that they've given up on themselves and society and it just seems like too much work to swim against the current, but just so you know, change is possible, and you will feel better when you've removed it from your life.

Mind if I steal this for our PornHub Protest shirts I'm printing and selling? I will give you recognition on the shirt by attributing the quote to you of course.

E: all proceeds going towards Dumb PornHub and the eventual Rehab center.

Manic Technophile
Nov 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

immortal anime posted:


3. There will be a bed alright, and a live stream as well, and a girl's vagina on there - -giving birth. Welcome to the realities of sex.
Is it okay if i still fap to this?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Your birth was livestreamed on pornhub, dear

At least four thousand men jerked off to it

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Why do people get so hung up about sexual stuff? Is it purely a reaction to our dumb as hell Puritan dna woven into our society?

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
So what’s with this nofap thing? Does it give you super powers? Like can I cut steel with beams of ejaculate or lift cars with my right arm?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

KakerMix posted:

Why do people get so hung up about sexual stuff? Is it purely a reaction to our dumb as hell Puritan dna woven into our society?

Usually. There are a ton of good reasons to be against the porn industry, but NoFap doesn't care about any of them because the only thing they hate more than jacking it is feminist theory.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

My Linux Rig posted:

So what’s with this nofap thing? Does it give you super powers? Like can I cut steel with beams of ejaculate or lift cars with my right arm?

goon spooge can't melt steel beams

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
post the flashcards idiot

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