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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Name one thing better than masturbating.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Have you tried masturbating while watching TV? It'll change your life.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Cool how some permabanned users are allowed to post using their alts but not others

Sorry your friends are such poo poo they got for-real perma'd.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Blazing Ownager posted:

Wrinkle in your plan: It's pornhub. People will be jacking off to you.

I know I will be

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

general anime wife posted:

Maybe if you pathetic losers could get your sticky tiny boy hands off your teeny weenies you would have the chance to have sex with real women :shrug:

Jerking off while loving an actual woman rules

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
You gotta have a real big penis to do it though

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

immortal anime posted:


3. There will be a bed alright, and a live stream as well, and a girl's vagina on there - -giving birth. Welcome to the realities of sex.

I had the same idea, but in reverse.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

This but totally unironically.

Catholic priests don't masturbate, and they rape children. So I wouldn't recommend it.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

cda posted:

Catholic priests definitely masturbate.

The Vatican are hugely anti-masturbation. It's why theyre so hosed in the head.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

I know priests get a bad rap but like 3 of the best dudes I ever knew were the priests who worked in our community and had the calling For Real, they were good dudes.

Yeah, there are cool Catholic priests. I was married by one. I think they should start their own church where kiddie diddlers aren't allowed. Call it Catholicism 2.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

KakerMix posted:

Why do people get so hung up about sexual stuff? Is it purely a reaction to our dumb as hell Puritan dna woven into our society?

Usually. There are a ton of good reasons to be against the porn industry, but NoFap doesn't care about any of them because the only thing they hate more than jacking it is feminist theory.

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