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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

false flag post-op posted:

Or you could just jerk it and then go about your day instead of obsessing about it.

i'm really glad someone was here to set the OP correct. really glad someone had to jump in here and remind us all joke'sters that the power in our hands is to not jerk off, and it's in our hands.

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Ocean Book posted:

i challenge anyone itt to masturbate to completion using only a picture of themselves or a mirror for stimulation. no cheating by thinking about other things.

i tried but then i got so upset at the sight of that gorgeous man drowning that i didn't even notice my hot-rear end elf wife screaming her head off at me, furious that i would interrupt her dinner party so

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
im going to go to this camera and read statistics about animal extinction. i will find sad facts about penguins, fact so sad not even the Nolans of the internet will get their awful goof off on my dime ! ! !

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