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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/23/pornhub-to-open-erotic-nyc-shop-with-live-streaming-bed-videocam.html

foxnews posted:

The location is “designed to simulate the look and feel of the Pornhub homepage,” the company said in a statement. It will even include a bed where customers are “invited to sit and interact with the camera on a live-feed streaming onto Pornhub.com directly,” according to the company.

I'm trying to organize others NoFap goons who are willing to take a stand against the sex industry to go with me and the fapstronaut army to take over the live sex cam on the bed. I will pay for anyone's Uber who makes it out to NYC to fight the good fight. The plan is to get on the livecam and instead of having sex we are going to be delivering anti-pornography statistics I have been researching. You are welcome to bring your own information, however, I have already printed out 300 flash cards thanks to vistaprint.com. I'm already in NYC and I will be going to the store every day if possible. It is open until mid-december, so come on out.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

Let me ask you - what is the longest you've ever gone without masturbating? You are a slave to your addiction. The paradox of doing what thou wilt , but having no free will because you are chained to your primal desires will leave you feeling empty. Try, for me, to go 3 days without jacking off. I'm here for support. It will change your life.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
Why is morality so threatening to you all? This is not how we were meant to live.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

Jose posted:

I'm going to stick the camera in my rear end

Please, as a new moderator of GBS show some class. I get it that you're a pornshill, but could you be less obvious about it? On the offhand that you're actually just a lamb lost from the path, DM me on twitter and I will show you where to get started with NoFap. We need strong leaders with morals in GBS more than ever.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

The Cubelodyte posted:

Why is jerkin' it so threatening to you? I mean unless someone's aimin' for your eye or something. I think we can agree that's not cool.

You nailed it right in your post - "someone aiming for your eye." Porn encourages rape. Soon there will be a loaded pistol cocked and ready to fire at not on your face and my face, but our children's faces, and our children's children's faces (that is if they're not the ones doing the shooting.)

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

Creamed Cormp posted:

I too support legitimizing violence against women, human trafficking, drug abuse and rape, as long as it's done by hip tech companies.

Well said.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

COMRADES posted:

So, they're opening a porn shop and the gimmick is there will be a livestream camera so everyone in the world can see you in a NY porn shop?

Pornography is unfortunately something that people are way too comfortable about nowadays. No one is ashamed to admit that they're hosed up perverts with an uncontrollable addiction that will never be filled. Porn websites are successfully selling t-shirts with their labels on them. As backwards as it is, there is no longer any shame felt by these porn watchers. I don't think the livestream camera will detour visitors but encourage them. That's why we've got to fight.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
This is only the beginning. Once we terrorize the stream with cold hard facts we are moving on to phase 2. The idea came to me and a handful of other NYC goons who took the time out of their day to come meet me outside of the PornHub shop. I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with Nathan Fielder's Dumb Starbucks which took advantage of patent laws allowing him to create an exact replica of Starbucks Coffee as long as he had the word "dumb" in front of all of the logos and menu items etc. https://i.imgur.com/7PHm23K.jpg

Well, we're going to make Dumb Pornhub (working title.)

I'm going to be setting up a patreon soon. If you cancel your current porn website subscriptions and use that money instead for a good cause then we should be able to come up with enough money to rent a place in Soho NYC before the new year. I realize this is no small goal, but I believe this to be bigger than me. I'll keep you updated as progress ensues.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax
And if you're in Manhattan come out to The Juice Press for celebratory Mango smoothies for a job well done today- - My treat :)

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

On January 6th, 2018, I will have been an employee of Mindgeek (out of Montreal) for 4 years. We are the company who owns and operates Pornhub (among a shitton of other adult websites).

This is probably the 27th time something like this has come up and we (the employees) knew nothing about it.

Awesome, good stuff there.

Ugh.

How do you live with yourself knowing you're responsible for increasing the degradation of meaningful sex, causing children to become perverts, and increasing the rates of rape? Is it worth it for 30 grand a year?

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Nothing. I work for the paid sites and deal with preparing our media for various broadcasters all over the world.

I used to look over the photo gallery uploads for Pornhub and myyyyyyy god are there some broken people out there.

That's awesome. I bet your mom is so proud of you figuring out how to make marketing brain rotting fake love marriage breaking life ruining smut easy to as many children as possible on their smartphone app games and innocent youtube videos. Bravo!

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

cda posted:

I'm unclear on the concept here. Dumb Starbucks was just a coffee shop that took the Starbucks concept and put "dumb" in front of it. Is Dumb PornHub going to be a porn store, because that would defeat the concept. Also, watching pornography is already dumb, so maybe it should be Smart PornHub instead, so people would know that they were smart for going into it instead of the regular PornHub store. Or Dumber PornHub so people would know PornHub is dumb. Just spitballing here. I wish I were closer to NYC but I'm glad to hear that this idea is gaining traction.

Right. It is meant to look like your average erotic NYC Pornhub shop with live-streaming bed videocam capabilities inside, but when these patrons walk inside they're going to be in for a surprise.

1. No sex toys will be sold in the store. Instead they will be by the good, regular kind of toy. If you complete 6 weeks of NoFap Rehab (I know I said I had a LOT of ideas!!!! Working on this too. It's an institute but also a monastery where you learn how to control your-you know what that's a whole OTHER thread let's just move on for now) you will have enough tickets to purchase these toys. Tickets will be earned by completing different quests and winning games at the institution. More to come.

2. All videos will be replaced with cleverly nicknamed sex educational videos. You know how they have the movies like Shaving Ryan's Privates? What about Keeping Ryan Righteous, or The Lord of the Wedding Bands.

3. There will be a bed alright, and a live stream as well, and a girl's vagina on there - -giving birth. Welcome to the realities of sex.

immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Nice troll, OP. I refuse to believe that a goon who actively posts on these forums is against porn, and isn't jacking it at least a few times a week. :colbert:

You only hate me because you hate yourself.

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immortal anime
Oct 21, 2017

by Lowtax

cda posted:

No sane, reasonably intelligent, empathetic person could ever spend some time thinking about pornography without realizing that there's essentially no justification for consuming it. I don't think watching porn makes you a bad person ; I think for most people it's just that they've given up on themselves and society and it just seems like too much work to swim against the current, but just so you know, change is possible, and you will feel better when you've removed it from your life.

Mind if I steal this for our PornHub Protest shirts I'm printing and selling? I will give you recognition on the shirt by attributing the quote to you of course.

E: all proceeds going towards Dumb PornHub and the eventual Rehab center.

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