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 http://lifestyle.inquirer.net/279716/marriage-to-anime-waifu-recognized-by-japanese-company-offers-monthly-financial-support/ quote:According to a special Gatebox website, interested parties may submit their marriage registration for the company’s recognition. The site even provides a marriage registration form to download, fill-up and submit. anime has gone too far this time
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Then you could declare "her" as a dependant for taxation purposes.
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Nov 25, 2017 11:32
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What happens if people share the same waifu?
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Nov 25, 2017 11:45
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Solar Tornado posted:What happens if people share the same waifu? Your application is rejected and you have to find yourself another waifu who is just a very obscure side character in a 23 years old anime. So smart people will have already married all the good waifus but they will accept to divorce them for a price. Oh you want to marry Princess Bigtiddies from hit anime Kyun~ Lovelove Super Heart : ReMix??? Well buddy get ready to fork over the cash, she's in high demand.
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Nov 25, 2017 11:52
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next season of black mirror is just going to be someone walking around japan with a gopro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-lcyYmQDyw
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Nov 25, 2017 12:05
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dont date
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Cool. Awesome of the company to do this.
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Is there a sadder more pathetic country than Japan? India, maybe
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Solar Tornado posted:What happens if people share the same waifu? Was I just to young to be exposed to it or did this waifu poo poo not exist in the 90's?
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Nov 25, 2017 13:06
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Nov 25, 2017 13:09
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Yui is mine back the gently caress off
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Nov 25, 2017 13:10
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im done, just stomp my head into paste and smear my brains all over the wall
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Manchild King posted:I remember seeing a screencap from some anime forum. Some weeb who was super pissed that his best friend IRL had the same waifu. But I imagine many of these people would be so isolated it wouldn't come up much. I guess back then people were just as likely to fall in love with someone they couldn't attain, but it was singers, movie stars or whatever. Now the big question is whether it's more healthy for a 47 year old single, balding overweight IT specialist to obsess over Tomiko-chan or Pamela Anderson, but tbqh I don't care much.
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You guys are just jealous of all the sweet anime puss I’m digitally swimming in. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to print another picture of my wife.
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Nov 25, 2017 13:40
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so we can marry an character now in japan? dibs on princess tiger lily
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2d only
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Nov 25, 2017 14:42
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dirtying these men's pure love with money. smdh.
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no longer will you be able to see a man with a hug pillow on the subway without thinking in the back of your head "yeah but he's just in it for the yen"
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Nov 25, 2017 14:53
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:so we can marry an character now in japan? dibs on princess tiger lily Dibs on Goku
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Dibs on Goku 
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Nov 25, 2017 14:58
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whoa whoa whoa, that won't fly. marriage to a 2d image, sure, but gay marriage to a 2d image? they will have to adopt goku into their family instead, because that is how gay marriage works in japan.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:whoa whoa whoa, that won't fly. marriage to a 2d image, sure, but gay marriage to a 2d image? they will have to adopt goku into their family instead, because that is how gay marriage works in japan. I'm glad you still can't marry Yaoi. I'm strictly pro-traditional animarriage.
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The 2D rights movement gains its first important, yet pathetic, step.
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Maybe the entire country of Japan is just being ironic at this point. Right now Japanese bros are high fiving each other and laughing at how dumb America is to actually believe theur latest prank is real. Scott Adams figured this out 25 years ago. 
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Maybe the entire country of Japan is just being ironic at this point. Right now Japanese bros are high fiving each other and laughing at how dumb America is to actually believe theur latest prank is real. America has some real weirdos too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POTA5aZxbQA
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:America has some real weirdos too Ahem. America "had" some real weirdo. France has her now. At least the Eiffel Tower is old enough to consent. Still makes her less creepy than your average Frenchman. Harveygod fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Nov 25, 2017 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:America has some real weirdos too communism bitch posted:im done, just stomp my head into paste and smear my brains all over the wall
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:America has some real weirdos too The Eiffel tower is clearly a guy wtf
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If she wants to have sex with a lesbian public attraction she needs to go to the grand canyon
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The video is called rides the Eiffel tower ffs
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Blue Train posted:If she wants to have sex with a lesbian public attraction she needs to go to the grand canyon This guy right here. He gets it.
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I don't want to fall too far behind the times. Since I don't watch anime I'll need help choosing a waifu. Suggestions?
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morally adept posted:I don't want to fall too far behind the times. Since I don't watch anime I'll need help choosing a waifu. Suggestions?
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my waifu divorced me and took my house. help. she took it into a 2d realm i cant reach. her new boyfriend has spiky hair and impossible abs
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morally adept posted:I don't want to fall too far behind the times. Since I don't watch anime I'll need help choosing a waifu. Suggestions? boku no pico
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morally adept posted:I don't want to fall too far behind the times. Since I don't watch anime I'll need help choosing a waifu. Suggestions? Just find a regular 3D women you like and search for flattened-fettish art of her.
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morally adept posted:I don't want to fall too far behind the times. Since I don't watch anime I'll need help choosing a waifu. Suggestions? just go on akinator and use it as a reverse search engine Blue Train posted:The Eiffel tower is clearly a guy wtf The french word for tower is feminine so uh... sorry buddy.
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Creamed Cormp posted:The french word for tower is feminine so uh... sorry buddy. Pfft penis envy
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