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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH I MADE, IT IS AN HOMAGE TO MY FAVOURITE FORMULA ONE TEAM - WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX. I USED A RENTED FORD SIERRA, UPSIDE DOWN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS MY INSIPIRATION.




Welcome to the off-season thread for Formula I. The regular season thread is bad enough... how low can we go?

Competitive state after 2017

  • Lewis Hamilton is the reigning Driver God-Emperor of The Greatest Racing Series Of All-Time as we go into 2018.
  • Hulkenberg still unfulfilled in terms of his potential. Time is the fire in which we burn and he will be jumping out of the flames any year now to claim his own Champion Title.
  • Stroll poo poo, so what
  • Mercedes ends the season with another crushing victory over Ferrari
  • Bottas rules, thread drools

1500quidporsche posted:

Fresh from watching the creation of an SUV sandwich being made in a three way intersection and seeing the world's most awesome face tat at the post office I've picked up the spiciest of packages. I've examined the contents and the only thing I can say is Theophany has loving knocked it out of the park.



First things first is the card,

Pwhoar, the three greatest Canadian F1 drivers. What a christmas card. Lets see what's on the inside.


Truly the most #blessed of christmas cards. Let's take a look at the goods.

This is going straight on my kart and possibly some other people's to preach the good word of Stroll.

This made me completely burst out laughing, I can't loving wait to put this on the kart.

Badge for a great british car company, have to stick this on something cause its a real nice one.

Superb gift, Theophany, thank you for these



Discord, IRC, Misc.

We're on a fairly active Discord so come on in.

Discord: https://discord.gg/kg3d2Uu

There is also an IRChannel but come on... let go already.

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Previous Threads


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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove



Stroll is a poo poo rear end

The Unfetered One
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax


Its a loving Wirth thread... a loving Wirth thread?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

Bless You Ants, Blants



Fun Shoe

pik_d posted:

Stroll is a poo poo rear end

He's not a poo poo rear end from a country in the southern hemisphere though, which is what I assume the thread title was meant to be before it got cut off.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*



It'th the Wirtht Thread after all

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove



Tsaedje posted:

Itth the Wirtht Thread after all

Are you ok

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

1975 Campeones del Mundo de Completo
#ForzaFailrarri


Delete this crap

1500quidpoocati
Jan 19, 2014



Shitrrari

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008



stroll wdc 2018

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist



This sport loving sucks

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*



pik_d posted:

Are you ok

Clearly not, I forgot the apostrophe and had to go back and edit

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove



https://forums.somethingawful.com/q...y&userid=218727

DoctorGonzo posted:

Delete this crap

The Unfetered One
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax


The Wirth Thread

I said it without loving up

1500quidpoocati
Jan 19, 2014



OhsH posted:

stroll wdc 2018

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist



Stroll is bad and drives like farts

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby, this one is for you.

Stroll outscored McLaren by a grand total of 10 points. If you make a 50 dollar donation to a motorsport charity (open wheel preferred), I'll reduce your sentence to a month. Otherwise you can eat a 10 month probe.

You have two weeks.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove



Norns posted:

Stroll is bad and drives like farts

This seems true even though I'm not sure how farts drive

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove



iospace posted:

Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby,

OK, but which of us are you talking to?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

1975 Campeones del Mundo de Completo
#ForzaFailrarri


pik_d posted:

This seems true even though I'm not sure how farts drive

Turn your monitor

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH I MADE, IT IS AN HOMAGE TO MY FAVOURITE FORMULA ONE TEAM - WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX. I USED A RENTED FORD SIERRA, UPSIDE DOWN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS MY INSIPIRATION.


iospace posted:

Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby, this one is for you.

Stroll outscored McLaren by a grand total of 10 points. If you make a 50 dollar donation to a motorsport charity (open wheel preferred), I'll reduce your sentence to a month. Otherwise you can eat a 10 month probe.

You have two weeks.

What if he can't afford $50?

The Unfetered One
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax


iospace posted:

Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby, this one is for you.

Stroll outscored McLaren by a grand total of 10 points. If you make a 50 dollar donation to a motorsport charity (open wheel preferred), I'll reduce your sentence to a month. Otherwise you can eat a 10 month probe.

You have two weeks.

Someones been grabbing 1500's dick

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist



Wirth1000 posted:

What if he can't afford $50?

Probably shouldn't have made a stupid ban bet then lol

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

Bless You Ants, Blants



Fun Shoe

pik_d posted:

This seems true even though I'm not sure how farts drive

They get all over the place

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003




Usually good form to put the new thread link in the last post of the old one

The Unfetered One
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax


Off season thread been open 5 mins and its already terrible. I love off season threads so much, never change

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove



DoctorGonzo posted:

Turn your monitor

Ah, now I see your posts, I see how they drive now

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

TOXX COLLECTION POST

GramCracker posted:

Gimme a 3 day if Buttass places lower than 2nd in the WDC by the end of the last race



iospace posted:

For the record (mostly my records), the following have toxxed on the 2018 Williams seat:

-Wirth: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-Theophany: Paul di Resta gets it, otherwise a month off
-GramCracker: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-NtotheTC: A month if Kubica gets the seat.

To be determined for the parties involved.

Wirth1000, Theophany, and GramCracker

wicka posted:

iospace, please ban me if Fernando Alonso does not win the 2018 FIA Formula One World Drivers' Championship.



To be determined.

Wirth1000 posted:

Ban me if Alonso wins the title next season in the 2018 FIA Formula 1 World Championship

Trust me, folks, it hurts ME to make that kind of toxx.

TBD

1500quidporsche posted:

serve me a fresh hot month long probie if the Big Kube outscores Are Lance in 2018.

Obviously null and void if Kube doesn't get the ride. Voided, Kubica didn't get the ride.

Powershift posted:

I'll take a 24 hour if Alonso's team beats Stroll's team at the 24 hours of Daytona.

Your (likely) funeral. Stroll's team did better

1500quidporsche posted:

Mods probate me for a month and change my name to 1500quidpoocati if Andrea Dovizioso does not win the 2018 MotoGP championship

Noted.

OhsH posted:

Toxx me one month for every race that Stroll doesn't finish.

The month will reset every time he fails to finish, as it has been agreed upon.

Wirth1000 posted:

Ban me if Stroll wins a race.

Doesn't even matter the season just keep this as a rolling toxx.

Sounds good.

DoctorGonzo posted:

if ferrari doesnt win the title probate me from the off season thread

You sure? Alright.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

I will watch an entire MLS match if Lewis Hamilton wins the title in 2018.



Rhopunzel posted:

Toxx me if McLaren don't win a race

With one month as the punishment, enforced at the end of the season.

iospace fucked around with this message at Feb 9, 2018 around 05:51

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Where are the formula A-D and F-H threads? No one cares about formula E.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?


I love Formula I

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*



Falken posted:

I love Formula I

One love it too, op

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist



Falken posted:

I love Formula I

Same OP

CoffeeBooze
Aug 4, 2007
Yes

I hope this trend of posters gambling via Toxx clauses continues because the absence of the people doing it makes the thread a much better place.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

1975 Campeones del Mundo de Completo
#ForzaFailrarri


ilmucche posted:

Where are the formula A-D and F-H threads? No one cares about mgp2

iospace
Apr 20, 2020




Fun Shoe

Falken posted:

I love Formula I

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

Bless You Ants, Blants



Fun Shoe

lmao di Resta is not getting the Williams seat.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

*AUTISM INSTENSIFIES*



Maybe it's a Roman numeral, ever thought of that?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

What is this boring crap we're watching? Check if Antiques Roadshow is on



Posting from a bus stop in the dark just to get in on the ground floor of what is sure to be an epic thread.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

LOOK AT THIS SANDWICH I MADE, IT IS AN HOMAGE TO MY FAVOURITE FORMULA ONE TEAM - WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX. I USED A RENTED FORD SIERRA, UPSIDE DOWN BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS MY INSIPIRATION.


Thanks Ants posted:

lmao di Resta is not getting the Williams seat.

Pretty sure he's been struck from all contention for the seat. Enjoy your I month probation, Theophany, you hack Strollist.

The Unfetered One
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax


ilmucche posted:

Where are the formula A-D and F-H threads? No one cares about Moto GP.

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist



learnincurve posted:

Posting from a bus stop in the dark just to get in on the ground floor of what is sure to be an epic thread.

Stay safe

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