17-18 F1 Off-Season: <INSERT TEAM HERE> is bad, OP. Especially

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Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

Welcome to the off-season thread for Formula I. The regular season thread is bad enough... how low can we go?

Competitive state after 2017

Lewis Hamilton is the reigning Driver God-Emperor of The Greatest Racing Series Of All-Time as we go into 2018.
Hulkenberg still unfulfilled in terms of his potential. Time is the fire in which we burn and he will be jumping out of the flames any year now to claim his own Champion Title.
Stroll poo poo, so what
Mercedes ends the season with another crushing victory over Ferrari
Bottas rules, thread drools

1500quidporsche posted:

Fresh from watching the creation of an SUV sandwich being made in a three way intersection and seeing the world's most awesome face tat at the post office I've picked up the spiciest of packages. I've examined the contents and the only thing I can say is Theophany has loving knocked it out of the park.

First things first is the card,

Pwhoar, the three greatest Canadian F1 drivers. What a christmas card. Lets see what's on the inside.

Truly the most #blessed of christmas cards. Let's take a look at the goods.

This is going straight on my kart and possibly some other people's to preach the good word of Stroll.

This made me completely burst out laughing, I can't loving wait to put this on the kart.

Badge for a great british car company, have to stick this on something cause its a real nice one.

Superb gift, Theophany, thank you for these

Discord, IRC, Misc.

We're on a fairly active Discord so come on in.

Discord: https://discord.gg/kg3d2Uu

There is also an IRChannel but come on... let go already.

IRC: irc://irc.synirc.net/F1

Previous Threads

_{_{2016-17 Off-season | 2016 season | 2015-16 Off-season | 2015 Part 1|2015 Part 2 | 2014-15 Off-season | 2014 season | 2013-14 Off-season | 2013 season | 2012-13 Off season | 2012 season

2011-12 Off-season | 2011 Part 1|2011 Breakaway (stop talking about phones!)|2011 Part 2 | 2010-2011 Off Season | 2010 Part 1|2010 Part 2 | 2009-2010 Off season

2009 News and Views|2009 Part 1|2009 Breakaway Thread|2009 Part 2 | 2008-2009 Off season | 2008 Part 1|2008 Part 2|2008 Part 3 | 2007-2008 Off season

2007 Part 1|2007 Part 2|2007 Part 3 | 2006 Part 1|2006 Part 2|2006 Part 3|2006 Part 4|2006 Part 5 | 2005 Whole Season | 2005 Part WTF | 2004 Whole Season}}

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# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:09

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:31

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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Stroll is a poo poo rear end

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:10

The Unfetered One: May 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Its a loving Wirth thread... a loving Wirth thread?

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:11

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

pik_d posted:

Stroll is a poo poo rear end

He's not a poo poo rear end from a country in the southern hemisphere though, which is what I assume the thread title was meant to be before it got cut off.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:12

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

It'th the Wirtht Thread after all

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:12

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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Tsaedje posted:

Itth the Wirtht Thread after all

Are you ok

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:12

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Delete this crap

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:13

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Shitrrari

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:13

OhsH: Jan 12, 2008

stroll wdc 2018

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:13

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

This sport loving sucks

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:13

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

pik_d posted:

Are you ok

Clearly not, I forgot the apostrophe and had to go back and edit

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:13

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Delete this crap

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:13

The Unfetered One: May 31, 2011; by Lowtax

The Wirth Thread

I said it without loving up

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:13

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

OhsH posted:

stroll wdc 2018

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:14

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Stroll is bad and drives like farts

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:14

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby, this one is for you.

Stroll outscored McLaren by a grand total of 10 points. If you make a 50 dollar donation to a motorsport charity (open wheel preferred), I'll reduce your sentence to a month. Otherwise you can eat a 10 month probe.

You have two weeks.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:14

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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Norns posted:

Stroll is bad and drives like farts

This seems true even though I'm not sure how farts drive

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:15

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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iospace posted:

Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby,

OK, but which of us are you talking to?

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:15

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pik_d posted:

This seems true even though I'm not sure how farts drive

Turn your monitor

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:16

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

iospace posted:

Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby, this one is for you.

Stroll outscored McLaren by a grand total of 10 points. If you make a 50 dollar donation to a motorsport charity (open wheel preferred), I'll reduce your sentence to a month. Otherwise you can eat a 10 month probe.

You have two weeks.

What if he can't afford $50?

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:16

The Unfetered One: May 31, 2011; by Lowtax

iospace posted:

Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby, this one is for you.

Stroll outscored McLaren by a grand total of 10 points. If you make a 50 dollar donation to a motorsport charity (open wheel preferred), I'll reduce your sentence to a month. Otherwise you can eat a 10 month probe.

You have two weeks.

Someones been grabbing 1500's dick

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:16

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Wirth1000 posted:

What if he can't afford $50?

Probably shouldn't have made a stupid ban bet then lol

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:17

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

pik_d posted:

This seems true even though I'm not sure how farts drive

They get all over the place

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:17

djssniper: Jan 10, 2003

Usually good form to put the new thread link in the last post of the old one

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:17

The Unfetered One: May 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Off season thread been open 5 mins and its already terrible. I love off season threads so much, never change

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:17

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Turn your monitor

Ah, now I see your posts, I see how they drive now

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:18

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

TOXX COLLECTION POST

GramCracker posted:

Gimme a 3 day if Buttass places lower than 2nd in the WDC by the end of the last race

iospace posted:

For the record (mostly my records), the following have toxxed on the 2018 Williams seat:

-Wirth: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-Theophany: Paul di Resta gets it, otherwise a month off
-GramCracker: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-NtotheTC: A month if Kubica gets the seat.

~~To be determined for the parties involved.~~

:rip:

Wirth1000, Theophany, and GramCracker

wicka posted:

iospace, please ban me if Fernando Alonso does not win the 2018 FIA Formula One World Drivers' Championship.

To be determined.

Wirth1000 posted:

Ban me if Alonso wins the title next season in the 2018 FIA Formula 1 World Championship

Trust me, folks, it hurts ME to make that kind of toxx.

TBD

1500quidporsche posted:

serve me a fresh hot month long probie if the Big Kube outscores Are Lance in 2018.

~~Obviously null and void if Kube doesn't get the ride.~~ Voided, Kubica didn't get the ride.

Powershift posted:

I'll take a 24 hour if Alonso's team beats Stroll's team at the 24 hours of Daytona.

~~Your (likely) funeral.~~ Stroll's team did better :negative:

1500quidporsche posted:

Mods probate me for a month and change my name to 1500quidpoocati if Andrea Dovizioso does not win the 2018 MotoGP championship

Noted.

OhsH posted:

Toxx me one month for every race that Stroll doesn't finish.

The month will reset every time he fails to finish, as it has been agreed upon.

Wirth1000 posted:

Ban me if Stroll wins a race.

Doesn't even matter the season just keep this as a rolling toxx.

Sounds good.

DoctorGonzo posted:

if ferrari doesnt win the title probate me from the off season thread

You sure? Alright.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

I will watch an entire MLS match if Lewis Hamilton wins the title in 2018.

Rhopunzel posted:

Toxx me if McLaren don't win a race

With one month as the punishment, enforced at the end of the season.

iospace fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Feb 9, 2018

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:19

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016

Where are the formula A-D and F-H threads? No one cares about formula E.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:20

Falken: Jan 26, 2004; Do you feel like a hero yet?

I love Formula I

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:20

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Falken posted:

I love Formula I

One love it too, op

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:22

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

Falken posted:

I love Formula I

Same OP

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:22

DapperDraculaDeer: Aug 4, 2007; Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

I hope this trend of posters gambling via Toxx clauses continues because the absence of the people doing it makes the thread a much better place.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:22

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ilmucche posted:

Where are the formula A-D and F-H threads? No one cares about mgp2

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:24

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Falken posted:

I love Formula I

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:24

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

lmao di Resta is not getting the Williams seat.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:26

Tsaedje: May 11, 2007; BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Maybe it's a Roman numeral, ever thought of that?

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:26

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Posting from a bus stop in the dark just to get in on the ground floor of what is sure to be an epic thread.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:28

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

Thanks Ants posted:

lmao di Resta is not getting the Williams seat.

Pretty sure he's been struck from all contention for the seat. Enjoy your I month probation, Theophany, you hack Strollist.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:29

The Unfetered One: May 31, 2011; by Lowtax

ilmucche posted:

Where are the formula A-D and F-H threads? No one cares about Moto GP.

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:29

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:31

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

learnincurve posted:

Posting from a bus stop in the dark just to get in on the ground floor of what is sure to be an epic thread.

Stay safe

# ? Nov 26, 2017 17:29

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