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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Alright, Astoundingly Ugly Baby, this one is for you.

Stroll outscored McLaren by a grand total of 10 points. If you make a 50 dollar donation to a motorsport charity (open wheel preferred), I'll reduce your sentence to a month. Otherwise you can eat a 10 month probe.

You have two weeks.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


TOXX COLLECTION POST

GramCracker posted:

Gimme a 3 day if Buttass places lower than 2nd in the WDC by the end of the last race

:rip:

iospace posted:

For the record (mostly my records), the following have toxxed on the 2018 Williams seat:

-Wirth: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-Theophany: Paul di Resta gets it, otherwise a month off
-GramCracker: Kubica gets the seat, otherwise a month off
-NtotheTC: A month if Kubica gets the seat.

To be determined for the parties involved.

:rip: Wirth1000, Theophany, and GramCracker

wicka posted:

iospace, please ban me if Fernando Alonso does not win the 2018 FIA Formula One World Drivers' Championship.



To be determined.

Wirth1000 posted:

:toxx: Ban me if Alonso wins the title next season in the 2018 FIA Formula 1 World Championship :toxx:

Trust me, folks, it hurts ME to make that kind of toxx.

TBD

1500quidporsche posted:

:toxx: serve me a fresh hot month long probie if the Big Kube outscores Are Lance in 2018.

Obviously null and void if Kube doesn't get the ride. Voided, Kubica didn't get the ride.

Powershift posted:

:toxx: I'll take a 24 hour if Alonso's team beats Stroll's team at the 24 hours of Daytona.

Your (likely) funeral. Stroll's team did better :negative:

1500quidporsche posted:

Mods probate me for a month and change my name to 1500quidpoocati if Andrea Dovizioso does not win the 2018 MotoGP championship :toxx:

Noted.

OhsH posted:

Toxx me one month for every race that Stroll doesn't finish.

The month will reset every time he fails to finish, as it has been agreed upon.

Wirth1000 posted:

Ban me if Stroll wins a race.

Doesn't even matter the season just keep this as a rolling toxx.

Sounds good.

DoctorGonzo posted:

if ferrari doesnt win the title probate me from the off season thread

You sure? Alright.

Feels Villeneuve posted:

I will watch an entire MLS match if Lewis Hamilton wins the title in 2018.

:stonk:

Rhopunzel posted:

Toxx me if McLaren don't win a race :getin:

With one month as the punishment, enforced at the end of the season.

iospace fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Feb 9, 2018

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Falken posted:

I love Formula I

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


learnincurve posted:

Posting from a bus stop in the dark just to get in on the ground floor of what is sure to be an epic thread.

Quoting you to let you know your old tags are in the queue.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


geonetix posted:

drat I missed todays' race. No matter, let the bacon briefcases reign

I didn't watch either. Sleeping was a better use of my time.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


djssniper posted:

Thought it was Pole, Win and Fastest lap tbh

Nah, it's where you get a home run with the bases loaded in baseball.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Is it a hat trick or a triple crown? :thunk:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Carth Dookie posted:

Thread title right there

On phone, thread title changes are a massive pain in the rear end.

Will do later

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

Would it be okay if I donated $50 to one of the FIA Foundation charities?

Sure

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

Would it be okay if I donated $50 to one of the FIA Foundation charities?

provide evidence, for what it's worth, namely the receipt email with all the personal info bits edited out.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


DoctorGonzo posted:

So they are not motosport anymore but an entertainment company? Liberty is run by Vince Mcmahon and Malasya was a screwjob to keep the WDC and WCC from Scuderia Ferrari.

Nice meltdown

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Tsaedje posted:

For a clowncar to wear

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I slept in.

My physics professor recorded it and turned it off halfway through

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


wicka posted:

iospace, please ban me if Fernando Alonso does not win the 2018 FIA Formula One World Drivers' Championship.



It has been noted.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Khablam posted:

Or the 6 months til it's mathematically impossible, at least.

So after Australia then.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wirth1000 posted:

:toxx: Ban me if Alonso wins the title next season in the 2018 FIA Formula 1 World Championship :toxx:

Trust me, folks, it hurts ME to make that kind of toxx.

It has been noted

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:



I can post a picture of the charge on my checking account if that's not enough proof. I used Google's currency converter to see how much $50 was in GBP (evidently 37.41??) but the charge on my checking account is showing $49.93. The deal was a $50 donation so if $49.93 isn't close enough, punish me accordingly.

Alright, that will do. Any special requests for the probation reason?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


It is in the queue. Enjoy your last few hours before it gets processed :)

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


The Unfetered One posted:

Bobby K may not have been a driver that set the field alight, but as it is he is great PR for the circus that is F1 at the moment.
Imagine F1 having the first disabled driver since Massa retired, will firmly cement the Williams team as a team of equality champions.

Great for F1 PR, great for Williams PR, and great for disability/serious injury to take a back seat.

tl;dr its all a publicity stunt

F1 is no different than NASCAR in wanting off the track drama driving eyeballs to the TV and butts to the seat. So yeah, you're probably right.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


reminder that Mercedes is pulling out of DTM

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


CratSock posted:

If true, it's still a more believable and deserving publicity driver than Carmen "LOL" Jorda was.

OK, what actually is the deal with Kubica's arm? That gif made it look like the hand doesn't have any mobility. I just assumed that it was all still functioning, just reduced in strength and range of motion kind of.

I'd take Danica Patrick over Jorda any day.

Michelle Mouton over both, but that goes without saying.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Feels Villeneuve posted:

There's always Shirley Muldowney, too.

First three time top fuel champion.

Also Leah Pritchett and the Force daughters.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


1500quidporsche posted:

:toxx: serve me a fresh hot month long probie if the Big Kube outscores Are Lance in 2018.

Noted, or will be anyway :effort:

Also:

Wirth1000 posted:

:toxx: ban DrGonzo if Ferrari don't win the 2018 WDC AND WCC :toxx:

Noted

I won't do this unless Gonzo actually says it's cool. I'm not that big of a jackass.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wirth1000 posted:

How big is your list of toxx clauses we may be going a little overboard here

"Four" currently unresolved, though one is the entirety of William's next driver.. The post has three of them + gram's from the old thread, I'll add the latest one when I get home.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


*ahem* LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Isn't there this woman driver over in Japan who is smoking everyone in karts right now?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


CratSock posted:

Don't make his toxx a ban, make it a name change to DoctorGrossjeans.


Lewis, your job is to fly around the world to exotic locations to get pampered and race fast cars, while you get paid millions of dollars. You're not exactly working the night shift on an assembly line for minimum wage. What, exactly is this keeping you away from?

EDIT: Oh, and also... you're 32 years old. Just for perspective.

#Ithoughtyouwereblessed?

I think it's a bit different given his job here. He knows his day job has a non-trivial risk of death compared to other jobs, and he by this point has enough money saved up that he could probably live comfortably for a few lifetimes. Will he? Probably not. Maybe once he loses his edge he might, but until then he's chasing Schumi's WDC record.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Norns posted:

To be fair I'd sit on a beach and smoke massive amounts of weed with cool dogs

I know you do one of them, but do you have any dogs?

Plus, wouldn't you be sick of water by this point?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Norns posted:

Some of you have legitimate brain damage

Only some?

And yes, I include myself in that category too.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


1500quidporsche posted:

Nico quit cause he won and doesn't need a tax dodging jet.

Because he's done it forever.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


One of these days I'm going to Chicago for the NHRA races there.

I heard drag racing, especially the top classes, are something you have to experience in person.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


wicka posted:

Williams giving a Massa another year was the worst decision any F1 team has made since 2014. Frank must walk.

It was an "OH poo poo" decision when Mercedes came knocking for Bottas more than anything if you ask me.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Norns posted:

Lol wheeliams

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Pirate Radar posted:

Between Frank, Kubica, and Stroll the team almost has a whole functioning person

Add in Massa and you might get a spring in their step.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:vince:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


learnincurve posted:

Only 5 out of the 25 drivers in the 2011 season are still in F1. Alonso, Lewis, Perez, Ricciado and Vettel.

I'm going with that's a bit disingenuous because that's the one of seasons Kimi missed.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Powershift posted:

F1 engine wins

Ford: 176
Chevy: nada

Fixed that for you (yes I know, most of them were Ford-badged Cosworths).

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



I'm the airbags.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Human Grand Prix posted:







The Marlboro Alfas ran a more orange-red which didn't look too bad.

They did the same thing when they did "WE'RE TOTALLY NOT SPONSORING PENSKE, HONEST" at the tail end of tobacco's involvement in US motorsports:

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wirth1000 posted:

I love the livery concept and hyped to see LeClerc in F1.

Ericsson who cares. He's never caused anything to illicit backlash.

The whole poo poo this summer regarding them taking on Honda was I think caused by his backers.

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