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Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012



[SCRAMBLE / HP: 2/ MOVE: 1 / CHITINOUS CARAPACE / REGENERATION] 0 luxe
[BetaEnforcer / HP3/6 /MOVE 2/Fuel 3]

"Gah, kill it! Kill it!"

Scramble brings up the the rig's gun and squeezes off a burst.

Attack: 1d8 3

Wide. (Unless the scope applies, then I need to reroll)

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Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010




[OPERATIVE DELTA/ HP 2/3 / MOVE3 / LUX = 0 RETRACTABLE BLADE]

Another Beta. Great. In his state, there's only one thing Delta can do - get into proper sniping posision.

Squidpack to 06.06

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The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Please... Don't read this post where other people can see...


[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / 9L, 7F / CYBER: RIG JACK]

"Good to see you again, Midge! We've got a Rig here so that you can actually get around at a reasonable speed! You should've seen... Cryo, right? Yeah, you should've seen Cryo at work, it was something else!"

Stev tried to get close to take a swing at the big mutant, but with the constant blasts of Midge's shotgun, that was easier said than done.

Hammer Time!: 1d6 2

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

Money And Power Through Homicide!


Consortium BEADZ is providing charity to the wreckers!!!!!!! If you like this music then donate your like or your luxes to be distributed to entrents!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ndk0vmxsaM

Any company or contestant can enter and any can contribute. (This is about as secure as bitcoin)

Everyone is an Orokos roll from winning it big.

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Hell Gem

Grognan posted:

Consortium BEADZ is providing charity to the wreckers!!!!!!! If you like this music then donate your like or your luxes to be distributed to entrents!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ndk0vmxsaM

Any company or contestant can enter and any can contribute. (This is about as secure as bitcoin)

Everyone is an Orokos roll from winning it big.


Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 5/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 02
Loadout: Squidpack, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs

Kal Risso's robust heart quickened with a start as soon as the sharp staccato and bass of a classical-era electronica song from yesteryear started thumping and jumping into his neuroaural transciever interface.

His pace started building along with the music's mounting beat as he locked eyes with the Squamous Horror standing right before him.

Kal muttured to himself, "...Bees?"

The Squamous Horror lunged, its slavering tongue stretching out into impossible dimensions.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?





[CRYO / HP: 2 [RIG: 3] / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 10 / LUXE: 0 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]

HEY TUMOR-FACE! THERE'S.... UH..... THERE'S LOTS OF DELICIOUS SPICY HEAD MEAT IN THAT HOLE OVER THERE!

Improvise!: 1d6 5
Sinkhole big mutant: 1d8 4
Sinkhole little mutant: 1d8 2
Sinkhole other little mutant: 1d8 1

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011






1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON
Retreats to 01.00!


2. STEV ANSAHOK
Stev misses Mutant Stalker!


3. CRYO
A collapsing sinkhole snares Mutant Stalker, disabling it!


4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH
Mutant Grunt 1 misses Midge!
Mutant Grunt 2 misses Midge!

Midge attacks Mutant Grunt! Mutant Grunt 1 takes 3 damage and dies!
Shotgun Rampage! Mutant Grunt 2 takes 2 damage and dies!
Shotgun Rampage! Mutant Stalker takes 1 damage!

An unexploded warhead rattles alarmingly...But nothing happens.

2 Luxe are uploaded to Midge Gureyevitch's account for mutant bounties!

Gureyevitch, harnessing fell sorcery to demolish the mutant foe.
Mutants don't like getting shot in the face, Haze; in fact, they hate it. But you'll love the Toxivibe Plus, from Bacillimax. No more daily paralytic injections, Hazel!
You mean there's an easier way to maintain a stylish grimace?
The Toxivibe Plus uses ultrasonic waves to massage open the pores of your face skin and introduce the anaerobic toxins! No needles, no assistant, no mess! Toxivibe Plus, from Bacillimax, The Bugs you Trust.


6. KAL RISSO
Crane boom misses Squamous Horror!
Squamous Horror strikes Kal Risso for 2 damage!

Delphi Pharma spends 18 Luxe on Behalf of Kal Risso for Drone Delivery of an Experimental Rad Innoculation! It will arrive on Sponsor Phase.


7. OPERATIVE DELTA
Retreats to 06.06!



8.DOOBRIE
Doobrie misses Squamous Horror!
Squamous Horror misses Doobrie!

Doobrie dancing on the knife edge of survival here, Haze
He'll either dig deep, grab that white-hot spark of survival instinct, and come out on top despite the towering odds against him, or...He won't do that.


9. SCRAMBLE
Scramble misses Squamous Horror!




Wreckers, take Action!



Sponsor-Only Map


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Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...


[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 6 / CYBER: BONE LACING]

Bobby-Jack paced about, looking for this and looking for that.

Ooh what was that?

A rare collector's bottle cap!

Salvaging for that Luxe: 1d6= 1

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Please... Don't read this post where other people can see...


[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / 9L, 7F / CYBER: RIG JACK]

Stev peered down into the sinkhole, watching the mutant try to climb out. He'd probably manage it eventually, but it'd take a while. Whistling, he started picking through the newly exposed rubble.

"Anyways, like I was saying--Rig's yours, Midge. We could stick around, put we've picked this place pretty well clean, and it's probably about to collapse into the earth anyways. Looking at the map, we should be able to tour a nice little string of wrecks around here. You're welcome to come if you want, Cryo!"

Salvage!: 1d6 5

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017




[DOOBRIE / HP2/3 /MOVE 2/CYBER-RIGSPIKE]

Doobrie mashes some buttons on his wrist comm with one hand as his grapple retracts. Scan Pulling the Stinger up as it loads the harpoon back into itself, he holds out his hand to the creature, walking slowly around it, avoiding all the tangled tongue and dripping ooze.

"Lessen moite, yew en moi, ah aloike en saw menoi wois."
Subtitles: "listen mate, you and me, are alike in so many ways."

The horror's mouth flaps open horrifically as it's reaching tongue seeks out flesh.

"Woi ah tew pois en ah pad"
"We are just two peas in a pod".

As his scan completes, pings it's results, he glanced at the output, moves to the edge of the ship, sunlight creeping in.

"Scrahmbahl, ha's y' nyew leags foilin'"
Scramble, how's your new legs feeling?

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Hell Gem


Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 3/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 02
Loadout: Squidpack, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs

Miraculously, Kal Risso managed to extricate himself from of the sticky maw of the gibbering lizard beast and ran for shelter from its probing adhesive tongue. He was injured from the fiend's senseless biting, but he wasn't at death's door. He'd have to check himself for infections, later. Maybe a saltwater bath might help kill off any unwanted pathogens...

Knowing his luck, it would only attract this planet's version of a shark, whatever that was.

Taking cover from the malicious hell-monster, he climbed atop a rigid metal structure to take stock of his environment and act accordingly.

SCANNING the region...

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012



[SCRAMBLE / HP: 2/ MOVE: 1 / CHITINOUS CARAPACE / REGENERATION] 0 luxe
[BetaEnforcer / HP3/6 /MOVE 2/Fuel 3]


"Quit trying to reason with it. The more I look at it, the more it reminds me of an ex. If it's anything like Chad there's no hope of peaceful interaction."

Scramble takes a moment to size up the battlefield. Prepping for an Ambush, in case this barbecue gets any hotter.

"I'm not legging it. Someone has to stay or that tongue could catch you on the way out. Besides, this clanker," The rig taps its chest with surprising dexterity. "can take a shot or two."

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker



[MIDGE/ HP: 5 / MOVE: 1 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:3

He appraised the rig with professional interest, smiling broadly.

"A Gamma Enforcer, yes? Been a while since I drove one of these. Oh, and before I forget, I picked up these on the way here."

He handed over 3 Luxe to Stev, and clambered aboard the rig.

Mount the Rig, 3 Luxe to Stev.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.



Rook Engineered Organisms

This is Rook.

In recognition of extraordinary survival skills in a Neötype, Rook will grant a boon to [Kal Risso].

ENjOY

Do not take our boon as a sign of our favour.

Only use it and crush your foes in combat.

BLOOdLUST

Only survive and grant us a portion of your flesh.

FLeSH

Such that we may grow bountiful crops from your superior genes.

ENjOY

This was Rook.

(Dropping a Supply Drop at 11.03. 25 Luxe cost mostly coming him, subsidized by my 5 Luxe sponsor Bux

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Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010





[OPERATIVE DELTA/ HP 2/3 / MOVE3 / LUX = 10 RETRACTABLE BLADE]
Ahhh, just where he left it. Now to get into a nice perch...
Salvage the rich salvage for Salvage roll: 3d6 10

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?





[CRYO / HP: 2 [RIG: 3] / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 10 / LUXE: 5 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]
Oh, that's a good shiny....

Say, "Midge", was it? You wouldn't happen to, uh, know half of a very interesting coordinate would you? I do believe we can help each other out here....

Salvage: 1d6 5

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker



[MIDGE/ HP: 5 / MOVE: 1 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:0

That got his attention.

"Is that so? Just happens that I do. Shall we see if they fit together?"

He approached the other wrecker with his half, looking to see if he had the other. He covered the data on his until they were adjacent, at which time he lifted his hand, showing to both of the others present that The scrambled coords read: (04.xx)

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011







1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON
Salvages for 1 Luxe!


2. STEV ANSAHOK
Receives 3 Luxe from "Midge" Gureyevitch!
Salvages for 5 Luxe!


With Gureyevitch and Cryo together, they've got the entire coordinates for the hidden Vault, Rev.
The key's still in mutant hands, Haze, but keys are for the lazy. Some skill and beef should get them past any so-called security measures.
Just kick down your own door every morning, do you?
You know it, lovely Hazel. The infra-pittance I pay for replacement doors pales in comparison to the raw vigor and confidence the act of door-kicking dumps into my finely-tuned endocrine system and incinerates my complacency.


3. CRYO
Salvages for 5!


4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH
3 Luxe sent to Stev Ansahok!
Mounts Gamma Enforcer!



6. KAL RISSO
Scanning...
....................................................................................
.................................................................................................................
..................................................................................................
Scan complete. No contacts detected.


Rook EngOrg spends 25 Luxe (6 Sponsor, 19 Wrecker) on behalf of Kal Risso for a Supply Drop! It will arrive on Sponsor Phase.


7. OPERATIVE DELTA
Salvages Rich Salvage for 10 Luxe!


8.DOOBRIE
Scanning...
........................................................................................................................
.............................................................................................
............................................................................................................
Scan complete. No contacts detected.



9. SCRAMBLE
Ambush readied!




Decree Aeropaths have confirmed: A RUSTSTORM is inbound!

Problem: City streets choked with millions of derelict vehicles. Solution? Airborne metal-eating picoswarms to turn that problem into resources.
Hey, what could go wrong? This heavily-redacted climate science book says: Nothing at all!

quote:

Prevailing Conditions for Round 6:
The Salvage Action will produce an additonal 1 Luxe per die!
All successful attacks against Rigs will do 1 additonal damage!
In Hazard Phase, all rigs outside a hex with a structure will take 1 damage!

Additional hazards to be revealed as the ruststorm intensifies!








Mounted Wreckers, wounded wreckers, upgraded weapons and a ruststorm.
The lives of our competitors teeter on a knife's edge, Haze. A precarious-rear end balance between glory and oblivion, with praise to the victor and woe to the conquered.
And also Bobby-Jack was there.
Well, regardless of Johnson's ultimate motives, Hazel, you can't deny that he's having a real effect on the texture of the battlefield, for good or dank.
I suppose stirring up a mutant horde qualifies as a texture change.
Bobby-Jack's neighborhood is rapidly gettin' to be the spiciest of neighborhoods.




Supply Drop! A materiel crate has deployed at 11.03!

Drone Delivery! Kal Risso receives an Experimental Rad Innoculation!


Don't believe the label, Risso! Scuttlebutt from the Sponsor Lounge says that hēihu jab's got some staying power. Hope that's all the extra it's packing! Also, I know how chāo-k it looks, but jack that jazz into your buttmeat, not your neck. Lookin' at some dissolved-rear end arteries, otherwise, gēmen!

quote:

Female VO: Experimental items cost half the luxe and have their efficacy increased in some way, but will cause unforseen and potentially hazardous side-effects!

quote:

The following Sponsors receive a 5 Luxe stipend this round:
Vesuvius Space BBQ
Delphi Pharma
Rook EngOrg
Consortium BEEZ BEADZ

Sponsor Accounts stand as follows:
Vesuvius Space BBQ: 10L.
Pertinax Ammofab: 5L.
RookEngOrg: 4L.
Dr. Yith's Cyberdriver: 0L.
Delphi Pharma: 5L.
Consortium BEADZ: 5L.

Thank you.

quote:

Current Wrecker Account stands as follows:
1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON: 17L.
2. STEV ANSAHOK: 44L.
3. CRYO: 73L.
4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH: 14L.
6. KAL RISSO: 0L.
7. OPERATIVE DELTA: 4L.
8.DOOBRIE: 9L.
9. SCRAMBLE: 0L.



Wreckers, get moving!



Sponsor-Only Map


Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Hell Gem


Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 3/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 02
Loadout: Squidpack, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Rad Innoculation

Kal Risso couldn't believe it! The almighty eyes in the sky had witnessed his plight and sent him what he'd asked for! As the delivery drone deftly departed, Kal was swept up in a wave of gratitude for the great maker of this fine product... after a snapping into a series of flexing action poses, Kal bowed, waved to the skies like he was in an invisible ticker-tape parade, and then ripped open the packaging with alacrity.

Inside, Kal found a pristine syringe encapsulating a sparkly fluid, which glowed a beautifully violent shade of purple... huh? Kal hadn't realized they were giving out the good stuff to Wreckers. It looked to be straight out of a holo-film...

"Thanks Delphi Pharma! Thanks to you I won't need to melt into-"

That's when when the second package "landed."

A dispatch-class aero delivery drone crowned by a large rippling holo-banner of a chess piece and an avian flew overhead and nonchalantly dropped its burden - a crate with a mystery package within - somewhere over the large crane. The delivery box plummeted from the sky, corrected itself with micro-thrusters until it was hovering politely in midair, and then in burst into splinters as the lashing tongue of the Squamous Horror broadsided the crate and drew its precious cargo inside of itself...

"Pack this lot, I'm not going back into that shivheave's mouth if I can help it."

Kal Risso scanned the horizon with his retinal binoculars. There! In the water! He'd spotted it when he was higher above ground, earlier. Now it was just sitting there, jutting out from the brackish grey seas like a sore metal thumb. It must be grounded on some reef in the shallows of the inlet, Kal wagered. He pumped himself up with rebreathing exercises and got ready to jump in.

The water was strangely warm, once you got used to it. Kal Risso thanked his lucky stars that he'd bought that chemproof sleeve for his COMMS tablet. You never know when an official missive from the games might make its way across the ether, and Kal Risso wanted to be prepared for anything, even liquids.

11.03 -> 10.04 -> 10.05

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Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...


[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 6 / CYBER: BONE LACING]

Bobby-Jack held up a finger as the wind started to pick up, and thoughtfully licked it after a couple particulates had gathered. He grimaced. A ruststorm.

Well.

It could work to his advantage for now. Unless it got worse. Which it probably would.

Pacing about in my current Hex of 01.00 to uncover its Encounter.

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012



[SCRAMBLE / HP: 2/ MOVE: 1 / CHITINOUS CARAPACE / REGENERATION] 0 luxe
[BetaEnforcer / HP3/6 /MOVE 2/Fuel 3]


The wind picks up, bringing with it the sound of billions of tiny metallic impacts that blend together into a eerie roar.

"Well that settles that."

Don't move. Hexes I mean. Standing still while fighting this monstrosity would be bad.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017




[DOOBRIE / HP2/3 /MOVE 2/CYBER-RIGSPIKE]

Doobrie looks back at Scramble "Moi hearaw" before legging it as fast as he can.

10.08≥09.07≥08.07

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?





[CRYO / HP: 2 [RIG: 3] / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 10 / LUXE: 5 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]
Yes.... yeeesssssssss........

Cryo quickly reveals the other half of the coord [MIDGE/STEV] XX.10 and hastens off to [MIDGE/STEV] 04.07

Move to 04.07

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker



[MIDGE/ HP: 5 [RIG:3]/ MOVE: 1 [RIG:2]/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:0

"Oh, now that's an interesting place. Onwards, yes?"

He revved up his Enforcer and stomped off, keeping pace with Cryo.

Move to 04:07

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Please... Don't read this post where other people can see...


[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / 17L, 7F / CYBER: RIG JACK]

"Right then! Let's give this a go!"

Moving to 04.07

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Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011






1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON
No movement.



2. STEV ANSAHOK
Moves to 04.07!


Chāo-zhng gallbladders today, chief. No keeping bile in a bucket for you!


3. CRYO
Moves to 04.07!


Hey, zhngmēi, got a tube of trauma-paste here, caulk up those bullet holes. Good lean protein, very little radcoon!


4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH
Moves to 04.07!


You like...bonez? Got a special on bonez, mate-dog. Today only, free installation!


6. KAL RISSO
Moves to 10.05!



quote:

If DERELICT is clear of active encounters, you may roll 1d6 to Salvage as usual. Instead of that number of Luxe, however, your roll will determine what premium loot you gain, from a table populated by the items in the image!

If Risso can clear out the opposition, he'll be able to dive in take a chance scrounge up something hopefully good.
It's a risky-rear end propo to stick around, though, Haze; it's a dangeresque enviro. Addo, his banging around might attract more enemies, and any mutants he finds are gonna be all radded-out and kill-horny!

7. OPERATIVE DELTA
No movement.
No encounter.



8.DOOBRIE
Moves to 08.07!



9. SCRAMBLE
No movement.





Encounters, Ho!



Sponsor-Only Map


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Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...


[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 6 / CYBER: BONE LACING]

Oh come on now. These ones weren't even hanging around something worth taking!

And just like that, Bobby-Jack performed his magic trick once again.

Squidpacking to 00.00

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017




[DOOBRIE / HP2/3 /MOVE 2/CYBER-RIGSPIKE]

"Aw, ah croipey crawly, saw cyawt!"
Subtitles: aw, a creepy crawly, so cute!"

Dr Stinger the crawler

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010




[OPERATIVE DELTA/ HP 2/3 / MOVE3 / LUX = 10 RETRACTABLE BLADE]




I accidentally edited this post instead of quoting it: nothing of value was lost but a missed shot.

Nothingtoseehere fucked around with this message at Dec 24, 2017 around 15:56

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Hell Gem


Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 3/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 02
Loadout: Squidpack, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Rad Innoculation

Kal Risso pulled himself onto the small patch of dry land where the rusted submarine had grounded itself. He shook himself off from all the moisture he'd collected. The Derelict loomed overhead, bleak and imposing and hopefully inert. Kal jammed the sharp end of his Rad Innoculation into the meat of his left buttock and depressed the syringe's plunger. Ah, that is the good stuff. He could already feel a strange jittery tingle leaving his body as the medicines set to work, coursing through his Neotypical bio-systems.

As Kal approached the Derelict, a Gamma Enforcer hidden in the shallows lurched into its upright bipedal stance, water sloshing down from its chassis, and started scanning for his bio-signs. Kal ducked for cover, but it was too late - he'd been spotted! Running behind a jutting rock outcropping, Kal lured the bipedal machine toward a tightly-packed cluster of brightly-marked barrels. When the Enforcer got near enough, Kal raised his arms and opened fire.

Rad Inocculation is used! Improvise against the Gamma Enforcer: 1d6 2 Explosive Barrels Versus the Gamma Enforcer: 1d8 8

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Please... Don't read this post where other people can see...


[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / 7L, 7F / CYBER: RIG JACK]

Stev leaned in, examining the merchant's wares closely, thinking it over.

"Well, I don't actually know what a gallbladder does, but you make a strong case for it. Sure, I could go for some extra bits. You never know when they'll come in handy! It won't take too long, right?"

Go from 17 Luxe to 7 to try and get an extra hp.

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012



[SCRAMBLE / HP: 2/ MOVE: 1 / CHITINOUS CARAPACE / REGENERATION] 0 luxe
[BetaEnforcer / HP3/6 /MOVE 2/Fuel 3]


"Just you and me here now, ugly."

Attack: 1d8 1

Hmm, surprisingly nimble for giant sack of fat and teeth. No doubt Scramble is about to get a closer look at the latter.

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011






1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON
Retreats to 00.00!

quote:

Female VO: Bobby-Jack Johnson has reached the Zodiac Beacon! As the first Wrecker to do so, 20 Luxe has been uploaded to his account.
Crab battle crab battle crab battle!
It's incredibly charming that you think Johnson will actually do something here, Rev.
Between that global-rear end alert and that sweet little Luxe bump sweetening up his options, Haze, he might just decide now's the time for mas postura activa, broof'n.


2. STEV ANSAHOK
Stev Ansahok's Max HP are increased by 1!
Stev Ansahok suffers malpractice!
Stev Ansahok mutates!

quote:

Stev Ansahok gains the mutation: Amygdalic Hypermegaly!
If enemies are present during Encounter Phase, the subject upscales all attacks, but must attack. In combats where the subject takes damage, the subject's attacks deal double damage!

A little part of your brain you can't even pronounce is grotesquely swollen, and it just makes you so mad!

quote:

Mutatis Mutandis! 10 Luxe has been uploaded to Cryo, Stev Ansahok, and Kal Risso for being the first Wreckers to mutate in the field!


3. CRYO
Cryo's HP are restored by 1!
Cryo suffers malpractice!
Cryo mutates!

quote:

Cryo gains the mutation: Traumatic Scleroderma!
Subject ignores the first 2 damage from attacks, but all of subject's attacks are downscaled during encounters when they are successfully hit by an attack.

Your skin responds to incoming trauma by rapidly keratinizing. It's great protection, but it's hard to pull a trigger with a crab claw.

quote:

Mutatis Mutandis! 10 Luxe has been uploaded to Cryo, Stev Ansahok, and Kal Risso for being the first Wreckers to mutate in the field!

4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH
Turtle egg! No free samples, shǎguā!


6. KAL RISSO

quote:

Experimental Rad Innoculation
Kal Risso is innoculated against Rad Damage for 3 rounds of exposure!
Kal Risso Mutates!
Kal Risso gains the mutation: Nuclear Reservoir.
When the subject is protected from Radiation damage by an innoculation, they receive a Rad Token. If the subject has more Rad Tokens than HP during Hazard Phase, they lose one Rad Token and transform the current hex into a Rad Zone.

Your mutable flesh has formed a cyst to quarantine radioactive materials away from your unprotected vitals...Careful not to perforate it!

quote:

Mutatis Mutandis! 10 Luxe has been uploaded to Cryo, Stev Ansahok, and Kal Risso for being the first Wreckers to mutate in the field!
Gamma Enforcer attacks Kal Risso! Kal Risso takes 1 damage!
Red Barrels explode! Gamma Enforcer takes 3 damage and is destroyed!


7. OPERATIVE DELTA
Misses Beta Enforcer!


8.DOOBRIE
Doobrie attacks Gamma Crawler! Gamma Crawler takes 4 damage and is disabled!


9. SCRAMBLE
Scramble misses Squamous Horror!
Squamous Horror attacks Scramble! Scramble's Beta Enforcer takes 3 damage and is destroyed!
Scramble ejects safely!




Wreckers take Action!



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Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Hell Gem


Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 2/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 02 Fuel: 00 Rad Innoculation: 3
Loadout: Squidpack, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 0

Kal Risso picked himself back onto his feet, his head still reeling from the high-pitched drone ringing between his ears. He cleared his eyes from acute visual static and checked his biosystems for damage. He'd been shot and taken a piece of shrapnel to the third lung. He could already feel it welling, filling up with coagulant even as he told his body to ignore the pain, recycle the lung for nutrients, and soldier on. Ah, thank the lady luck that those explosive barrels had been there, ready to blow, here in the middle of this life-forsaken rust storm. Those fiery explosions had rocked the enforcer onto its side, and all the windswept rust had jammed up the Enforcer's systems until it had become entirely inoperable. That had been just the one-two combo that Kal had needed to take out that Gamma Enforcer in one swift-ish motion. Still... Kal grimaced as he pushed on the wound from all directions to expel the bullet.

Injured but not totally wrecked REKT, Kal had reached the goal he'd originally set for himself when this game had only just begun: to find out the secrets at the very bottom of Bottom. Finally, he had the Derelict all to himself.

Kal Risso climbed atop the rusted submarine and bust open its hatch, carefully navigating his way along the sharp spikes of ancient rust deposits. He could already feel his blood starting to boil and his hair standing on end from the ambient radioactivity. It would be best if he didn't have to stay here terribly long....

Kal Risso salvages! Salvage Roll - Derelict Submarine: 1d6 2

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017




[DOOBRIE / HP2/3 /MOVE 2/CYBER-RIGSPIKE]

Doobrie grapples up to the hatch on the rig, forcing it open and throwing the newtie inside to its death. As the beta's destruction is announced over the comm he flinches. "Egh, peel aht Schrahmahl" (forgetting about scramble 1 movement and the horrors 1 range tongue grab). He presses buttons in the crawler, activating the sensory suite. Busted. Shaking his head, he tears off the control panel, harvesting some valuable electronics, before getting to work on the rest of the rapidly crumbling rig.
Subtitles: peel out, Scramble

Free action mount the rig/dismount
Loot the crawler: 1d6 5+1=6

WereGoat fucked around with this message at Dec 24, 2017 around 15:59

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Please... Don't read this post where other people can see...


[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 4 / MOVE: 2 / 7L, 7F / CYBER: RIG JACK /MUTATION: AMYGDALIC HYPERCEPHALY]

Stev sat up on the crude operating table, and pulled his hat down over his slightly-enlarged skull. He hadn't really thought that the extra bits in question were going to be extra bits of brain, but hey, he wasn't the doctor here. Say, what was that buzzing noise? Like someone was whispering in his ear...

killkillkillsmashbreaktheirbonesrendtheirfleshdrinktheirbloodTAKETHEIRSKULLSTAKETHEIRSKULLSTAKETHEIRSKULLS

Huh. That was going to be kind of annoying. Well, nothing to be done for it right now. Just gotta keep the eyes on the prize.

Salvage!

The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at Dec 26, 2017 around 02:37

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010




[OPERATIVE DELTA/ HP 2/3 / MOVE3 / LUX = 10 RETRACTABLE BLADE]

Well, while waiting for the Beta to come back into sights, nothing better to do than look around.

Ambush, just in case

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And then peace will reign, and the world, and all humanity, shall bow to me in humble gratitude...


[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 6 / CYBER: BONE LACING]

Bobby-Jack paced around the beacon. It was a terrifying thing, full of ill intent. Capable of summoning a thing that would certainly crush his frail bones underfoot, causing him to die in horrid anguish and misery in this plasted hellscape.

And so there he stood, craven Bobby-Jack Johnson, frozen in fright by the horrific imagery he was busy painting in his own mind.

But some things had to be done. And he had a plan that just might even work. I activate the Zodiac Beacon.

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007



Yam Slacker



[MIDGE/ HP: 5 [RIG:3]/ MOVE: 1 [RIG:2]/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:0

The burly slav took in the full panorama whilst his teammates were getting their innards poked by a Lung Bandit, and shared his findings with Stev and Cryo once done.

Scan, invoking the Spinal Antenna.

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Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011



Wreckmas Update is scheduled for tonight, so you still have a couple of hours to get your Action orders in before a heartless machine takes your turn for you!

After tonight's update, game updates will be on holiday hiatus until the 29th; you are welcome and encouraged to continue making Sponsor and/or flavor posts in the meantime. Shngdn ji kuil, Wreckers!

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