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 Estelle and Katydid's double kills replay in split-screen slow motion. "TOOO EXTREME! YEAHH! UNBEELIEVABLE-" electric guitar riff A cartoon wasp wearing a powdered wig and riding a skateboard breaks through the screen. "You rang? Bzzt." "Hey Stingy™!" "Hey buzzheads. Bzzt. In remembrance of the life of Hievel I am proud to announce the introduction of the Meaty™ Hurricane Triple Stack with Honee™. Bzzt." electric guitar riff "No way! Is it true that Hievel personally endorsed Honee™ before his death?" "According to our lawyers this is almost certain to have been the case!* Bzzt." "RADICAL!" electric guitar riff Stingy™ does a kick flip as the display freezes in mid-explosion. "Press F to order now and receive triple loyalty points." *Calorie Court's legal team are obligated to clarify that we live in a multiverse in which truth and reality only have relative meanings. Make Mine a Double completed. New Challenge Triple Stack for the Fallen: Slay 3+ targets in the same round. malbogio fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Nov 16, 2018 |
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 Salutations! Appreciate the sheer nutritional glory of your surroundings wreckers. Many fascinating organisms have adapted themselves to the bountiful fields of the dead. Please observe their majestic desecration. -5L For a new slot Mass grave, fast food- Observe a native lifeform consuming a corpse.
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  (+5)Stev rested his head in his hands. He'd done what he could--which wasn't much, given the circumstances, but it had been something at least. A chance at freedom, even if Rook hadn't granted Hievel the capacity to understand what that even meant. He wasn't the first Hiver to die--there was a certain level of risk involved in living on Io, even with all the work Stev had put in to adapt the Hive. He wasn't even the first Hiver to die on Wrecking Crew--although come to think of it, Zinore had been another one of Rook's, hadn't he. But the dumb potato of a man had had his charm, and Stev regretted his loss. But there were practical concerns that Stev had to consider as well as emotional ones. He'd seen Hievel's death on the screen, but he hadn't felt it. Not like last time. Whether by luck or by sheer weight of iterations, Rook had cracked the code. He wasn't going to be connected to the future Hivers they churned out. And that meant that they could grow their own hive faster than Io could keep up with--which meant that when that conflict inevitably came to a head, he was going to be in a very, very bad place indeed. Unless he could get that code right back. Taking down Final Rest for the moment to issue a new challenge He Shall Only Know Summer - (+5 Luxe) Transmat Hievel's remains to Io. Do as you please with his personal effects. The Good Stuff - Retrieve Stev's Secret Stash from the Flagged Location. Ingestion not recommended. Very Important Package - Request a Bee Box from the Solar Hive (free of charge, Wrecker must pay drone costs) and deliver it to Von Rinj.
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  "A shame, that potato-headed Rook suit full of bees had really grown on me. Three wreckers down and it's still early days. Reminds me of the war." Aethelred mused aloud to nobody in particular. Delivery to Bon: Heal Drone 25 + Exp-MBC(WarpDR&Bodyguard) 5, Mutagens 20. Total 50. (40 Bon, 10 WRF). Spending 5 luxe to add a challenge slot. What Warcrimes?: Destroy evidence of Pertinax involvement in the fate of this Crux Cyclotronics facility. Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Nov 16, 2018 |
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         Out on loan:  Schematics:  [KATYDID / HP:3/2(3) (RIG: 4+2/6)/ MOVE: 2 (RIG: 2)/ LUXE: 06 / CYBER: EYEGEAR - THREADED VISUALIZER] WEAPON MODS: [DR.J: JUNKER PROTOCOL, LIGHTWEIGHT MATERIALS] RIG MODS: [SWATTER-2: TOOL: HYDRO-BOOSTER CHARGE ATTACK. WEAPON: TARGET ASSIST] TOKENS: AIR 3 Katya's fist thudded against the percussive maintenance pad of her control console as Hievel's death beacon lit up. She'd obliterated that which killed him, but it hadn't been enough. For the first time this series, a zodiac slayer hadn't made it to Wreckhalla. She threw herself into her work, patching up Swatter-2 with the repair fabrikit to the very best of her ability. When she was done, he heard the pleasant 'ding' of a correctly entered code. "That's some pretty magnifique hacking there, Ted. Nice going." X-Fabrikit on Swatter-2: 1d6-1 5, and shut Ted's hatch for him as a freebie, Wishlist:1 regular medikit, another weapon mod, 1+18+25 =44, 25% discount 33 Luxe
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  Another death beacon, always inauspicious. Midge scowled at the REKT readout, that had been one of Katya's wards across one and a half episodes. She'd already killed the killer, so he refrained from adding a new challenge just yet.
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  Previously, on Wrecking Crew posted:Calorie Court>Make Mine a Double: Slay 2+ targets this turn. Sponsorship posted:Pertinax spends 50 Luxe (40 Bon, 10 WRF) 1. Von Rinj Von Rinj is Disabled! A Friend Parties with Von Rinj! Von Rinj's biofilter prevents implantation! 3. Katydid / 11. Lucky Ted Scanning... 09.05: 5 enemy contacts (rig class). Scan complete. Lucky Ted pops hatch...Gunner exposed! Lucky Ted attempts to hack Security Gate...Success! Security Gate may be bypassed next MOVement Phase! Katydid applies X-Fabrikit to Swatter-2 and restores 2 HP! Hatches Sealed! Turret I Locks-on to Swatter-2! Turret II Locks-on to Swatter-2! 4. Felix Felix Salvages for 6 Luxe and Dimensional Shambles!  5. Sh'Bang Sh'Bang equips Desolate Gunman with Scrap Scraper!  Ambush prepared. Challenge Complete posted:H.R.R.S.>Geographic National Outsourcing - Take some close up pictures of the remaining standing structures you encounter on your journey. Bonus points for shots of the inside. 6. eStelle eStelle Salvages for 7 Luxe, 2 Dimensional Shambles, Advanced Electronics, and Drone Wreckage!   7. Aotzzzuo Aotzzzuo primes Megascope...+1 Upscale! Filamentary Chorus shivers... 9. Bon Bon reloads Squidpack! 10. Hat Hat Salvages for 23 Luxe, Riot Metacannon, and Schematic (Bi-Pedz!)   Challenge Complete posted:GEN>Starter Pack: Salvage a new Schematic from a rig 13. Jimglorp Jimglorp feeds Biological Sample to Sarcophagous Horror! Sarcophagous Horror gains 1 Max HP and DR! Horror growls hungrily!  AIRSTRIKE! posted:09.10: Challenge Complete posted:Calorie Court>Triple Stack for the Fallen: Slay 3+ targets in the same round. nBetween Von Rinj's Freeze Token and Rad Token are transmuted! Von Rinj loses 1 Freeze Token and 1 Rad Token, and gains 1 Shock Token!  eStelle's air supply is exhausted! eStelle breathes deep of the [eitr] and gains 1 Warp Token!  Aotzzzuo's Freeze Token is transmuted! Aotzzzuo loses 1 Freeze Token!  Attention! Due to the recent spate of drone tampering, anti-tamper measures are now being installed on outgoing supply drones! Shipping prices have increased to 30L to offset increased expenses. Thank you for your understanding, and guten rekt! A New Opponent has deployed!     Drone Delivery posted:Hat receives Optiscope and Port-a-Luxe! Sponsor Stipends posted:Pertinax Ammofab +5 Sponsor Standings posted:Pertinax Ammofab 5 Accounts posted:1. Von Rinj 53 Pertinax presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:Von Rinj: 10 Kills Current Sponsor Challenges posted:Shot Caller - Accurately predict the numerical result of your first roll in Encounter phase before it happens. [Repeatable]  Wreckers, get Moving!    Sponsors-Only Maps  
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 [Sponsor Luxe: 15 -> 0] While he waited for his office's auto-coffee service to arrive, Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. held his corporate-mandated moment of silence for the recently departed Wrecker, Hievel. Rook BioEngOrg wasn't exactly a business partner of Cosmiq's, but the two conglomerate biotech entities have had plenty of mutually-beneficial market dealings in the past due to their cooperative sponsorship in the Wrecking Crew games. It was only a matter of proper professional etiquette that Dr. Wiley would perform an official token gesture of respect for the competition's fallen Veteran Wrecker. Dr. Wiley muted his Sponsor-tailored holofeed. The holoscreen was displaying nothing more than his daughter Sh'Bang lounging in her idling Beta rig's cockpit while humming off-tune and listlessly scrolling through some pictures she'd taken with her new Comms device. With none of those ambient sounds to distract him further, Dr. Wiley steepled his fingers, bowed his head, and closed his eyes for a moment of silence - for Hievel. The blaring warble of an incoming Comms cut through the nothingness like an arc of lightning through molten butter. Dr. Wiley's eyes snapped open as he sat bolt upright in his omni-chair. "What now?" He asked, rhetorically. In as few words as possible, Dr. Wiley instructed his Comms machinery to field the call so that only he could hear the caller's voice through his earpiece. "Ear-Comm, accept call." "Junior! How are you?" The excitement in Dr. Wiley's voice was genuine. "Have you been watching the games? Sh'Bang's been doing-" The voice on the line cut him off, so he held his tongue. Dr. Wiley replied at the next available opportunity. "Yes, and it's such a shame about that, really. Hievel was an old soul, he really was-" Dr. Wiley paused again, his mood visibly souring as he continued to listen to the person on the phone. After he'd had enough, Dr. Wiley interjected. "Now don't you take that tone with me, young man! I was in the middle of a moment of silence for him, I'll have you know. Besides, it's not my fault your bumbling bee-friend got himself pasted by an Anti-Materiel Rifle at point blank range!" He let the voice raise some inflammatory points before interrupting again in turn. "That's patently ridiculous and you know it. How could she be responsible, anyway? You're not there, Junior - remember? It's none of your business what goes on in Tomb, just so long as your sister lives." Dr. Wiley's eyes narrowed at what he heard. "Now you take that back! You're just upset your friend got himself killed in the season you weren't returning. We all experience a loss like Hievel's differently..." "What do you mean 'What can I do about it?' I can't reverse time, Junior, if that's what you're asking. I can only nudge things so far in the field, add incentives here and there. You know that." Dr. Wiley listened closely to the voice on the line. As he did so, the Caffématic wordlessly pushed its way through the office door and rolled itself next to Dr. Wiley's desk, priming itself to serve some piping hot caffeinated beverages. "Fine - I can try that." Dr. Wiley said, waving the auto-coffee over. "Maybe Necrotech or I.P.C. might be receptive to deploying more of their new Experimental tech. And?" The voice on the line made another detailed request as the coffee-serving robot squirted out several pumps of coffee, creamer, and artificial sweetening agents into Dr. Wiley's mug. As Dr. Wiley listened, he switched from nodding his head along to shaking it in disbelief. He scratched at the back of his neck and gave an honest assessment. "That one... might be a little more difficult, Junior. No promises." Once Dr. Skipp Wiley Sr. had finished talking things over with his son, he submitted the official Wrecking Crew paperwork needed to clear out two of Cosmiq's less-popular Challenges. He needed to make room for a pair of new Challenges centered around catering to his son's special interests. When that was done, he made an alteration to the requirements for an already-existing challenge. COSMIQ SURVIVAL CHALLENGES (1-10 of 10):
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eStelle          (ex-bounders)  --- eStelle / HP:3/3 | ARMOR: 3 / MOVEMENT: DIG / IMMUNE TO RAD/ IMMUNE TO POISON | SCAVENGER | LUXE: 10 | Hazard DR: 3 Warp | | CYBERAUGMENTS;: Jacklegz� +1 MOVE, RigSpike: Successful Ambush controls Rig | D-MUTATIONS; Molecular Displacement: When hit by an attack, subject may choose to gain a Warp Token and force the attacker to select a new target | Horror-Mutation; Monstrous Metabolizer: Subject may cannibalize an destroyed synthetic foe to gain 1 HP/tier in lieu of Luxe. Small chance to exceed maximum HP. | Vox-Mutandi: Neutral to Mutants, ACT: Control Mutant / 1d4 | | Darkb34k is loaded | | TOKENS: AIR: 0 WARP: 5 | --- When the carnage finally died down, eStelle was much, much richer. But before she had a chance to celebrate, her wreckerterminal beeped angrily at her, letting her know that she had several death-threats and angry t-mails awaiting the time when she would get around to reading them. She gave a half-hearted shrug of 'woops' to the camera drone that was somehow still following her, packed her things and headed off towards what she hoped was some sort of vehicle, preferably a spaceship that could travel the between, if those even existed. MOV: DIG 16.11b -> 17.10b -> 18.10b Swedish Thaumocracy fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Nov 16, 2018 |
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Wrecker 9: Bon von Fizzlebon XXIV, Marquis of Yeast      HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Luxe: 005 Tokens: 2x Warp Medkit: Charged. Squidpack: Charged. Archnopede: Mounted. Horrific: Immune to Rad/Poison. Excessive Max HP causes Molting. May consume defeated organics to heal. Breed Talent – Venomous Bite: 1d6/2 +Poison. Mutations 3/5 Child of the Atom: Radiation damage restores subject's HP. Psychoactive Pheremones: 1d8 AoE, targets attack themselves this Encounter. Desperate Autotomy: Suffer 1 damage to become untargetable while Retreating this ENC. Snowball II Bon waited for the mutagen to kick in. Huh, no effect. He let out a long burp and felt a lump lodge in his throat. Promising, maybe he could breathe fire now! Bon absentmindedly scritched the Masked Biocover behind the "ears", staring back at the explosion from behind tinting goggles. He hoped that was the last of his pursuers but he wasn't willing to stick around and find out. Bon noticed the Arachnopede staring at him and reluctantly gave it a scritch too before bounding into the distance. MOV: Hopz 13.09 > 14.07 Wishlist: MBC treats (treats for MBCs, not treats made out of MBCs). Edit: Plugged in Galaxploitation race challenge coords It's a race!: 1d20-1, 1d15-1 16.07 malbogio fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Nov 16, 2018 |
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    Von Rinj- HP: 3/7 DR: 4 Move: 2 Luxe: 8 Cybers: The Full Robert: Subject gains 5 Max HP and Damage Reduction 2, but may be disabled as a rig. Tokens: 2Air 2Warp 1Shock The creature was perched atop Von Rinj, ovipositor twitching in frustration, when the blastwave hit. Von Rinj saw no shock, no reaction of any kind as it was swept off him and into the wall with a crunch audible even without his augments working. A storm of shrapnel washes over Von Rinj, pinging madly off plating and leaving a shallow cut just under his good eye. Energy crackles on some subsystem damaged by the blast. His systems finish rebooting and he turns to survey the effects of the bombardment. The devastation penetrated the dimensional barrier. Interesting. A gift from on high, considering his previous circumstances. Tiny abominations are chewing their way free of the broken corpse against the wall. Disgusting. In a corner the last of the mutants is cowering. Von Rinj will deal with it in time. Now though he receives a transmission. Ah the infamous hunter. Blasphemous beast, quoting scripture with its impure lungs. Von Rinj checks his pistol and sighs in disgust. It will be hard to cleanse the creature with this toy. But his duty is as clear as the new crater upon bloodwashed Luna. Move: Aim
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Judge Oculus stares at a large eight-by-eight board suspended above a massive churning pit full of dough. Two of the squares light up in sequence and a man in a flimsy PAFer costume charges forward with some sort of weed whacker, bifurcating their target. "Umm... boss." The board spins 180 degrees, causing several of the pieces near the edges to stumble, tendrils extending from the pit below to flail at them. "Why do you distrub my contemplation cycle Speaker?" "The purifier page won our RADICAL contest. I tried arranging for the EXTREME luxe to be delivered directly so that we could insert a nanophage, but WC has us locked into digital payouts." Two more squares light up and a piece wearing a Crux costume slowly advances in a straight line, dragging a comically-oversized mallet. "And?" The mallet's target stands still only a short while before fleeing out of their square, trying to hide behind the other pieces which studiously ignore them. "Our BODACIOUS secondary market analytics node is prophesizing that this will be seen as an endorsement, reducing our sales to GNARLY nonstandard genotypes by 2-6%." "A necessary sacrifice. All markets must be tapped. Even the purifiers shall fall under the sway of our Brands in time. It is inevitable." The board rotates again. The fleeing piece trips off of the board and a massive smiling face coagulates on the top of the paste to greet him. "AAA-" slorp "Your TUBULAR word shall be made MOST RIGHTEOUS deed my liege." - Triple Stack for the Fallen Completed New Challenge M-M-Multikrill™ - Slay 4+ targets personally during ENC. "Introducing the MAXIMUM KrillPatty™. Tasty enough to make you wish you had two digestive orifices, but genetically-stabilized* for customers who are happy with one. Mmm-mmm. Krillectable™!" *The genetic-stabilization process has been proven to prevent krill from mutating but may cause sensitive individuals to take on several of the attributes of krill, becoming Krilltaurs™. Krilltaurs™ contain the intellectual property of Calorie Court and are encouraged to turn themselves in to corporate authorities for retraining. malbogio fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Nov 17, 2018 |
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    Jimglorp: HP: 3/3 Move: 2/4 (JAM empty) Mutation 2/5 On hand Luxe: 3 Online Luxe 15 Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: 1d6/2 +Poison. Mutation - Ablative Limb: 1/Round, Reduce Move by 1 to cancel a successful attack. Mutation - Limbic Inferno: +2 Move. Must take full move or suffer damage equal to unspent move. Circling around, same as last round's Move. e: forgot to remove the sample e2: edit does not equal quote super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Nov 17, 2018 |
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Sh'Bang, Junker Wrecker HP: 3/5 Move: 2 On-Hand Luxe: 018 Online Luxe: 029 DR: DR2 HazDR: Warp 3 // Cryo 0 Tokens: 4 Air // 0 Warp // 0 Freeze DoppleHawk-241, Desolate Gunman, Beta Bi-Pedz Rig HP: 4/4 DR1 Move: 3 Attack: 10/4 Range 1, Crit: Warp Tokens: none BP: 5/6 (+1 free Tool slot) // Light Armor (1BP) // Anti-Materiel Rifle (3BP) // Meta-Capacitor (0BP) (Tool: as an ACT, spend 1 Warp Token to Upscale unit's next attack or restore 1 HP to unit.) // Scrap Scraper (1BP) (Tool: Rig may Salvage on ACT) Cyber [1/5]: Jacklegz© (+1 Move) Weapons: Unbalanced K-Hammer (1d4/5) // DPM Pistol (1d8/2 +Attack from Cover) Armor: CS Armor (Yellow) (+2 DR, 2 Slots) // Tomb Hazmat Gear C (+3 DR vs Warp) Consumables: Squidpack (Full) // Medikit (Full) // Fabrikit [sub](Full) Once she'd finished installing the Scrap Scraper onto the Desolate Gunman's Bi-Pedz chassis, Sh'Bang gave the new set of clamping mechanical jaws a couple test chomps in the vacuous lunar air before she stowed the surely-invaluable Tool on the Beta rig's back for later. She had something to take care of first. Seated within the DoppleHawk-241's Beta cockpit, Sh'Bang toggled several display switches and surveyed the rig console's resulting readouts. "Okay, that's the Scrap-Scraper, check. The A.M.R. we've already tested, check. Life support systems showing all green, check. Armor and chassis, intact and operational. Moon Mummy?" She paused to tap on the holo-screen feed of the lunar landscape, to zoom in on the motionless Moon Mummy outside. It hadn't moved from where she'd put it. "Check. All rig systems nominal and ready for action! All I need now is for my unwitting volunteer to show up - then the fun can truly begin!" With the DoppleHawk-241 securely nestled in its shadow-shrouded ambush position, Sh'Bang watched the scan-feeds and waited for signs of a Haunted Enforcer she expected to approach from the northeast. When the hapless Gamma rig would trigger Sh'Bang's proximity perimeter, she'd strike with a ranged shot and then pounce upon her mechanical prey! Sh'Bang could feel her custom Madcatz Jacklegz© gyro-tail vibrating from excitement as she wiggled in her seat. She'd been anticipating this moment for a while! Movement: Sh'Bang takes Aim, remaining still in her Ambush site! She waits for the Haunted Enforcer (from 01.10) to appear! Wishlist: Oh no! I just knew I should have asked you to send me something earlier, Necrotech - now deliveries are gonna be more expensive! Dang - and here I was so close to being able to afford another shipment all on my own, too! Oh well! Between your luxe and mine (and the Retirement Fund, too), we can afford something pretty shiny - so feel free to send me any of the following packages if and when you're feeling up for it! Thanks again, Necrotech PMVS~! (Online Total: 29 Luxe): 1) Jeepers Creepers - 36 Luxe - Experimental Rig-Sprayer Drone delivery (Necrotech Paint Job) (30 luxe) of one Megascope* (1 luxe) and one Experimental Biocover (+DR) (5 luxe). Total: 30+1+5 = 36 Luxe. 2) Ghosts in the Shell - 37 Luxe - Experimental Rig-Sprayer Drone delivery (Necrotech Paint Job) (30 luxe) of one Experimental Wrecker Decoy (+Instant Deploy) (6 luxe) and one Experimental Fabrikit (Overclocked) (1 luxe). Total: 30+6+1 = 37 Luxe. 3) Ghastly Gathering - 46 Luxe - Experimental Rig-Sprayer Drone delivery (Necrotech Paint Job) (30 luxe) of one Port-A-Luxe (11 luxe) and one Experimental Port-A-Luxe (Shadowboxer) (5 luxe). Total: 30+11+5 = 46 Luxe. Extra: Galaxploitation Media: It's a race! Sh'Bang's Destination Coordinates: 1d20-1 13 1d15-1 10 - (13.10) Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Nov 17, 2018 |
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 Greetings Friendunits! We are GEN Cultural Liaison to the [Decree, subset; Wrecking Crew LTD.] Genericae [Null]. Research indicates [Sol 03] at the appropriate vector to initiate Wreckthanks Protocol for [Demographic: Decree; Subset: All] PicoTekLifePollQuickPoll indicates a 5.6% higher than annual average participationlonging for said corporate event. For this reason, we at GEN are reaching out across the s̭̦̯͔͖̩͢t̮a̖̼̤͍̭̦r̹͚͚s̲̱̥̩̹͠ to enable a Wrecktastic Co-Sponsored Wreckstravaganza™ Enclosed within this trideo please find the necessary agents to get your Wreckthanks Wreckstravaganza™ started. ::  ::Challenge Submitted:: Wreckthanks Beekey - Hievels Remains are a delicious Beekey. Craft them into a [Traditional Wreckthanks Dinner] that all may enjoy. ::Challenge Replaced:: :: Additionally, please stay tuned for similar and or opposing challenges from our [demographic: Decree, Subset; Hypercorp Sponsor] rivalunits. This is Trend.
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      MYRV'S poo poo!  RETAINERS  [AOTƧƧƧUO / HP: 2/2 / MOVE: 2 (shift) / DR: 3 / LUXE: 000 / CYBER: - / MUTATION: Hypnotic Drone, Pulse Wave, Dimensional Lens, Hexatomic Snarl] AUG CAP: 1 CYBER, 4 MUTATIONS (FREE SLOTS: 1 CYBER, 2 MUTATION) B-Mutations : Hypnotic Drone (ENC: 1d4 attack to Control a target for the remainder of the round; ACT: A Controlled target gains 1 Infest Token. Does not count against Aug Threshold.) D-Mutations: Pulse Wave (1d6/3, +Warp, Push 1; in addition to the primary target, the user may also choose secondary targets possessing Warp Tokens in the same hex with a downscale. ) // Dimensional Lens (May be used instead of the Cover action. Reverses the value of a single die OR every die in the hex this phase (i.e. 1-3 succeeds and 4-12 fails on a d12.)) // Hexatomic Snarl (May be used instead of the Suppress action. Suppressed targets that miss suffer damage equal to their die result.) TOKENS: 3 Air EXHAUSTED ITEMS: - RETAINER STATUS: Myriad Revenant (5/5 HP, Grave Echo); Macerating Biocover (3/3 HP) Aotzzzuo stood in place. For a moment, he flickered. Shifting to 08.05(B) and then back to 08.04(B) for that sweet challenge completion Hang in there, Myrv! Theantero fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Nov 17, 2018 |
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Nov 17, 2018 10:53
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Galaxploitation Media 5L -> 0 > INCOMING MESSAGE < We'd like to thank Lucky Ted for hacking a gate open and would love to award him for it but unfortunately real hacking is dull and doesn't look anything like the exciting hacking scenes in the movies. We do appreciate footage of the gate opening and will attempt to reward Ted should we lose our limited status (void if Ted is responsible for that). > END MESSAGE < ___________________ Shay D. was furious at the rate hike. How was a semi-honest company supposed to turn a profit when these clowns were driving up shipping costs? Something had to be done. Challenge (-5L) Restitution - Repair a destroyed drone and let it return to WC's shipping department. Try to upgrade it if you can.
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Felix [Felix / HP:4/4 | ARMOR: 3 / MOVEMENT: SHIFT / | LUXE: 17 | D.VO POINTS: 0/10 | CYBERAUGMENTS;: Reinforced Spacesuit +2 HP, +1 DR | D-MUTATIONS; Doom Desire: Free ENC; Both subject and single target in hex (or D-scanned) cannot regain HP while effect is active. Target loses half their current HP each Hazard Phase while effect is active, and subject gains 1 Warp Token. | TOKENS: AIR: 3 |] Felix very deliberately gave only a slight acknowledgment of the attention being lavished upon him by the blue--by Hat, even though he was inwardly luxuriating in it. He phased out of realspace, appearing a few meters ahead of Hat, waiting patiently. As she moved onwards, he continued to be just slightly ahead, all without actually moving. In response to her open question, a distorted voice crackled over the speakers. "T͖̠͉͕̃̈́ͤ͛͆̓Ȟ͖̝̥̝̲̂ͨͦ͝E̯̻̠̣͋̓͗̚ ̙̰͋ͯ͐̓̉̌W̛̥ͦ̋ͯ͒̅Ǎ͙̥͙͖̜̉̀ͩ̅Ľ̙͖̐̃̒L̘ͮ̓̿̄̂́S͊͠ ̶̙͒͋ͯ̔͗G̨̭̮R͕̣̮̳̖O̜̟̗̹ͪWͦ ̅̌҉͍̰̱̻̼T̬̝̞̳̱͔̓Ȟ͗ͥͦ̈̚͞Ḯ̫̬̳͕̗͉̋̔N͈͈̙̈͛̑̾ͫ̔͝. ͕̣̜̅̈́̀ͣ̇ͅT̥̳͖͆ͯ̔̌͊̏H͊ͣ͂̄͒E̲͎̩̠͔̫̿̈ ͒ͤ͋͛̚P̺͔͇̽̔͡ͅȀ̶̯̘ͯT̗͎͈̮̬̗H̸͇͇̘ͨͮW̳̌͢Ǎ̛̲̤̬̣ͦ̊ͫ̈́ͅY͉͕̠͇͚ͥ ̙͚͙̮̳̝̓͗̔͋́̿ͅǑ̓̕ͅP̶͚̤̫ͩE̫̰̣͋̉Ǹ̞̭̘̯͙̙̝̎͆͂ͫ̏Ṣ̞̼̟̜̠.̫̼̠͓̗͙̊" "M̩͇̟͝r͔̠̼̱͖̺̩o̧͖͙w̵͓̬," Felix helpfully added. Move: Shift to 10.02 Wishlist: CS Mods, anything you want to see Meta-Luxed
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Out on loan: Schematics: [KATYDID / HP:3/2(3) (RIG: 6/6)/ MOVE: 2 (RIG: 2)/ LUXE: 06 / CYBER: EYEGEAR - THREADED VISUALIZER] WEAPON MODS: [DR.J: JUNKER PROTOCOL, LIGHTWEIGHT MATERIALS] RIG MODS: [SWATTER-2: TOOL: HYDRO-BOOSTER CHARGE ATTACK. WEAPON: TARGET ASSIST] TOKENS: AIR 3 Katya looked ahead at the hacked gate, then at the long range feed where Aotzzzuo and Hievel had been. They still had one ally over there. "Myrv, if you're receiving this, we're heading to 09:05, we got the door open for now. There are a couple turrets in 08:05, but they're fixed in place and short range, no need to engage them. We're reading a whole host of opfor where we're headed, might need to squid. We'd appreciate your company, but if you prefer grabbing Hievel's stuff or trying to meet back up with Aotzzzuo, then that's fair enough." Katya checked and rechecked her weapons interfaces, correlating with Ted's data. "All right, we're set. Let's head on through, Ted." Aim. Wishlist:1 regular medikit, another weapon mod, 1+18+30 =49, 25% discount 37 Luxe AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Nov 17, 2018 |
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Nov 17, 2018 20:18
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   Lucky Ted! HP: 3/3, Move: 3, Luxe: 0 Cyber – Rigspike: On a successful Ambush attack on a Rig, subject may chose to remotely Control it this round. EZ-Snipe - Neutronium-Tipped Rounds - Adds Penetrator on a multiple of 4. -I'm ill and need to sleep, fluff later Ted pilots the Swatter to 09:05 charging in to whoop some rear end
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1. Von Rinj Von Rinj takes Aim!     3. Katydid / 11. Lucky Ted Katydid takes Aim! Lucky Ted moves Swatter-2 to 09.05.   4. Felix / 10. Hat Movement to 10.02.   5. Sh'Bang Sh'Bang takes Aim! Haunted Enforcer enters the hex! Imbrium Wurm enters the hex!   6. eStelle Movement to 18.10(B).   Underminer deploys mines!  7. Aotzzzuo Movement to 08.04. Li'l Friends enter the hex!   Challenge Complete posted:IPC>The Journey: Reach the Between equivalent of the location of a wrecker's death beacon. 9. Bon Movement to 14.07.   13. Jimglorp Movement to 18.06. Jimglorp receives 1 Freeze Token!      Wreckers, resolve Encounters! Sponsors-Only Maps  
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Out on loan: Schematics: [KATYDID / HP:3/2(3) (RIG: 6/6)/ MOVE: 2 (RIG: 2)/ LUXE: 06 / CYBER: EYEGEAR - THREADED VISUALIZER] WEAPON MODS: [DR.J: JUNKER PROTOCOL, LIGHTWEIGHT MATERIALS] RIG MODS: [SWATTER-2: TOOL: HYDRO-BOOSTER CHARGE ATTACK. WEAPON: TARGET ASSIST] TOKENS: AIR 3 "Pawns." Katya exclaimed. "Dangerous in large numbers. That Gamma is pretty standard if spooky. We might get a whole heap of wooginess, but the damage won't wreck us on its own. Brace for impact!" Charge (Aim, gunner) a Pawn, Swattercannon (scope, gunner) on the Gammageist: 2#1d14 5 1 "Glancing hit, it avoided the worst of the damage. The EZ-Snipe could finish it off, but not worth exposing yourself to half a dozen guns." Aim. Wishlist:1 regular medikit, another weapon mod, 1+18+30 =49, 25% discount 37 Luxe
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eStelle (ex-bounders) --- eStelle / HP:3/3 | ARMOR: 3 / MOVEMENT: DIG / IMMUNE TO RAD/ IMMUNE TO POISON | SCAVENGER | LUXE: 10 | Hazard DR: 3 Warp | | CYBERAUGMENTS;: Jacklegz� +1 MOVE, RigSpike: Successful Ambush controls Rig | D-MUTATIONS; Molecular Displacement: When hit by an attack, subject may choose to gain a Warp Token and force the attacker to select a new target | Horror-Mutation; Monstrous Metabolizer: Subject may cannibalize an destroyed synthetic foe to gain 1 HP/tier in lieu of Luxe. Small chance to exceed maximum HP. | Vox-Mutandi: Neutral to Mutants, ACT: Control Mutant / 1d4 | | Darkb34k is loaded | | TOKENS: AIR: 0 WARP: 5 | --- This was it, the Big Prize, an (alien?) depot just waiting to be salvaged. There was that one giant Rig in the way, but eStelle was confident her Sysygy brand armour could handle it. She knew better than to attack the Rig head on, not that she ever had any luck doing things that way, and instead set out to trap the thing in whatever it was she could find to trap it with. Barrels, detritus, towers of junk? Perhaps a stray plasma generator or something, anything even quasi-electrical to give the Rig the ole' short circuit. It didn't matter much, but with her luck she would probably end up teleporting to Pluto after turning the entire crater into solid Luxe for someone else to snack on. Ah well, musn't complain, not when there was so much work to be done! Improvise! Shotcall: 3, Warp Barrel Inc: 1d6 = 1 Eerie Stele vs Dismal Underminer: 1d6 = 4
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Jimglorp: HP: 3/3 Move: 2/4 (JAM empty) Mutation 2/5 On hand Luxe: 3 Online Luxe 15 Breed Talent - Venomous Bite: 1d6/2 +Poison. Mutation - Ablative Limb: 1/Round, Reduce Move by 1 to cancel a successful attack. Mutation - Limbic Inferno: +2 Move. Must take full move or suffer damage equal to unspent move. If this monster wasn't going to be Jimglorp's friend he'd just leave. The two of them were deadlocked anyway. improvise (call 3): 1d6 3 
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Wrecker 9: Bon von Fizzlebon XXIV, Marquis of Yeast HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Luxe: 005 Tokens: 2x Warp Medkit: Charged. Squidpack: Charged. Archnopede: Mounted. Horrific: Immune to Rad/Poison. Excessive Max HP causes Molting. May consume defeated organics to heal. Breed Talent – Venomous Bite: 1d6/2 +Poison. Mutations 3/5 Child of the Atom: Radiation damage restores subject's HP. Psychoactive Pheremones: 1d8 AoE, targets attack themselves this Encounter. Desperate Autotomy: Suffer 1 damage to become untargetable while Retreating this ENC. Second verse, same as the first Bon flashed a winning smile honed over decades of deadly peer reviews "Hello applicant! FizzleCorp LLC appreciates your enthusiasm, arriving early for your interview like this. Clever that, the early bird gets the worm. We're pleased to announce you've met our qualifications for Personal Aide and the position is yours immediately. As a ground-floor employee the position comes with infinite potential for advancement and stocks. Are you ready to join the team?" Bon reapplies the honed grin and holds out a hand. Bon's pupils suddenly dilate and the swollen flesh around his neck puffs out more particulate matter. ENC: Pheromones v Moonraker (Shot1): 1d8 7 Wishlist: MBC treats (treats for MBCs, not treats made out of MBCs). malbogio fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 18, 2018 |
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Nov 17, 2018 23:21
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Sh'Bang, Junker Wrecker HP: 3/5 Move: 2 On-Hand Luxe: 018 Online Luxe: 029 DR: DR2 HazDR: Warp 3 // Cryo 0 Tokens: 4 Air // 0 Warp // 0 Freeze DoppleHawk-241, Desolate Gunman, Beta Bi-Pedz Rig HP: 4/4 DR1 Move: 3 Attack: 10/4 Range 1, Crit: Warp Tokens: none BP: 5/6 (+1 free Tool slot) // Light Armor (1BP) // Anti-Materiel Rifle (3BP) // Meta-Capacitor (0BP) (Tool: as an ACT, spend 1 Warp Token to Upscale unit's next attack or restore 1 HP to unit.) // Scrap Scraper (1BP) (Tool: Rig may Salvage on ACT) Cyber [1/5]: Jacklegz© (+1 Move) Weapons: Unbalanced K-Hammer (1d4/5) // DPM Pistol (1d8/2 +Attack from Cover) Armor: CS Armor (Yellow) (+2 DR, 2 Slots) // Tomb Hazmat Gear C (+3 DR vs Warp) Consumables: Squidpack (Full) // Medikit (Full) // Fabrikit [sub](Full) Downrange of Sh'Bang's covered position, a lone Gamma Enforcer picked its way across the lunar terrain, slowly but surely approaching the ambush site of the Beta Gunman who was responsible for shooting at it earlier. Sh'bang eyes gleamed with predatorial glee, "Ah, there you are, my little Gamma friend! Just as expected... now, if you would be so kind - just a little bit closer..!" Sh'Bang bit her lip, holding her breath in anticipation of the long-awaited shot that was to come. When the Haunted Enforcer stepped in position, Sh'bang flicked on a panel full of switches, remotely activating the cordon of perimeter lights she'd set up around her ambush site. The Haunted Enforcer was bathed in the flat warm glow of the ambient lights, caught in its tracks with apparent confusion. Sh'Bang took a picture of the D-active Gamma Enforcer, taking a shot that struck the rig from the front-on with a "deer in headlights" look to its mechanical face. The resulting picture was sent from Sh'Bang's CSSC to the Academy of Titan, for their own particular research purposes:  "Perfect, you're a star, darling!" Sh'Bang crooned. "And now for the coupe de gracie!" Sh'Bang flipped the activator toggle on her Desolate Gunman's primary armament and took aim at the Haunted enforcer's head-sensors, lining up her trajectory reticules as the Gamma rig blundered around in the bright lights, searching for the nearest threat to shoot at. Before Sh'Bang could squeeze the Gunman's trigger to fire a killing blow, the ground began to shake. Sh'Bang's trajectory-aiming sensors were thrown wildly off target. Various perimeter lights fell off their stands and tumbled to the ground, throwing shadows everywhere. "Whoa~! Moonquake!" Sh'Bang braced herself and held on to the insides of her rig's cockpit. Nestled within the Dopplehawk-241, lying down in a sniper's position without anything overhead, she couldn't be in a safer place during a moonquake... But it was no mere moonquake. As soon as the ground's intense vibratory crescendo reached its climax, a gigantic Imbrium Wurm burst forth from the ground, breaching the surface of the topsoil like the great whales of yore. Sh'Bang realized with the sharp tang of panic coursing through her system that she was no longer the big fishy in this little lunar pond. "Whew - that's a big one! Hm~! Should I stay or should I go? What do you think, Gladys?" Sh'Bang looked over to the Moon Mummy that still was tucked away in her ambush site and zoomed in on the corpse - it'd fallen over from all the shaking. "Put yourself together, Gladys, we have company!" Sh'Bang scolded the Beta Pilot's tumbled, mummified remains before getting ahold of herself. "I should go. Duty calls! Sorry to jet, ladies and gents, but I've got a dead friend to pick up (Not you, Gladys. I'll have to catch up with you later. Hold down the fort while I'm gone.)!" Sh'Bang cranked up the DoppleHawk's full mobility suite and got to running. Encounter: As her Ambush action, Sh'Bang retreats south to the hex with the destroyed Haunted Enforcer she'd shot earlier (00.11 -> 00.12)! Sh'Bang fires the Desolate Gunman's AMR at the Masterless Pawns that killed Grejja (in 01.12)!: 1d12 7 - Hit! 4 damage dealt to a Masterless Pawn (if present)! Wishlist: Jumping Jehoshaphat~! What a horrible Wurm! I totally didn't see this coming at all - looks like I'll have to take drastic action to grab Grejja's body and book it out of here! I just knew I should have asked you to send me something earlier, Necrotech! Between your luxe and mine (and the Retirement Fund, too), we can afford something pretty shiny - so feel free to send me any of the following packages whenever you can! Thanks a lot, Necrotech~! (Online Total: 29 Luxe): 1) Jeepers Creepers - 36 Luxe - Experimental Rig-Sprayer Drone delivery (Necrotech Paint Job) (30 luxe) of one Megascope* (1 luxe) and one Experimental Biocover (+HP) (5 luxe). Total: 30+1+5 = 36 Luxe. 2) Ghosts in the Shell - 37 Luxe - Experimental Rig-Sprayer Drone delivery (Necrotech Paint Job) (30 luxe) of one Experimental Wrecker Decoy (+Instant Deploy) (6 luxe) and one Experimental Fabrikit (Overclocked) (1 luxe). Total: 30+6+1 = 37 Luxe. 3) Ghastly Gathering - 46 Luxe - Experimental Rig-Sprayer Drone delivery (Necrotech Paint Job) (30 luxe) of one Port-A-Luxe (11 luxe) and one Experimental Port-A-Luxe (Shadowboxer) (5 luxe). Total: 30+11+5 = 46 Luxe. 4) Fiendish Friends - 44 Luxe - Experimental Rig-Sprayer Drone delivery (Necrotech Paint Job) (30 luxe) of two Experimental Assist Flares (14 luxe). Total: 30+14 = 44 Luxe. Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Nov 18, 2018 |
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Nov 18, 2018 02:17
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Lucky Ted! HP: 3/3, Move: 3, Luxe: 0 Cyber – Rigspike: On a successful Ambush attack on a Rig, subject may chose to remotely Control it this round. EZ-Snipe - Neutronium-Tipped Rounds - Adds Penetrator on a multiple of 4. AJ_Impy posted:rd if spooky. We might get a whole heap of wooginess, but the damage won't wreck us on its own. Brace for impact!" "You don't have to tell me twice hoss, preparing to brace!" Ted prepares a boost
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Von Rinj- HP: 3/7 DR: 4 Move: 2 Luxe: 8 Cybers: The Full Robert: Subject gains 5 Max HP and Damage Reduction 2, but may be disabled as a rig. Tokens: 2Air 2Warp 1Shock Bweeeooo- * - Oh for the love of helix. Improvise: 1d6 6 Disable rigs
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MYRV'S poo poo! RETAINERS/FAMILIARS SEPARATED BY SPACE BUT CLOSE BY IN MY HEART [AOTƧƧƧUO / HP: 2/2 / MOVE: 2 (shift) / DR: 3 / LUXE: 000 / CYBER: - / MUTATION: Hypnotic Drone, Pulse Wave, Dimensional Lens, Hexatomic Snarl] AUG CAP: 1 CYBER, 4 MUTATIONS (FREE SLOTS: 1 CYBER, 2 MUTATION) B-Mutations : Hypnotic Drone (ENC: 1d4 attack to Control a target for the remainder of the round; ACT: A Controlled target gains 1 Infest Token. Does not count against Aug Threshold.) D-Mutations: Pulse Wave (1d6/3, +Warp, Push 1; in addition to the primary target, the user may also choose secondary targets possessing Warp Tokens in the same hex with a downscale. ) // Dimensional Lens (May be used instead of the Cover action. Reverses the value of a single die OR every die in the hex this phase (i.e. 1-3 succeeds and 4-12 fails on a d12.)) // Hexatomic Snarl (May be used instead of the Suppress action. Suppressed targets that miss suffer damage equal to their die result.) TOKENS: 3 Air EXHAUSTED ITEMS: - RETAINER STATUS: Myriad Revenant (5/5 HP, Grave Echo); Macerating Biocover (3/3 HP) Aotzzzuo stared at the Between entities. Space and incidental debris around him crackled. [[CoME LITTlE chIldreN]] [[COMe to Me]] [[I WiLL S͡i̷n̕g͜ A s̨̮̠̱͔̮͚̘̠̗͡O͏̸̥͇́N̸̪͍̖̥̘g̵̴̶̦̰̣̙ f̥͎̩̕͞ͅo̷̸̲͚͔̼͖̱̩R̨̟͎͍͓͚̻͚͡͠ͅ ̨͕̭̦̥̝̰͕̙̻͍̤͙ͅT͏̲͚̺̜̲͎̥̳͚̘̣͚͉̝̯̖͘͘H͇̩͎͚͚̲͉̝͎̤̮̯̞͘͜͟é̵̺̩͕͖̦̜̙͚̺̩̙̳͟͡ͅe͏̬̱͇͎̝̘͚͍͉͈͎̜̦͓͍̱̣̕͡]] Shooting Inferno Pistol at Li'l Friend #1 (Calling 4, no Megascope): 1d8= 4 Free Cover to Lens the whole Hex Neo-Soldat Suppression the Hexatomic Snarl these Lil' Friends If you're still there Myrv, feel free to slam a Teeming Spectre! Also take care of yourself, please. Theantero fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Nov 19, 2018 |
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 Rook Engineered Organisms This is Rook. Wrecker [JIMGLORP] The inadvertant splicing of the human genome to the Horrific was FORTuiTOUS We only wish we had thought of it ourselves (Or, more accurately, reached the MArkET with it before it occured in the wild) At any rate, you carry a FASCInATING combination of adaptations. Let us see how far you can be pushed! ... This was Rook. (Sending Jimglorp an Experimental Mutagenic Syrinx (10 Luxe) and an Experimental Medikit (Max HP/Autodeploy, 1 Luxe) on a Healdrone for a total of 41 Luxe. 5 from Rook, 15 from Jimglorp, 21 from WRF. I doubt Healdrones overheal, but let's see if we can hack it to force molting, shall we!?) Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Nov 19, 2018 |
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The Norilsk Union of Independent Ursine Tribes A subsidiary wholly owned by IPC LLC With Wrecksgiving approaching soon, the Norilsk Union has prepared some treats for the puny contestants on Wrecking Crew to help them grow strong, as well as as some new tasks for you to perform: New Challenges: Don't cross the Streams: Scan the Between-equivalent coordinates of a Wrecker's death location to reveal the remains of the Wrecker's spirit. Defeat it and use the Shadowboxer to capture it. The Curious Creations of Post-Apocalyptic Capitalism: Post a picture of your Wrecking Crew Themed Wrecksgiving or Wrecksmas Crafts project. Buying a new challenge slot: (-5 Luxe IPC) Delicious Treats: Acquire the Sticky Trigger Wrecksgiving Gifts: Sending a drone to Felix containing a Squidpack (13) and an Optiscope (3). Total: 30+13+3 = 46 (28 Hat, 18 Felix) Purchasing Reality Shift Auth Token: 25 luxe (5 IPC 10 Sh'Bang 10 von Rinj) On behalf of von Rinj: Reality Shift® a TrenchClearer Flamethrower (4 luxe) and a Toolbelt (6 luxe). Total: 4+6 = 10 luxe (10 von Rinj). On behalf of Sh'Bang: RealityShift® of one Medikit (1 luxe), one Megascope* (1 luxe), one Experimental Fabrikit (Overclocked) (1 luxe), and one Experimental Fabrikit (HexBildR) (1 luxe), to be sent to Sh'Bang at her current coordinates. Total: 1+1+1+1 = 4 Luxe (4 Sh'Bang). On behalf of Sh'Bang: RealityShift® of two Medikits (2 luxe), one Megascope* (1 luxe), one Experimental Fabrikit (Overclocked) (1 luxe), and one Experimental Fabrikit (HexBildR) (1 luxe), to be sent to (01.12). Total: 2+1+1+1 = 5 Luxe (5 Sh'Bang). On behalf of Sh'Bang: RealityShift® of one Port-A-Luxe (11 luxe), to be sent to (00.11). Total: 11 Luxe (Sh'Bang 10 WRF 1). On behalf of Felix: RealityShift® one Catnip (1 luxe). Total: 1 Luxe (1 Felix) sheep-dodger fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Nov 23, 2018 |
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"That Imbrium Wurm is certainly an eye-popper. I haven't seen something like that outside of theoretical exobiology presentations. Fascinating." Aethelred was leaning forward, looking over footage from Sh'bang's POVcam and the various camdrones flitting around her. He forwarded the footage to the research and development departments most likely to be interested, which was most of them. "It sure looks nasty, Your PAFness. Definitely not something you want to throw down with solo." Stormy replied, twirling a pigtail lock around her finger, the other idly spinning and holstering and unholstering one of her Pompom revolvers. "I'd be interested in seeing how it's adapted to a near-zero atmospheric environment. I might have some special work for you and the other girls on the team if it doesn't get rekt during the show. That said, I should probably incentivise a capture slash kill and exfiltration order on it while we have expendable assets down there, though they're proving a little less apt to chase special challenges this map and this one's going to require some teamwork." "You could always toss in an after-map shindig with the Pertinax Encouragement Operations Squad, we know how to party. Don't we sis?" Stormy grinned "We sure do sis" replied Misty. "Can I go?" asked the hopeful voice of everyone's favourite swab, 58262-K-G33, known the Decree over as Gee after his sudden appearance as a proxy sponsorship liaison during Dark. Apparently there was still some marketability in his presence and likeness among the working class. "We'll see..." "Yay!" "Regarding that post-map work, and pending wrecker assistance, I'm probably also going to need that region swept for things best left lost. "Just say the word el PAFitano." ---- Removing Tweenybopper and replacing it with Blast the Coming and the Going of Him: Injure the Imbrium Wurm. Spending 5 Luxe to add a challenge slot, adding Walk Without Rhythm: Escape the Imbrium Wurm. Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Nov 19, 2018 |
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Felix [Felix / HP:4/4 | ARMOR: 3 / MOVEMENT: SHIFT / | LUXE: 17 | D.VO POINTS: 0/10 | CYBERAUGMENTS;: Reinforced Spacesuit +2 HP, +1 DR | D-MUTATIONS; Doom Desire: Free ENC; Both subject and single target in hex (or D-scanned) cannot regain HP while effect is active. Target loses half their current HP each Hazard Phase while effect is active, and subject gains 1 Warp Token. | TOKENS: AIR: 3 |] Felix leapt onto the vending machine, peering down at Hat before curling up for a nap. The Lung Bandit had said there would be danger here, but it seemed safe as far as he could tell. And that was perfectly fine by him, especially since he got the feeling they were going to be here for a while. Encounter: Boost Wishlist: CS Mods, anything you want to see Meta-Luxed
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- [HP: 3/3] Hat HP: 3/3 Move: 3 Augs: 1/3 Cyber (Jacklegz©), 0/2 Mutant Luxe In Hand: 20 Hat had to admit, she was disappointed. She was hoping for a cosy pub, an affable and knowledgeable bartender, a fine selection of drinks from ales to spirits, someone on a strange instrument playing a haunting moon-tune, maybe an old codger nursing a pint willing to play a few games of Döminöes. A place to relax, and forget about your worries, and the insane bloodsport competition you'd found yourself in. The reality was stark: an drink-dispensing contraption and a scattered collection of tables and chairs. Even worse? The machine had a queue. As Felix made himself comfortable on top of the machine, Hat read what passed for a menu. "Mare Campari", self-explanatory. "Blue Moon", looks like a gin drink made with something blue or violet. "Apollo 181", the Wreckterminal just returned pictures of Luxe. Unable to decide just what to choose right now, Hat tried to strike up a conversation with one of the Teeming Spectres. "Hey, so, uh...," she gestured at the menu. "...What's good?" Boost.
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[Sponsor Luxe: 0] A flashing violet warning beacon lit up and splashed across Dr. Wiley's Sponsor console. Those honey-addled semi-sapient fools at the Norilsk Union of Independent Ursine Tribes (a subsidiary wholly owned by IPC LLC) had gone and made the same mistake that Pertinax Ammofab had committed to back in Drop: they'd up and purchased an authorization token to gain temporary access to an experimental delivery system known as RealityShift®. No one really knew how the unfathomable D-systems worked, they could only ascertain that the potential savings in supply shipments alone could be absolutely astronomical, with only minor risk of bodily harm. A lot of essentials and helpful devices could sent along to Sh'Bang on the cheap if she acted fast and played her cards right. For that reason alone, it was absolutely essential for Sh'Bang to get as much as she could out of this one-time Wrecksgiving cornucopia from the Ursine Tribes - that meant generating as much luxe for Sh'Bang as quickly as possible! Dr. Wiley had dutifully scanned over the available Wrecker challenges and spotted one that even he could complete, in a fashion. "Well, if no one else is going jump at the obvious luxe dangling in front of them, I may as well see if this promo material qualifies, see if I can't get Sh'Bang some last-minute spending luxe courtesy of GEN." Bonus: Dr. Wiley uploads a poster designed to promote Wrecking Crew's cast for the season of Tomb. He sends it along to GEN (on behalf of Cosmiq's active Wrecker, Sh'Bang) in order to complete their Challenge: That Is Trend! 
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Sponsorship posted:RookEngOrg spends 41 Luxe (5 REO, 15 Jimglorp, 21 WRF) 1. Von Rinj Von Rinj Improvises! [resident] expresses Scintillating Horripilation! >Von Rinj is Disabled! Mutant Stalker hits Von Rinj! Li'l Friend 1 hits Von Rinj! Li'l Friend 2 hits Von Rinj! Li'l Friend 3 hits Von Rinj! Li'l Friend 4 hits Von Rinj! Von Rinj takes 2 damage (reduced from 6) and receives 4 Poison Tokens!  3. Katydid / 11. Lucky Ted Charge! Katydid hits Pawn 1! Katydid grazes GammaGeist! Lucky Ted Boosts ACT! GammaGeist misses Swatter-2! Pawn 1 misses Swatter-2! Pawn 2 hits Swatter-2! Pawn 3 hits Swatter-2! Pawn 4 hits Swatter-2! Swatter-2 takes 3 damage and receives 3 Warp Tokens! GammaGeist takes 1 damage! Pawn 1 takes 5 damage and is destroyed! 4. Felix / 10. Hat Felix Boosts ACT! Hat Boosts ACT! 5. Sh'Bang Ambush! Sh'Bang Retreats to 00.12! Sh'Bang hits Masterless Pawn from Range! Masterless Pawn takes 4 damage and is destroyed! Challenge Complete posted:Gureyevitch Solutions>Wreckvengeance: Kill an enemy that killed a Wrecker. 6. eStelle eStelle Improvises! Eerie Stele collapses under the weight of history! >Dismal Underminer is hit! Dismal Underminer hits eStelle! Dismal Underminer deploys mines! Estelle takes no damage! Dismal Underminer takes 3 damage (reduced from 5)! 7. Aotzzzuo Aotzzzuo erects a Dimensional Dome! Aotzzzuo releases a Hexatomic Snarl! Aotzzzuo Li'l Friend 1 Li'l Friend 2 Li'l Friend 3 Li'l Friend 4 Li'l Friend 5 Li'l Friend 6 Li'l Friend 7 Li'l Friend 8 MBC takes no damage and receives 1 Poison Token! Li'l Friends 1-7 are unraveled! Challenge Complete posted:Cosmiq>Shot Caller- Predict the numerical result of your first roll in Encounter phase before it happens. 9. Bon Bon emits psychoactive pheremones! >Moonraker's brain is discolored! Moonraker unboxes and consumes a mint-condition canister of OrgaNix! Moonraker takes 3 damage and collapses into a puddle of noxious bioslurry! Challenge Complete posted:Syzygy Netowkr>How We Say Hello: Initiate combat with a neutral entity. 13. Jimglorp Jimglorp Improvises! Green Barrels breached! Sarcophagous Horror hits Arachnopede! Arachnopede takes 3 damage and is destroyed! Challenge Complete posted:Cosmiq>Shot Caller- Predict the numerical result of your first roll in Encounter phase before it happens. Wreckers, take Action! Sponsors-Only Maps 
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Out on loan: Schematics: [KATYDID / HP:3/2(3) (RIG: 3/6)/ MOVE: 2 (RIG: 2)/ LUXE: 06 / CYBER: EYEGEAR - THREADED VISUALIZER] WEAPON MODS: [DR.J: JUNKER PROTOCOL, LIGHTWEIGHT MATERIALS] RIG MODS: [SWATTER-2: TOOL: HYDRO-BOOSTER CHARGE ATTACK. WEAPON: TARGET ASSIST] TOKENS: AIR 3 (RIG: WARP 3) "That could have gone a lot worse", said Katya as she tweaked and fiddled with the fabrikit. "Not happy with the buildup of warp energy, but can't be helped and the Swatter is a tough old bird. Ah!" The fabrikit dinged, indicating it had been mollified by the attention paid to it and was available to use for repairs. "Here you go, this should help you with those pulsing bulkheads and calm things down. We're going to have an entourage following us, anywhere clear to go or should we stay put?" ACT: Reload Fabrikit and hand over to Ted. Wishlist:1 regular medikit, another weapon mod, 1+18+30 =49, 25% discount 37 Luxe AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Nov 23, 2018 |
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