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  Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 1/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 53 Fuel: 05 Rad Innoculation: 2 Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1 By the time Kal Risso had gotten the hang of piloting his shiny new Enforcer rig, the Newtype blood pumping though his veins and filling his brain with knowledge had returned to their normal, much less psychoactive state. Furthermore, his nose had stopped bleeding, which was nice! "Let's take this baby for a joyride - see how fast this thing can run!" On robotic legs of polymetallics, Kal Risso and the Beta Enforcer bounded across the desert towards the prizes he knew were waiting for him in the distance. 12.00 -> 12.01 Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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      [MIDGE/ HP: 5/ MOVE: 1/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:22 Easy does it, wait for the right moment, give the Cop a chance to blame the rigs or muties in plain sight... All quiet on the western front.
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  1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON No movement orders.   Landmines revealed! Survey Remote surfaces! 2. STEV ANSAHOK No movement order. 3. CRYO No movement order. 4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH No movement order. 6. KAL RISSO Moves to 12.01   9. SCRAMBLE Let me know if you wanted to move, and I'll revise this!    Wreckers, have an Encounter to remember! Sponsor-Only Map  Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jan 13, 2018 |
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[MIDGE/ HP: 5/ MOVE: 1/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:22 Now! He deployed the deployable cover such that it shielded the team, then using all his Junker talents, looked to blast one of the Gammaswith the Wwizard shotgun and rampage over onto the second, looking to deny them both a chance to act. It was go time, life or death, but either way they were going to put on one hell of a show! Deploy deployable cover for the whole team. Attack Gamma Crawler 1 with the Shotgun, invoking the Junker ability to deal double damage and prevent it from acting. Rampaging into Gamma Crawler 2 to prevent it from acting. Shotgun the Gamma Crawler, then if hit rampage the other Gamma Crawler: 1d10 1 Oh well, good thing the Junker ability doesn't specify needing to hit... Trying to invoke the shutdown on those two aside, main action: Shotgun the Mutie Soldier, then if hit rampage the Mutie Manhunter: 1d10 6 Rampage the Mutie Manhunter: 1d10 5 AJ_Impy fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Jan 13, 2018 |
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Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 1/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 53 Fuel: 04 Rad Innoculation: 2 Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1 Kal Risso found the place just as he left it... except now he was the only living person here. Safely encased within the protective bubble of his enforcer rig, Kal Risso stepped up to the Wreckmas Pressie's alignment scanners and allowed the festive green and red hyperlaser-fields to pass over him without a second thought. Wreckmas Pressie: Naughty or Nice?: 1d6 3 Did Kal Risso have regrets? Certainly - who doesn't! But overall Kal Risso thought that he was a pretty stellar guy who just happened to be in a heap of trouble all the time. He also really wanted to find an auto-doc. Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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    [CRYO / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 3 / LUXE: 25 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA / MUTATIONS: TRAUMATIC SCLERODERMA] BANG! Cryo was alerted that the ambush had begun when Midge's wild blast had nearly demolished her instead. But, there was a bunker to hide in, and there were enemies to slaughter, and there was loot to be squabbled over. Today was a good day to die. With an ancient battlecry, she leaped into battle. The Dr. Stinger practically sang, and the wondrous smell of fresh bacon filled the air. Ambush: gently caress the police!: 1d10 4 Then swing around and pop a spear into the first Crawler: Zap: 1d10 5 Oh yes, this would make for very good TV. Crazycryodude fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jan 13, 2018 |
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[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 4 / MOVE: 2 / 26L, 8F / CYBER: RIG JACK /MUTATION: AMYGDALIC HYPERCEPHALY] RIG HP: 1/6 The Beta was practically on top of Stev when he finally pulled at the controls, and brought his rig thundering to life. Its arms reached up, latching on to the enemy as his own hatch popped open to reveal Stev at the ready, the cameras capturing a gleaming spike protruding from his palm and the momentary flash of a grin on his perpetually-shadowed face. "Told you this would pull me through! This frag brought to you courtesy of my good friend Doctor Yith!" he shouted as he plunged the spike into the machine. His eyes crossed in concentration as a wave of information flowed over him, and he fought to reprogram the thing. It wouldn't last forever, but it would sure last long enough! He released the Beta, which stood up jerkly at first, but then smoothly turned and started raining gunfire down on the mutants. That done, he sent his own rig crashing into a Crawler, his hammer crushing effortlessly through its optical sensors before he pulled back into cover. This was going to be some drat good television. Ambush: Rigjack the Beta! It's an automatic success because first map rules, woo! Smash That Crawler!: 1d10 10 Remote Pilot the Beta At The Manhunter!: 1d10 10 The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jan 15, 2018 |
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  [BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 12 / CYBER: BONE LACING] Bobby-Jack eyed the mines suspiciously. They weren't here the last time he was in this place. Was this the work of mutants? Probably. But thoughts like that had to wait for a later time. For now, he would just use that chemical silo he had found earlier to hide from the remote. Let it call its dad. Taking cover
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   [SCRAMBLE / HP: 3/ MOVE: 4 / PATIENT ZERO / FLEXIBLE SNOUT 2 luxe The details of Scramble's transformation are best left to the Vesuvius Space BBQ Meat CAM. Suffice it to say that after breaking free of her old husk like a butterfly escaping a chrysalis, Scramble is ready to stretch her new limbs. But first, more mutant murder. Attack: 1d12 10 1 damage to mutant grunt. Rampage! Attack: 1d12 4 1 damage to mutant grunt.
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Pertinax Ammunition Fabrication Systems may be a very specific name, but like most omnicorps they make pretty much anything you can think of. Someone once pitched the idea of self-heating, self-cleaning toilet seats with an extending audiokinetic emitter rod for waterless bidet functionality. They even make slap patches, nanite infused one-shot medkits, suspended animation bags and field trauma autodocs. Their passion is helping people put holes in other people, but sometimes, they help patch those holes up. And sometimes, just sometimes, they send experimental regenerative nano-infusions. Somewhere, an experimental medikit with Kal Risso's name on it is loaded onto a drone, and an IOU for 1 (one) luxe is sent to both Stev and Cryo. Pertinax Special Tasks 1: Recover the downed Shrike 2: Kill 8 Grunts 3: Kill 3 Squamous Horrors and transmat their corpses (I like squaho penis leather upholstery ok) 4: Get 4 simultaneous kills with a car tower. 5: Rampage kill 3 targets. Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Jan 15, 2018 |
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1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON Bobby-Jack Johnson takes Cover! Survey Remote attacks Bobby-Jack! Bobby-Jack takes 1 damage! 2. STEV ANSAHOK / 3. CRYO / 4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH Deployable Cover activated! Stev, Cryo, and Midge take Cover! Ambush! Stev subverts Beta Gunman with Rigspike! Ambush! Cryo attacks Continuity Ranger! Continuity Ranger takes 3 damage and dies! Ambush! Midge misses Gamma Crawler!  Officer...down.Stev attacks Gamma Crawler 1! Gamma Crawler 1 takes 5 damage and is destroyed! Beta Gunman attacks Mutant Manhunter! Mutant Manhunter evades! Cryo attacks Gamma Crawler 2! Gamma Crawler 2 takes 3 damage and is disabled! Midge attacks Mutant Soldier 1! Mutant Soldier 1 takes 3 damage and dies! Rampage! Mutant Manhunter evades! Mutant Manhunter Retreats with squidpack! Mutant Soldier 1 misses Cryo! Mutant Soldier 2 misses Cryo! Gamma Crawler 1 attacks Stev! Stev's Beta Enforcer takes 2 damage and is destroyed! Stev ejects safely! 2 Luxe is added to Stev Ansahok's account for Rig bounty! 5 Luxe is Cryo's account for Community Policing! 2 Luxe is added to "Midge" Gureyevitch's account for Mutant bounty! 6. KAL RISSO INN Protocol initiated... Kal Risso is...Nice. Happy Wreckmas, Kal Risso! Sponsors posted:Pertinax Ammofab spends 13 Luxe (5 Sponsor, 6 Risso, 1 Stev, 1 Cryo) for Drone Delivery of an Experimental Medi-kit! It will arrive on sponsor phase! 9. SCRAMBLE Scramble attacks Mutant Grunt 1! Mutant Grunt 1 takes 2 damage and dies! Rampage! Mutant Grunt 2 takes 1 damage and dies! Mutant Grunt 1 attacks Scramble! Scramble takes 1 damage! Mutant Grunt 2 misses Scramble! Mutant Grunt 3 misses Scramble! Mutant Grunt 4 misses Scramble! 1 Luxe is added to Scramble's account for Mutant bounty!  Wreckers, take Action!Sponsor-Only Map  Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Jan 15, 2018 |
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[SCRAMBLE / HP: 3/ MOVE: 4 / PATIENT ZERO / FLEXIBLE SNOUT 2 luxe That, that loving hurt. This new form is so frail! Well, there are ways to change that... Scramble slams the autoinjector into her thigh and stifles a gasp as the gene shock sweats hit. She can feel blood vessels twisting and knotting in her skull. Mutation!: 1d20 13 And suddenly the world snaps into focus. Scramble can feel the gentle pulse of the grunts' simple thoughts, can hear the thrumming power of her own mind. It would be so easy to reach out and... twist.
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[MIDGE/ HP: 5/ MOVE: 1/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:22 He exhaled, surveying the carnage. That Enforcer had finally given up the ghost, but Stev seemed otherwise unharmed. A lone Mutie still there, so they couldn't risk going through the plunder just yet. He sprinted for the Beta Gunman whilst it was still suborned, talking to the camera drone ahead of him, "Quite the fireworks, yes? Three heavy-duty Beta rigs, a full trio of the smart kind of Mutie, and a futuristic hypercop, but not one of us Wrecking Crew took as much as a scratch. That's what Pertinax Ammofab did for us, and that's what Pertinax Ammofab can do for you." He clambered up the Rig, dislodged any prior occupant as necessary, and fired up the reboot sequence, grinning. Mount the Beta Gunman
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Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 1/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 53 Fuel: 04 Rad Innoculation: 2 Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1 Once the scans were complete, a jaunty digital holiday jingle bleated out from the Wreckmas Pressie's microspeakers before the box's hinges burst off in an explosive fanfare of glittery confetti. Kal Risso reached inside the leaded packaging and lifted out something truly magical. Wreckmas Pressie: 2#1d20 16 10 - A Rig-Ripper?! Why, you shouldn't have! On second thought, Kal Risso had been particularly good this year! Now, to do something about that disabled rig he had no use for. How much did one of these go for on the scrap market, anyway? Salvage Roll: Gamma Enforcer Luxe: 3d6 13 // Salvage Roll: Gamma Enforcer Fuel: 1d6 3 Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 2/3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 12 / CYBER: BONE LACING] Bobby-Jack grunted as he kicked the Survey Remote away with a solid boot to the sensor suite, making way to a prepared nest whilst clutching his bleeding side. He had paid a price in blood, so this better work out. Ambush
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[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 4 / MOVE: 2 / 26L, 8F / CYBER: RIG JACK /MUTATION: AMYGDALIC HYPERCEPHALY] "Hell yeah! That's how it's done!" sure, Stev's rig had finally given up the ghost, but that was hardly surprising. And it was the only casualty, to boot. They'd made it out unharmed. Well, so far at least. As the others started cracking the disabled rigs, Stev stepped out from the thoroughly-scorched cover and swaggered up to the remaining mutant, who appeared to be in the process of reloading. "Look, I'm going to be honest. It's not looking good for you! I get that you had to do the whole "defend the vault" thing, and you came in with good backup, had us outnumbered, all good. And then we wrecked your poo poo, jacked your rigs, your buddy decided to buzz off to snipe at us--which isn't going to work out for him, if you ask me--and you're here all by your lonesome! Now, you can stick around and try and fight us, and get your head pulped... orrrrrrrr you can call a 'tactical retreat', fake a comms failure, and chill for a while while we clear the place out, and you'll be alive at the end of this. So, what'll it be?" Trying to convince the mutant that continuing the fight is a stupid thing to do. If I somehow still have an action afterwards, loot the downed rigs and the surroundings
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Boss: 3066-B Cancer Cancer deploys Repair Remote! Repair Remote 1 restores 1 HP to Cancer! (42/50) Repair Remote 2 restores 1 HP to Cancer! (43/50) 1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON Ambush Prepared! Survey Remote transmits Bobby-Jack's location! 2. STEV ANSAHOK Stev attempts Mutant Empathy! Mutant Soldier becomes neutral!  Falou, você parece um Sólido Bro, Sgt. Furioso. Valeu!3. CRYO Cryo Mounts Gamma Crawler! Scanning... 5_hoN9[`\(&(U2yL[-D'#H86CHr4^$QA (BV*u}1B.<&yfeT%Xl_Wne ^7G(nARDTCXn#-Y&V1 {mhkQn) &,4q&?3hWuoIU|C%chBp6X)g~mu-c0~:y\v%6hf| Mutant Manhunter detected at 04.09! Scan complete. 4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH Midge mounts Beta Gunman! 6. KAL RISSO Salvages for 13 Luxe and 3 Fuel! Kal Risso acquires a Rig-Ripper!  9. SCRAMBLE Scramble administers Unstable Mutagen! Scramble mutates! Mutatis Mutandis posted:Pulsating Skull: 1d6 Attack, target is controlled this round.  VAULT CRACKER posted:Female VO: Pertinax AmmoFab, in cooperation with BezoFex UAVworks, proudly presents SunKiss III. When our top-of-the-line targeting algorithms send this shining solar angel to her target, no defense is too great. Proprietary shaped charges propel the nanothermite payload with unparalleled accuracy and intensity falloff, reducing collateral damage with a paltry 2500K at 10 yards! High-Value targets, today is your day in the sun...With SunKiss III!  Remind me not to call Pertinax if I lock myself out of my flat. Spicy, but efficacious!  Johnson has contracted, sorry, contacted Cancer, so we should see more action up north very soon. Hopefully our Crew down south won't be late for the party, because there's no party like a Cancer party! Because a Cancer party is littered with mangled human remains? That's not so unique. Remind me to graciously yet unilaterally decline the invite to your mother's next fête, sweet Hazel. Drone Delivery posted:Drone Delivery! Kal Risso receives an Experimental Medi-kit! Sponsors posted:The following Sponsors receive 5 Luxe for activity last round: Accounts posted:Wrecker Account standings are as follows: Wreckers, get Moving! Sponsor-Only Map  Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jan 16, 2018 |
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 Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 1/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 66 Fuel: 07 Rad Innoculation: 2 Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1 Kal Risso couldn't believe his luck today. All in one fell swoop he'd seemingly stolen a Beta Enforcer, scrapped a Gamma Enforcer, and received a rig-ripper for being on the Wreckmas nice list, all in one day! And Now? He'd gotten himself a Medikit delivered to him directly by drone, complete with all the derma-patches, wound-caulk, and experimental anti-xenobiotics he could ask for. How absolutely perfect! He jacked his Comms tablet into his rig's radio deck and started blasting some of his favorite ancient Earth tunes from the Beta Enforcer's mounted bullhorn speakers. He pointed the Enforcer's pilot-cam directly at himself and went into his spiel: "G'day, g'morning and g'druska, folks watching at home! Kal Risso here and present - I'd like to give a big Wrecking Crew shout-out to Pertinax Ammo Fabrication Systems: bullets that make holes in the competition! Thanks again and draos'karray to you all for your continued support - with your gift my fight continues! Yee-haw!" Kal punched his rig into overdrive and honked at a retreating mutie-wolf. This was starting to get fun! 12.01 -> 11.00 -> 10.00 Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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Boss: 3066-B Cancer Cancer moves to 02.02! 1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON No movement orders.   Cancer is eligible for Ambush! Repair Remotes are eligible for Ambush! 2. STEV ANSAHOK No movement orders. 3. CRYO No movement orders. 4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH No movement orders. 6. KAL RISSO Kal Risso Moves to 10.00!  9. SCRAMBLE No movement orders. Wreckers, Encounters are go!Sponsor-Only Map 
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[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 2/3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 12 / CYBER: BONE LACING] The earth shook as Cancer made its way towards the hunting grounds, coming to inspect the silo its remote drone had found Bobby-Jack in. Except Bobby-Jack wasn't in the silo anymore. He was hiding before a little rock, managing a grin despite the deep gash on his side. He put a finger in front of his mouth as he faced a nearby cam-droid, as if to usher the audience into silence. "A lil' lesson from your good friend Bobby-Jack, kids, if you're still watching. A lesson about life, something that I've learned", he pat his side, where the wound was, "First: You've only got so much blood in ye. Don't let anybody convince you to throw it away unless the payoff is truly worth it." "And second", he brandished his rifle. Observant readers might notice it hadn't been fired once during the entire game, "Supplies are precious", he took the P.A.F. Hyperannihilator round, and brought it close to the droid for some detailed footage. Gingerly, he loaded it into his battered rifle. He set the rifle on the stone, taking a look at the giant rig that was near the silo he had looted a while back. "So learn to make them count. Fight smart. Not hard." Bobby-Jack pulled the trigger, slamming the bullet straight into the very front of Cancer, the hyperalloy tip penetrating a good 10 inches into the frontal armor. Not something that would phase something like Cancer. The resultant mini-nuke as the experimental isotope mix underwent rapid fission, however, did. The entire frontsection of Cancer was blown to smithereens, exposing most of its internals. Internals that suffered total structural failure as Cancer staggered backwards due to the force of the blow, right into the silo, and caused the whole thing to topple on top of it. A mechanical leg twitched from under the rubble. Once. Twice. Then no more. "And third", Bobby-Jack said, a smile creeping on his face. "Always, always shoot to kill." "Bobby-Jack out." Ambush: Improvising against Cancer: 1d6: 4 Crane Boom Against Cancer: 1d8: 8 10 Damage dealt to Cancer. x2 due to Headhunter special ability. x4 due to Coffin Nail. 80 DAMAGE DEALT TO CANCER. ROUND OVER. WELL WRECKED MY FRIENDS! For my actual combat action I guess I'll just Cover. Not that it really matters 
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 Rook Engineered Organisms This is Rook. First, let us congratlate [Scramble] on her metamorphosis, and on the baleful boon our deliquescent mutagen granted her post-metamorphosis. MINDBlOWING Second, despite his Stock Parts, Rook wishes to grant a minor boon to [Bobby-Jack Johnson] for his performance in demolishing [Dredge-Excavator 3066-B] SMAshING Accept this token with our THanKS For an entertaining show ENjOY This was Rook. (Dropping a Drone Delivery (Medikit) directly to Bobby-Jack. 26 Luxe cost from Bobby-Jack. ENjOY, cyber creature!
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[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 4 / MOVE: 2 / 26L, 8F / CYBER: RIG JACK /MUTATION: AMYGDALIC HYPERCEPHALY] Stev smiled as the mutant turned to peacefully walk off, then frowned as the bunker buster blew the vault wide open, taking the mutant with it. He was lucky to have the wreck of the Enforcer between him and the blast, and to have been facing away from the vault. "Well... wasn't my fault, at least. Although what is going to be my fault..." Stev unslung his rifle and slapped his scope onto its rails, peering down it into the distance. "Yeah, easy does it... not going to give you a chance to muck things up for us here..." Shooting the Headhunter: 1d12 5 His shot fired, Stev headed towards the vault as his wristband started blaring the notice that the round was about to end. Looks like someone managed to take Cancer down after all. Still, there should be time left for a quick pillage. "Let's get that prize while the getting's good!" The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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Theantero posted:80 DAMAGE DEALT TO CANCER. ROUND OVER. WELL WRECKED MY FRIENDS! And that, non-binary xyms and gentlexyrs, is good effect on target. Pertinax Ammunition Fabrication Systems, when you absolutely, positively need it dead.
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1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON Ambush! Bobby-Jack loads Coffin Nail! Bobby-Jack Improvises! Crane Boom attacks Cancer! CRITICAL HIT! Cancer takes 80 DAMAGE and is destroyed!  Zodiac Down posted:
Wākào! Sweet day in the morning! What a shot! What just happened. Johnson just dropped the boom, and Cancer is in remission! What happened though. Like the man's style or not, we haven't have a solo Zodiac kill since...Season 3? Wrap it up, Wreckers and Wreckailures! It's time to pull out! What.Sponsors posted:RookEngOrg spends 26 Luxe (5 Sponsor, 21 Wrecker) on behalf of Bobby-Jack Johnson for Drone Delivery of a Medi-Kit! 2. STEV ANSAHOK / 3. CRYO / 4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH Stev attacks Mutant Manhunter from Range! Mutant Manhunter takes 2 damage! (2/4) Cryo attacks Mutant Manhunter from Range! Mutant Manhunter takes 3 damage and dies! Mutant Manhunter misses Stev Ansahok! 5 Luxe is added to Cryo's account for Mutant bounty! 6. KAL RISSO Kal Risso attacks the Squamous Horror! Squamous Horror takes 3 damage! Squamous Horror misses Kal Risso! 9. SCRAMBLE Scramble attacks Mutant Grunt 1! Mutant Grunt 1 takes 2 damage and dies! Rampage! Scramble misses Mutant Grunt 2! Mutant Grunt 1 attacks Scramble! Scramble takes 1 damage! Mutant Grunt 2 misses Scramble! 1 Luxe is added to Scramble's account for Mutant bounty! Wreckers, complete your final Actions before extraction!Accounts posted:1. Bobby-Jack Johnson 116L Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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WAAAIIIITTTTTTT I WANNA Shootie the mutie: 1d10 8 Hope I'm not too late, sorry E: Thanks 
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Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 1/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 66 Beta Enforcer HP: 6/6 Fuel: 05 Rad Innoculation: 2 Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Rig-Ripper, Medikit (X), Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1 Kal Risso crested the desert hill in his Beta rig, only to encounter a familiar monstrous sight tucked within a vast crevice cracked into the desert plain: yet another gods-be-damned Squamous Horror! What had Kal done to deserve this? The scaly thing started unfolding itself from its nether-space, its eyes wildly swiveling around in its sockets, its nostrils flaring and its tongue slavering with a faintly glowing secretion. It had heard Kal Risso's approach, and now it was seeking out prey. Fight or flight? This was the fourth Squamous Horror Kal had encountered, and he knew first-hand they were particularly tough customers and devilishly tricky to escape. Inside his rig-pod, Kal Risso flipped a coin to see what he'd do. Heads (1): Test Out Rig-Ripper, Tails (2): Bobby-Jack Special: 1d2 1 Kal Risso broke out the rig-ripper attached to his Beta Enforcer's mecha-gauntlet and took it for a spin. "You said you wanted some Squamous Horror hide, PAFS director? How about a first offering?!" He leapt down into the abyss and revved up the rig-ripper to blinding speed. Rig-Ripper on the Fourth Squamous Horror: 1d8 5 e: (Imagine this happened before the last update by Bee Bonk and it will make sense!) Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 4 / MOVE: 2 / 26L, 8F / CYBER: RIG JACK /MUTATION: AMYGDALIC HYPERCEPHALY] There wasn't much time left before exfiltration, but Stev intended to make the most of it. He hadn't come all this way not to get at those goodies, after all. He stepped through the smouldering ruins of the vault door and peered around, finally spotting some signs denoting what was where. Stockpile... eh, he'd have to pay to haul the stuff out anyways. May as well leave it. The rest sounded promising, but none moreso than the Biofoundry. That Voice was starting to get annoying, and despite what the Lung Bandit had told him, Stev had a sneaking suspicion that maybe having extra brain stuck in there wasn't a straight upgrade. At least, not the way that the Bandit had done it. Surely random machinery in a vault in a middle of a blasted wasteland would be better at brain surgery! Setting down his stuff, Stev hoisted himself onto the operating table and laid down as a truly terrifying array of robotic arms, some armed with incredibly sharp knives, started probing his skull. "Make this quick, will you? I've got a flight to catch." Using the Biofoundry to upgrade Amygdalic Hypercephaly. For exfiltration, Stev will be travelling light, taking his Scope and the Tuned K-Hammer, for a total cost of 30 Luxe
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[SCRAMBLE / HP: 2/ MOVE: 4 / PATIENT ZERO / FLEXIBLE SNOUT / PULSATING SKULL 2 luxe Scramble looks at the remaining mutant, nonplussed. "Look, I'm opening this box and then I'm leaving. You can try and stop me and die or you can chill and even get a cool box to sleep in or something. Whatever. I don't care." Scramble attempts popping the seal on the Wrecksmas present. Supply roll: 1d20 15 Coffin Nail. Scramble stares at the unassuming shell in her hand and then at the boss kill notice on her wristcomp. A long moment passes before Scramble starts cackling. She's still laughing as the exfil helo-rig swoops in. Item exfil bill: +10 +20 +30 =60 luxe
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Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 1/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 66 Beta Enforcer HP: 6/6 Fuel: 05 Rad Innoculation: 2 Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Rig-Ripper, Medikit (X), Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1 Wait, what - it was already done? Cancer had already been defeated? -And just when things were starting to get good for Kal Risso, too! With the Squamous Horror firmly planted under his Enforcer's robotic boot, Kal took a breather from combat to review his Comms tablet and check his Wrecker accounts. Exfiltration Protocol Initiated posted:Wrecker, Kal Risso: +0 (free for survivors) Kal was elated, but at the same time he hungered for more action. Would he be able to return to civilization after all this? Kal Risso was already making plans to sign up for the next Wrecking Crew games when the aerolift arrived... e: Surviving Wreckers exfiltrate for free! Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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[CRYO / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 8 / LUXE: 25 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA / MUTATIONS: TRAUMATIC SCLERODERMA] Cryo watched as a mushroom cloud curled on the horizon. Not that it was particularly interesting in and of itself, someone was always nuking someone down here, but this one was suspiciously close to where the Cancer was supposed to be. And sure enough, she could already feel that telltale twinge in her spine as the repulsors on the extraction craft came closer. A shame the team couldn't pick through the vault more thoroughly, but the ride home only touched down briefly and the pilots were not the type to wait around. There was time for just one brief detour into the medbay, though. Use the Medifactor to add 1 max HP As for extraction: Dr. Stinger - 10 Scope - 20 Strike Beacon - 30 Total: 60 Luxe
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[MIDGE/ HP: 5 (RIG:3)/ MOVE: 1 (RIG:3)/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:22 FUEL:8 With the 'You survived' alarm pinging, Midge looked between the promise of the vault, and the vast array of salvageable wreckage in the hex. He didn't have long, but he wasn't called a Junker for nothing. Salvage everything! Salvage the rigs and everything else: 19d6 72. Divvying it up 20 each to Cryo and Stev, with Midge claiming a 12 luxe fee for forgoing the cyber upgrade on top of his share for 32 Luxe total He distributed 20 Luxe each to Cryo and Stev with a smile. "Pleasure wrecking with you. Keep an eye out in the next arena, yes?" Exfiltration fees posted:
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[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 2/3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 12 / CYBER: BONE LACING] Well. There wasn't all that much to do here anymore, was there? Still a bit shocked that his plan had actually worked, Bobby-Jack set to looting his prize. Taking with me my Squidpack and Medikit for 30 Luxe total Salvaging Cancer: 12d6: 34
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 1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON Bobby-Jack salvages for 34 Luxe! Extraction Report posted:Bobby-Jack Johnson: 11 Kills 2. STEV ANSAHOK Stev uses Biofoundry! Stev Mutates! Mutatis Mutandis posted:Vox Mutandis: Mutants are neutral to the subject. Action: Roll 4 on 1d4 to gain a mutant as a follower. Extraction Report posted:Stev Ansahok: 7 Kills 3. CRYO Cryo uses Medifactor! Cryo gains 1 Max HP! Extraction Report posted:Cryo: 8 Kills 4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH Midge salvages for 72 Luxe! 20 Luxe transferred to Stev! 20 Luxe transferred to Cryo! Extraction Report posted:"Midge" Gureyevitch: 3 Kills 6. KAL RISSO Extraction Report posted:Kal Risso: 4 Kills 9. SCRAMBLE Scramble acquires Coffin Nail Extraction Report posted:Scramble: 7 Kills Extraction posted:AUDIO: Destruction of the Airhorn Homeworld    Quite a kickoff for the new Wrecking Crew, Rev. A Sudden-rear end conclusion, Haze. Can we talk about that Squidpack meta? Squidpacks have always been desirable items, Ocho, but the models TeuthisCorp provided for testing this time seem to have been game-changers. What's this I hear about spine and thyroid cancer, though? Seems like a righteous rad-goiter would do a number on a promising career in rig-fustigation. Apparently there's a little bleed from the power source on these no-recharge models. TeuthisCorp is generously providing complementary spinal taps and hormone panels for all Wreckers, and a very competitive rate on lesion removal if they agree to the corporate testing protocol. Free spinal taps and cheap lesion removal! I gotta get me one of those! Sadly for fans of Squidpants Johnson, TeuthisCorp has also decided to move away from the no-recharge model until the process can be somewhat refined. The Teuthis spokesbeing promises, however, that the next rollout will have better ergonomic weight distribution, and 67% fewer leaks! 6 survivors, though! Been a sweet while since we've had numbers that shuàidāi on an entirely fresh pack of meatballs! Assuming they wind up back in the pod, which, statistically speaking, is almost inevitable given the typically poor financial discipline of the types that wind up as Wreckers, we should have a particularly formidible bunch of players for the next game. Our Producer assures us, though, that WCLTD Murderologists have made sure that the next combat arena will provide a challenge comensurate with the skills on display. Broof'n, Hazel. Bottom almost seemed like it was on the Wreckers' team, sometimes. There should be no such problems with RIME. Spill those bean-rear end deets, my Hazel! In due time, honored Reverend sir. In due time. I'm comin' off my Drenlinz rush, Haze, and I'm shakin' for more WRECKIN'! Then be here, precious babies, same REKT time, same REKT frequency, for the next steel-rending installment of... WRECKING CREW!!!Shiiit, where's that PA with the benzos and body oil?
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We'll take a short break to get RIME ready to go, and in the meantime... Applications are re-open!        Wreckers: Make a post listing your name, portrait, class, and Orokos rolls for loadout. When you see your name and vitals on the broadcast, you're in! Since the game is round-based, if you play a wrecker, you'll want to keep up. The game updates every evening, if possible! Veterans: Just tell me you're back in, and select your Veteran Benefits! Veteran Benefits posted:Female VO: Guests of WRECKING CREW receive... Sponsors: Just participate in the thread. If you don't have a Wrecker on the board, you can post as a sponsor! Wreckers will upload luxe from the combat zone that you can use to send materiel support...or "support"! Unlike wreckers, sponsors have no expectation of involvement; jump in and out as you like! Sponsors posted:Introducing Exclusive Sponsorships! Check out these changes! Rules and Item Changes posted:Squidpack (Item): The proprietary TeuthisCorp PicoCloud must now be reloaded with feedstock. Once activated, the user must either spend 5 Luxe, or spend their Action reloading with nearby debris before activating it again. Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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