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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
KANE

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SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
That Kane promo took 30-40 minutes originally.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

SunshineDanceParty posted:

That Kane promo took 30-40 minutes originally.

*Bill Goldberg winks at you seductively*

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

post post post

how dare you show me braun in a weakened position :mad:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Kane unzips his mask and looks up, hopeful that you are still attracted to him =^.^=

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
~I remove my shirt slowly~

~I unzip~

~I slam my arms down~

~pyro ERUPTS~

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Kane partially unzips his mask, showing his scarred forehead cleavage to the masses

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

with the BIG DOG

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

dromal phrenia posted:

post post post

how dare you show me braun in a weakened position :mad:

*Bill Goldberg stretches, showing off his chiseled physique, before sitting down on the luxurious king-sized bed. He pats the mattress playfully, "Ready to get raw?"*

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

OldTennisCourt posted:

~I remove my shirt slowly~

~I unzip~

~I slam my arms down~

~pyro ERUPTS~

so thaaatttt's what he calls it.

Kinda early though.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

ooohhahhhh

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

roman is stuck in the yard now that paige has reclaimed her house

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Bill Goldberg posted:

*Bill Goldberg stretches, showing off his chiseled physique, before sitting down on the luxurious king-sized bed. He pats the mattress playfully, "Ready to get raw?"*

"Woof woof" says Roman Reigns.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Honest opinion. Who is a worse start to RAW, Steph or Roman?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

"Woof woof" says Roman Reigns.

Read and Review guys

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
*Bill Goldberg moves in to kiss you, you can sense he's a bit nervous, he wants this to be special for both of you. Just before you close your eyes, leaning your head in to meet his lips, you notice his fat, shirtless son, staring lustfully at the goings on*

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Why is Roman Reigns incapable of carrying non-world titles like a wrestler

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

THE MOST LIKED INSTAGRAM PHOTO IN WWE HISTORY

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



EVERYONE LIKES HIM ON INSTAGRAM

HE'S THE GREATEST EVER

THE GREATEST AND BESTEST

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

OldTennisCourt posted:

Read and Review guys

3000 5 star reviews on goodreads

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

CarlCX posted:

Why is Roman Reigns incapable of carrying non-world titles like a wrestler

Too many guys don't wear the belts any more and it's kind of a shame

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

CarlCX posted:

Why is Roman Reigns incapable of carrying non-world titles like a wrestler

Because he's a superstar god drat it! *slams down ketchup and steak wrap, angrystruts out*

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

*Bill Goldberg moves in to kiss you, you can sense he's a bit nervous, he wants this to be special for both of you. Just before you close your eyes, leaning your head in to meet his lips, you notice his fat, shirtless son, staring lustfully at the goings on*

post the son's tits

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

"Woof woof" says Roman Reigns.

"Let me show you why they call me the big dog," says Roman as he slowly undoes his vest, revealing his ample, plush chest. "Bow wow," he says huskily as he drops his leather pants, revealing his red, swollen dog penis.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
are people cheering roman reigns

i cannot tell

bartok
May 10, 2006



Middle America loves them some Roman Reigns

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



the weakest "you deserve it" chant ever known to man

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

he deserves it

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Bill Goldberg posted:

"Let me show you why they call me the big dog," says Roman as he slowly undoes his vest, revealing his ample, plush chest. "Bow wow," he says huskily as he drops his leather pants, revealing his red, swollen dog penis.

I have made a terrible mistake, says fluffy bunnies, after posting that woof woof remark

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

that seemed unnecessary, the shield are bullies and bullies aren't cool. be a star.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Professor Funk posted:

are people cheering roman reigns

i cannot tell

There was a small "You deserved it!" chant, which was nice :)

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

This is a weird crowd

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Jerusalem posted:

There was a small "You deserved it!" chant, which was nice :)

we are through the looking glass

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

love to click 'like' on dogs with belts, not gonna lie

bartok
May 10, 2006



Big Dog seems genuinely surprised by the cheers

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Hilariously though there is legit a romance fanfic with Steph and Chris Jericho that's been run since 2004.

I'm 90% it's the longest running fanfic in history.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Bill Goldberg posted:

"Let me show you why they call me the big dog," says Roman as he slowly undoes his vest, revealing his ample, plush chest. "Bow wow," he says huskily as he drops his leather pants, revealing his red, swollen dog penis.

"This red rocket is ready to launch, OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
It’s almost like Roman Reigns is ok in the mid card or something, maybe they should keep him there.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I have made a terrible mistake, says fluffy bunnies, after posting that woof woof remark

"Y'all are about to be... 'tied up' for a while, sugar." Roman drops his Intercontinental Championship Title to the floor, as if it were simply a prop.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

There's nothing in the rules that says you can't have a Miz.... tourage!

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