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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Rhonne posted:

Triple H is back so the king is no longer slayed.

the king inconveniencer

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Renee sat at the edge of the bed, frustrated. Dean's wacky lines were so limp, lifeless. She needed something... more real.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hear Dean can't get it up unless he's laying on a bed full of thumb tacks.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



[unintelligible shittalking]

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Bill Goldberg posted:

Renee sat at the edge of the bed, frustrated. Dean's wacky lines were so limp, lifeless. She needed something... more real.

*Natural Born Killaz begins to blare throughout the hotel room*

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

dromal phrenia posted:

the king inconveniencer

otherwise known as age of consent laws

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

Sheamus is there too.

Begging for the hot tag until Dean has to call hotel security.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Jerusalem posted:

Begging for the hot tag until Dean has to call hotel security.

please narrate this, in the spirit of the thread

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

OldTennisCourt posted:

otherwise known as age of consent laws

:drat:

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Bill Goldberg posted:

Renee sat at the edge of the bed, frustrated. Dean's wacky lines were so limp, lifeless. She needed something... more real.

Enter Breezango.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bill Goldberg posted:

please narrate this, in the spirit of the thread

That one glitch video from Heavy Rain of the dad screaming,"SHAUNNNNN!" but instead it is Sheamus screaming,"FELLLLLAAAAAAAAA"

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
So I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, what's the deal with the tape that Cesaro wears on his right shoulder?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Bill Goldberg posted:

Renee sat at the edge of the bed, frustrated. Dean's wacky lines were so limp, lifeless. She needed something... more real.
And that man was The Genius Lanny Poffo.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Push El Burrito posted:

Sheamus is there too.

If we don't get a scene in which Sheamus ambushes Ambrose outside his hotel suite, it'll be a waste of a good honeymoon and a possible Ludicrous Pretaped Hotel Brawl, imho. Just think of all the fun that could be had with those room-service carts!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

drrockso20 posted:

So I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, what's the deal with the tape that Cesaro wears on his right shoulder?

The athletic tape wrapped tightly around Cesaro's cock slowly began to rip...

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

drrockso20 posted:

So I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, what's the deal with the tape that Cesaro wears on his right shoulder?

It's a map back to ROH in case he ever needs it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

drrockso20 posted:

So I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, what's the deal with the tape that Cesaro wears on his right shoulder?

It's kinesio tape I think? He hurt his shoulder a while back but worked through it, not sure if he just continues to wear it as a matter of course now or if he is still putting off surgery.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

as far as im concerned, countering a top-rope suplex to follow up with a crossbody or missile dropkick is a heel move

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



drrockso20 posted:

So I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, what's the deal with the tape that Cesaro wears on his right shoulder?

it's kinesio tape. it's supposed to help muscles or some poo poo and cesaro had a shoulder injury like two years ago and he never stopped wearing it.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ahaha someone gif the two guys spinning around trying to abdominal stretch each other

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Jerusalem posted:

It's kinesio tape I think? He hurt his shoulder a while back but worked through it, not sure if he just continues to wear it as a matter of course now or if he is still putting off surgery.

Huh never heard of that stuff before, interesting

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Abroham Lincoln posted:

it's kinesio tape. it's supposed to help muscles or some poo poo and cesaro had a shoulder injury like two years ago and he never stopped wearing it.

It’s incredibly expensive. I hope he buys in bulk

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it also does nothing and is a complete hoax

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Jerusalem posted:

It's kinesio tape I think? He hurt his shoulder a while back but worked through it, not sure if he just continues to wear it as a matter of course now or if he is still putting off surgery.

I think it's just a part of his look now like his mouth guard will be. As the years and injuries accumulate Cesaro will be more accessory than man.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SunshineDanceParty posted:

I think it's just a part of his look now like his mouth guard will be. As the years and injuries accumulate Cesaro will be more accessory than man.

uh he's called the swiss CYBORG, this is intentional :rolleye:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



cesaro has replaced his bones with an adamantium skeleton

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Bill Goldberg posted:

it also does nothing and is a complete hoax

I wear it and I feel awesome. I also wear a copper bracelet and take vitamins every morning.

I'm indestructible.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
This is a really good match

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh its over

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Rain Trigger is good in theory but Rollins does it with zero impact

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Seth, I have a very important question. What's with your hair right now?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is so stupid lmao

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

What the gently caress

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Push El Burrito posted:

I wear it and I feel awesome. I also wear a copper bracelet and take vitamins every morning.

I'm indestructible.

Eating vitamins without also saying your prayers is not ideal tbh. Have you learned nothing?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
dean should not be married to renee or married at all canonically, he should be single forever like japanese pop idols

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
BELIEVE THAT, CHARLES :lol:

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Where did you get that mohawk Sheamus, the weird Irish toilet store? :smuggo:

Sick burn Seth.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Please give Elias the IC belt tia

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Kurt doesn't watch 205 Live.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I keep chuckling at "intercontinental champion roman reigns"

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