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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Who else is watching it, the b show

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm here for the best part of Smackdown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPQgsxQqsVA

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I'm here for Ruubyy Riott.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i feel sad for the beaten down faces, sami and kevin, those heels beating on sami were so cruel.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

STARTING OFF THE SHOW WITH A MCMAHON HELL YES :getin: :getin: :getin: :getin: :unsmigghh: :unsmigghh: :unsmigghh:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol at the forlorn echo version of Orton's theme.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

shiksa posted:

Who else is watching it, the b show

I like this show. It soothes the balm of Chris Jericho warning other humanoids about me.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

I'm here for the best part of Smackdown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPQgsxQqsVA

:hai: RIP this theme

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
"Smackdown starts with a 20-minute Shane promo" is the new "Raw starts with a 20-minute Stephanie/HHH promo"

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

shiksa posted:

the b show

B for Best

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
I'm not falling for that trick, WWE, I'm not interested in Randy Orton.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

lol at the forlorn echo version of Orton's theme.

they've used it before and now i think someone in the production truck just decided its their 'thing' to use it when orton is mentioned

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



"this show isn't about us, it's about the wrestlers"

*shane mcmahon cuts a 20 minute promo*

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
Haha I’m already done watching. Highlights later for me I just can’t do Shane.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

HitTheTargets posted:

I'm not falling for that trick, WWE, I'm not interested in Randy Orton.

What about the voices in your head telling you to?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

TONIGHTS MAIN EVENT: the chinlock master vs. the god of headlocks

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Bryan does kind of have a horse mouth.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Abroham Lincoln posted:

"this show isn't about us, it's about the wrestlers"

*shane mcmahon cuts a 20 minute promo*

Shane's a wrestler, in the same way that Mass Transit was.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

Shane's a wrestler, in the same way that Mass Transit was.

we should be so lucky

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Excuse me shane, but daniel is a goat. Not a horse.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

HitTheTargets posted:

I'm not falling for that trick, WWE, I'm not interested in Randy Orton.

randy orton is just a placeholder name the writers use when they dont know who to put into a feud. sometimes they forget to find and replace the randy ortons in the script so they have to hire the actor we know as randy orton.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Shima Honnou posted:

What about the voices in your head telling you to?

It's November, so they just want some pie. :shrug:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Mr. Big Muscle with his arms crossed staring down the camera.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

HitTheTargets posted:

It's November, so they just want some pie. :shrug:

its nofap november so don't lie to me, they're screaming at you to shoot those thick ropey loads you've been storing up

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
"Kevin Owens beat up my father"*cheers*

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
goood ol kevvy owens

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Push El Burrito posted:

Mr. Big Muscle with his arms crossed staring down the camera.

Braun's here?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

someday i'd like to be called 'mr big muscle'

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Shima Honnou posted:

Braun's here?

He hasn't yelled his own name yet so I'm not sure.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

finally it is revealed that shane misunderstood when people told him bryan was a 'yes man'

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
But Shane they wanted to be rich and famous

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
can we actually give daniel the book? in real life? maybe he'll be satisfied and wont destroy his brain.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

dromal phrenia posted:

its nofap november

Maybe for you.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

shiksa posted:

can we actually give daniel the book? in real life? maybe he'll be satisfied and wont destroy his brain.

he will immediately book himself in a full-roster gauntlet match

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

HitTheTargets posted:

Maybe for you.

i lost nofap november like 2 days in :negative:



....ok less :negative: and more :q:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

shiksa posted:

can we actually give daniel the book? in real life? maybe he'll be satisfied and wont destroy his brain.

I have the book, finally!

*crosses out the name of one wrestler for every match, writes own name in*

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Ruby Riott, Liv Morgann, and Sarah Logann

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
It's a No-DQ match and Sami Zayn is barred from ringside. If he goes to ringside, then Kevin will be disqualified!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
if they just replicate the heel women's stable segment beat for beat tonight i might just lose my mind.

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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

shiksa posted:

randy orton is just a placeholder name the writers use when they dont know who to put into a feud. sometimes they forget to find and replace the randy ortons in the script so they have to hire the actor we know as randy orton.

This explains Team Paige on Raw and Team Ruby on SD.

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