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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

sometimes i think about how much money i could make if i did what i do now freelance but then i remember that the concept of an 8 hour work day would be destroyed because "im my own boss and i can work whenever i want!!"

Yeah you'll work 12 hours for maybe 4 hours pay.


ExplodingSims posted:

Oh jesus I thought we'd finally rid ourselves of the lovely FUCKYEAR.gif plague.
No poo poo. 2017 was pretty good

Adiabatic posted:

I was having a great day until I just now touched the tip of my dick on a public toilet and now I probably have all of the diseases goodbye cruel world

You'll be fine.

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Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

ExplodingSims posted:

Have you considered trying to look for the positive things in life and reflecting on the good things instead of posting a dumb meme?

Yeah dawg happiness is cultivated. Water your drat happiness plants.

Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

ilkhan posted:

But I also went and did a Polar Express train ride with the GF and her kid last night (which was fun, if somewhat boring), so I guess I don't have room to complain.

Kid stuff like that is so hysterical. Coming in as an outsider, I can imagine how it's a little less than exciting. To me it's so cute watching the kids get jazzed up about being out late-ish (depending on time of train) in their PJs, getting hot cocoa and cookies, and then listening to the story. The only way you can "get in" up here is by volunteering 4 hours as an "elf" which is an experience in and of itself.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
2017 started out as the worst time in my life. I took that poo poo, turned it around, lost a fuckton of weight and got engaged to a literal Disney Princess. 87 days til I get married and I've never been happier or healthier.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
2017 can go gently caress itself with a rusted sewer pipe

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004
I'm visiting my wife's side of the family, for the first time ever, in her home town of São Paulo from mid-December until the 2nd week of January. I'm severely lacking in Portuguese, rhythm, and international travel experience so I know I'm in for a huge culture shock. Then, literally 2 days after I get back, I start community college at the youthful age of 33...I haven't ever had anxiety like I'm feeling now. But it's better than struggling to get out of bed every morning because I have no desire to do what I'm doing for the rest of my life despite having a decent job I could stay with until retirement.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Take what enjoyment you can from friends and life because unless you ditch all your friends for younger ones every year those people are just getting older.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Wally Joyner posted:

I'm visiting my wife's side of the family, for the first time ever, in her home town of São Paulo from mid-December until the 2nd week of January. I'm severely lacking in Portuguese, rhythm, and international travel experience so I know I'm in for a huge culture shock. Then, literally 2 days after I get back, I start community college at the youthful age of 33...I haven't ever had anxiety like I'm feeling now. But it's better than struggling to get out of bed every morning because I have no desire to do what I'm doing for the rest of my life despite having a decent job I could stay with until retirement.

Travelling is dope and I'm sure you'll have a great time regardless as travelling is possibly the best thing you can do to expand your horizons. The world is a cool place and far too many people never get to experience much of it.

What will you be studying?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



in the last year i've had to bury my mother, mourn the loss of a pregnancy, and put the most beautiful dog i have ever seen down. I've had to live with a lovely president, watch nazis march the streets and gain seats in government across the US and Europe, be aware of the fact that north korea could start another world war, watch Russia wage "cyberwar" and meddle with the world's democratic functions, abandon friends because they're more mad about a black man standing against police brutality than a rapist being the president, and watch helplessly as corporate greed destroys the environment, economy, and the nation

2017 has been terrible for my mental health and for the world, and it's worse knowing that everything is only going to get worse if something drastic doesn't happen, and I'm concerned that the only measure drastic enough is a bloody civil war

in conclusion,

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



I'm ambivalent about 2017 on a personal level. World-wide it's been subpar for sure but unless I don't get a decent raise this December it hasn't been all bad for me.

If work turns around and says "thanks for literally saving the company multiple times this year, no raises" I'm going to riot though.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


There's no penis like hap-penis

gimpsuitjones
Mar 27, 2007

What are you lookin at...
It hasn’t rained in 21 days here. I live in the wettest part of Nz where normally we get something like 6 metres of rain a year. Last summer we didn’t get 2 consecutive non-rain days.

This is magical. It’s probably a record, especially for what was until today Spring.

My lawn is brown, my garden needs watering 3 times a day and I spent most of yesterday afternoon half-asleep on the porch with a novel and gin&tonic.

Also 2017 wasn’t so bad, I caught a lot of fish, shot some deer, took my landcruiser a bunch of places, got the first permanent job of my life at age 29 with a 12%ish pay bump to go with it, started rock climbing which I always meant to do but never got around to and haven’t died or got an incurable disease

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Kazinsal posted:

I'm ambivalent about 2017 on a personal level. World-wide it's been subpar for sure but unless I don't get a decent raise this December it hasn't been all bad for me.

If work turns around and says "thanks for literally saving the company multiple times this year, no raises" I'm going to riot though.

why riot when you can leave the company for a job that would actually appreciate you and then eat popcorn when your previous employer eventually fails thanks to their mismanagement

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Travelling is dope and I'm sure you'll have a great time regardless as travelling is possibly the best thing you can do to expand your horizons. The world is a cool place and far too many people never get to experience much of it.

What will you be studying?

I know this is going to be an unforgettable experience and I'm super thrilled but it's definitely a long way from my insulated Minnea-comfort-zone. It's a timely shake-up, really

I'm currently enrolled in an Education program hoping to one day be teaching Social studies.

stone soup fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Nov 30, 2017

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

in the last year i've had to bury my mother, mourn the loss of a pregnancy, and put the most beautiful dog i have ever seen down. I've had to live with a lovely president, watch nazis march the streets and gain seats in government across the US and Europe, be aware of the fact that north korea could start another world war, watch Russia wage "cyberwar" and meddle with the world's democratic functions, abandon friends because they're more mad about a black man standing against police brutality than a rapist being the president, and watch helplessly as corporate greed destroys the environment, economy, and the nation

2017 has been terrible for my mental health and for the world, and it's worse knowing that everything is only going to get worse if something drastic doesn't happen, and I'm concerned that the only measure drastic enough is a bloody civil war

in conclusion,


Well you see TT you just need to have a better attitude :downswords: bootstraps

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011
Where the hell did the year go. I feel like I accomplished nothing of value. Sigh.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Lightbulb Out posted:

Well you see TT you just need to have a better attitude :downswords: bootstraps

attitudestraps

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


everything can just go gently caress itself right now ok

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009

IOwnCalculus posted:

Well, Dmitry, if this wasn't a friendly call... You probably wouldn't be getting it.

"They'll see the BIG BOARD!"

Wow 2017. Job promotion. Sold our house, started the steps to building a new one while living at my in-laws.
Just put on a huge rear end project and trying to come to grips with it 1.5 months before their 1st attempts to go live with it.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Lightbulb Out posted:

Well you see TT you just need to have a better attitude :downswords: bootstraps

yeah exactly

that whole line of bullshit makes me so mad.

god drat

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

I've had to live with a lovely president, watch nazis march the streets and gain seats in government across the US and Europe, be aware of the fact that north korea could start another world war, watch Russia wage "cyberwar" and meddle with the world's democratic functions, abandon friends because they're more mad about a black man standing against police brutality than a rapist being the president, and watch helplessly as corporate greed destroys the environment, economy, and the nation

2017 has been terrible for my mental health and for the world, and it's worse knowing that everything is only going to get worse if something drastic doesn't happen, and I'm concerned that the only measure drastic enough is a bloody civil war

in conclusion,

Not going into politics chat, but just lol.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Kazinsal posted:

I'm ambivalent about 2017 on a personal level. World-wide it's been subpar for sure but unless I don't get a decent raise this December it hasn't been all bad for me.

If work turns around and says "thanks for literally saving the company multiple times this year, no raises" I'm going to riot though.


Dagen H posted:

Can either of you suggest an alternative that conveys the same message?

(I'm ambivalent about 2017)





I can look at 2017 in two ways:

1: The year I ended one bad relationship, went through a lot of trouble and heartache, only to move in with somebody who I thought was a long-term "one," but eventually just left my rear end after less than a year. I sold all of my fun cars, and have no money to show for it.

2: The year I separated myself from toxic people, started some online classes, greatly reduced my debt, and learned a lot about life.

Neither one is all sunshine and rainbows. I want to say option 2, but throw in a good "gently caress 2017" about option 1. Also, politics chat aside, the world is a loving mess right now, and it's not just the 24-hour news cycle emphasizing "badness." I'm 30. I was prime learnin' age for 9/11, and the 24-hour news cycle that grew from that. This seems different.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

freelop posted:

Now to hunt for a MK1 escort to go with it...
RIP your financial wellbeing.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



"The world..."



"... is more peaceful now..."



"...than it has ever been..."



and yet that still is not enough

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
pls no

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



ok sorry i will take my sadbrains posting back to the 'pos

later nerds

Tomarse
Mar 7, 2001

Grr



FAT32 SHAMER posted:

in the last year i've had to bury my mother, mourn the loss of a pregnancy, and put the most beautiful dog i have ever seen down. I've had to live with a lovely president, watch nazis march the streets and gain seats in government across the US and Europe, be aware of the fact that north korea could start another world war, watch Russia wage "cyberwar" and meddle with the world's democratic functions, abandon friends because they're more mad about a black man standing against police brutality than a rapist being the president, and watch helplessly as corporate greed destroys the environment, economy, and the nation

2017 has been terrible for my mental health and for the world, and it's worse knowing that everything is only going to get worse if something drastic doesn't happen, and I'm concerned that the only measure drastic enough is a bloody civil war

in conclusion,


I'm with you on this. The world is getting shittier and we are getting hosed over by things out of our control. This year I have also abandoned friends and i'm struggling with some family members.

also the sweet little catte who lived 2 doors down from my house and who used to come round and visit me everyday and wait for me to get home so she could sit on my lap and drool on me and purr moved away with her real people last week :(

I do however have a beer advent calendar, so the next 24 days are going to be slightly improved.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

in conclusion,


Quoting for truth and to annoy those who get butthurt about it.

2017 has been a wash. Got a house, got a doggo, had to deal with some stressful personal poo poo, but got a p. decent raise at work too. 6/10

That reminds me I should post some doggo pics for you all to enjoy.

Having a day off in the middle of the week almost makes up for having to work a Saturday. Got all sorts of errands done and commencing day drinking until I have to cook dinner for the wife. 9/10

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Tomarse posted:

I'm with you on this. The world is getting shittier and we are getting hosed over by things out of our control. This year I have also abandoned friends and i'm struggling with some family members.

also the sweet little catte who lived 2 doors down from my house and who used to come round and visit me everyday and wait for me to get home so she could sit on my lap and drool on me and purr moved away with her real people last week :(

I do however have a beer advent calendar, so the next 24 days are going to be slightly improved.

Adopt a cat. (If feasible)

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Dogchat: This is Biscuit. He's a good good boy despite being a just over three month old puppy with all the challenges that entails.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
I have a unicorn on my desk and I dont give a flying gently caress what anyone thinks. Goes well with the "Get your poo poo together" T-Shirt that breaks the dress code in all sorts of ways but... I really ran out of fucks to give.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Biscuit is a pro-tier pupper name. Biscuit appears to be a good dogge.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Previa_fun posted:

Dogchat: This is Biscuit. He's a good good boy despite being a just over three month old puppy with all the challenges that entails.



What a good dog.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Previa_fun posted:

Dogchat: This is Biscuit. He's a good good boy despite being a just over three month old puppy with all the challenges that entails.



Good doggo :3:


Unrelated, I decided to start eating healthier and bringing decent meals to work for lunch instead of just buying overpriced crap from the local cafe (I'd like to lose maybe 15-20 pounds or so) and today happened to be the day some folks from one of our distributors showed up with three goddamn boxes of donuts :argh:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


drat Nazi scum piss me off. My grandads didn't fight in WWII so you shitstains could infect the US.

So I'm going to change the subject.

If you're not aware of Skyrim, Dovahkiin, etc., you're not going to get this, but I have to share.
I'm not talented enough to fully develop it like some of you nerds, so you get what I got.

So, my wife is playing the new expansion that has "artifices" in it, mechanical beings. One of them is a hand-sized dragonfly, but of course in that world, it's a "Dovah-fly", because Dovah = dragon in elder Scrolls. That's reasonably clever for what amounts to set dressing, but for some reason, my mind took off.
So Dovahkiin is dragonborne. Dovah-fly is a dragonfly... would a dragon's schlong be a Dovahpeen?

And then:
Dovahpeen! Dovahpeen!
It's a humongous thing!
DovahPeen! It's a ween
Like you've never seen!

Come along! Sing my song! 'Bout my schlong, it's so long!


That's all I got, but it amused me. and I've been singing it to myself all day, despite it being so short.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

"The world..."



"... is more peaceful now..."



"...than it has ever been..."



and yet that still is not enough

You're just making the deplorables happy with these posts. They're happy to see you miserable

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



BraveUlysses posted:

You're just making the deplorables happy with these posts. They're happy to see you miserable

eh fair enough

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

Darchangel posted:

drat Nazi scum piss me off. My grandads didn't fight in WWII so you shitstains could infect the US.

So I'm going to change the subject.

If you're not aware of Skyrim, Dovahkiin, etc., you're not going to get this, but I have to share.
I'm not talented enough to fully develop it like some of you nerds, so you get what I got.

So, my wife is playing the new expansion that has "artifices" in it, mechanical beings. One of them is a hand-sized dragonfly, but of course in that world, it's a "Dovah-fly", because Dovah = dragon in elder Scrolls. That's reasonably clever for what amounts to set dressing, but for some reason, my mind took off.
So Dovahkiin is dragonborne. Dovah-fly is a dragonfly... would a dragon's schlong be a Dovahpeen?

And then:
Dovahpeen! Dovahpeen!
It's a humongous thing!
DovahPeen! It's a ween
Like you've never seen!

Come along! Sing my song! 'Bout my schlong, it's so long!


That's all I got, but it amused me. and I've been singing it to myself all day, despite it being so short.

I enjoyed your song about dragon dong.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





FAT32 SHAMER posted:

eh fair enough



The achievement you can get in the level on Venus is amazing.

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Grakkus
Sep 4, 2011

cursedshitbox posted:

Yeah you'll work 12 hours for maybe 4 hours pay.


I've been working freelance for two years now and my experience is more along the lines of 4 hours work for 12 hours pay. This is Europe though so YMMV, I hear the US a pretty different attitude towards work

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