my real name is Tom Dickenherry
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 04:38 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z848FFClBM
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 05:00 |
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columbos name is frank and morse is called endeavour so they have failed
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 05:11 |
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What in the heck is the matter with your first name OP???
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 05:17 |
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a real rude dude posted:columbos name is frank What the gently caress?
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 05:34 |
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Icochet posted:What the gently caress? its true
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 05:35 |
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1gnoirents posted:What in the heck is the matter with your first name OP??? Ok to be honest it's "Judas". It's a nightmare.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 05:35 |
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Icochet posted:Ok to be honest it's "Judas". It's a nightmare. Judas was Christ’s most devoted disciple and the only one Jesus could trust to carry out the vital mission of turning him in. Judas was the Severus Snape of the Bible. HTH.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 05:58 |
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Icochet posted:Ok to be honest it's "Judas". It's a nightmare. tell people you pronounce it "yooden" and how much you hate it
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 06:02 |
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Applewhite posted:Judas was Christ’s most devoted disciple and the only one Jesus could trust to carry out the vital mission of turning him in. Judas was the Severus Snape of the Bible. HTH. Jesus told him he would betray him three time. Dude had no choice.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 06:06 |
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Herbert Johnson, when they ask your first name, don't answer, just show them your johnson.
BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Dec 1, 2017 |
# ? Dec 1, 2017 06:06 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Jesus told him he would betray him three time. Dude had no choice. That was Peter.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 06:24 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:If your first name sucks, shorten the name, nick names or initials. My name is Herbert, but most people call me Daniel
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 06:32 |
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Applewhite posted:That was Peter. oh poo poo your right. He still new Judas would sell him out how could he not
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 06:35 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:oh poo poo your right. Of course he did; it was all part of the plan.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 07:37 |
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Ok ok, say i remain Judas, any ideas how to monetize betraying my friends? It must be pretty much Capitalism 101 but i never took economics at school. So far I haven't had any offers from the romans.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 09:01 |
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judas iscariot was a famous turncoat
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 09:04 |
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he turned his coat on jesus christ, which killed him by the hands of the loving jews
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 09:06 |
poopnanners posted:Just type in your first name and it will automatically be censored for your privacy. ******* E: woah it's true
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 10:26 |
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Orkin Mang posted:he turned his coat on jesus christ, which killed him by the hands of the loving jews Or so it would appear. Actually Jesus's endgame was always to be crucified and redeem humanity through his suffering. Any other apostle would have chickened out of the vital task of turning him in to the Sanhedrin, but Judas was so absolutely devoted to Jesus that he obeyed his instructions and trusted the plan even if he didn't fully understand it.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 10:55 |
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Anyway Judas is a baller first name and lol if you don't insist on being called that even in situations where last names would be more appropriate.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 10:56 |
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Applewhite posted:Anyway Judas is a baller first name and lol if you don't insist on being called that even in situations where last names would be more appropriate. Yeah it's not that bad i guess. To tell the truth i'm losing interest in this whole project after finding out about "Frank" Columbo. Anyway, I appreciate all the advice. Thank you.
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 13:40 |
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Icochet posted:Ok to be honest it's "Judas". It's a nightmare. Hi Jude
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 13:44 |
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A good lifehack for this would be to change your first name so it is the same as your last name. For example, if your name is “Mark Schitt”, you would change your first name from “Mark” to “Schitt.” The result that your full name would be “Schitt Schitt.” You would then be able to introduce yourself like “Nice to meet you. I’m Schitt.”
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:17 |
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change your user settings
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# ? Dec 1, 2017 15:01 |
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Les Os posted:it's not that difficult to legally change your name tbh drat, someone messed with the Awful app. Accidentally added my favorite poster Les Os to my ignore list. Was just trying to see why he’s in posting prison.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 20:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqYV-GLnxQU Ask this guy
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 22:06 |
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the ultimate warrior changed his legal name to warrior. just warrior. which is a power move
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 22:20 |
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I'm trying to imagine a job where your full name wouldn't appear on some kind of official and accessible documentation
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 04:43 |
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cool new Polack jokes posted:I'm trying to imagine a job where your full name wouldn't appear on some kind of official and accessible documentation CIA
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 04:44 |
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usually the more senior u are the more likely u get referred to by ur last name when the masses talk about u. Sometimes they use ur initials too instead lol so, op, get promoted I suppose
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 04:56 |
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Since OP probably wears a name tag to work isn't the question kinda moot?
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 04:58 |
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I want to be called by my last name, but it's got 5 syllables and nobody wants to say the whole thing
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 06:02 |
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Change your name to "Max Power," OP. Then everyone will think you're funny like the Simpsons.
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 07:10 |
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let it mellow posted:usually the more senior u are the more likely u get referred to by ur last name when the masses talk about u. Sometimes they use ur initials too instead lol It''s a good thought, but carries severe risks. My former boss was called "wanksock" and the current CEO of the company is widely referred as "The Pygmy" (short guy, rarely seen so presumed to hide in the underbrush). I'd probably get called something like "the Huge Dicked Handsome Guy" and that's just cumbersome.
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 07:23 |
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What happens if you're African American and your last name is Black? Nobody's going to be comfortable with that op
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 09:44 |
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meet girls at the store posted:What happens if you're African American and your last name is Black? Nobody's going to be comfortable with that op Nuclear option: Just change your loving name. Your parents were idiots and all their parents were dumb. It takes seven years to stick. Change your name to Dumass.
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 09:54 |
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When they ask just look pained and embarassed and then mutter "it's Adolf, so...", they'll understand.
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 10:04 |
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Nuclear option: Just change your loving name. Your parents were idiots and all their parents were dumb. It takes seven years to stick. Alexander Dumass
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 11:38 |
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Mrs dumass was an English teacher at my high school the jokes were too easy
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 11:51 |