How to hide your first name?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > How to hide your first name?

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

If your first name sucks, shorten the name, nick names or initials.

"Yeah my name is Herb, Jon, Rick, Dick.."
"Yeah, my name is Herbert, but most people call me Henry. "
"My name is H. Johnson. "

With the last one, your hope that you end up being one of those people who last name becomes their name. It feels better for some people.

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mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

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What happens if you're African American and your last name is Black? Nobody's going to be comfortable with that op

Nuclear option: Just change your loving name. Your parents were idiots and all their parents were dumb. It takes seven years to stick.

Change your name to Dumass.

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