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What's wrong with that guy's neck? Are Chris and Sandy pulling a Weekend at Bernies?
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Zealot highcharitysuite Posted: - In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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TheKingslayer posted:You know what. Let em have their fantasy. I guess it's better than them all doing a mass shooting.
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Dec 1, 2017 02:56
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Manic Technophile posted:What do you think is going to happen when all of this is over? 
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Dec 1, 2017 02:58
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Oh hey I drew some art on this subject. 
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Dec 1, 2017 03:00
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they cant sell planets because they havent implemented any planets yet
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Dec 1, 2017 03:02
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juggalo baby coffin posted:they cant sell planets because they havent implemented any planets yet That didn't stop them from selling spaceships.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:03
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VictorianQueerLit posted:
Jesus, «do not engage». I wonder how many months tripping him would put him out of action for.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:05
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Does Dr Smart still post I haven't read the star citizen thread in sooo long.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:07
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Bogus Adventure posted:What the gently caress is going on with that dude's hair. Does he have an extra-long rattail over his shoulder? loving lol. At least it isn't the vials of his own blood he sold backers of his particular cash grab MMORPG
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Dec 1, 2017 03:11
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That guy is cool
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Dec 1, 2017 03:13
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This whole thing is a clusterfuck. I recently got back into Guild Wars 2, paid the ~$50 bucks for the two expansions, and am hemming and hawing over whether to spend $10 on the in-game currency for a QoL upgrade or just waste time grinding out gold. How the gently caress do people spend thousands of dollars on a game that doesn't even exist yet??? gently caress this Earth, gently caress capitalism, gently caress con-men, and gently caress Chris Roberts up the rear end with a macuahuitl.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:13
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Bogus Adventure posted:This whole thing is a clusterfuck. I recently got back into Guild Wars 2, paid the ~$50 bucks for the two expansions, and am hemming and hawing over whether to spend $10 on the in-game currency for a QoL upgrade or just waste time grinding out gold. How the gently caress do people spend thousands of dollars on a game that doesn't even exist yet??? gently caress this Earth, gently caress capitalism, gently caress con-men, and gently caress Chris Roberts up the rear end with a macuahuitl. Mental illness
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Dec 1, 2017 03:19
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This guy is ready for some Star Citizen.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:22
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I'm not gonna lie or try to be cool...I wanna loving play spaceman and these dorks are making me jelly.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:24
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VictorianQueerLit posted:At least it isn't the vials of his own blood he sold backers of his particular cash grab MMORPG I had to look him up. I didn't realize that was Richard Garriott. I'm suddenly relieved I never played any form of Ultima.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:26
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In one of their early gamescons in Germany, Sandi Gardiner tried to show off her German skillz by singing the German national anthem. She accidentally sang the nazi one. They edited that youtube video so fast that I can't even find a copy of it.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:27
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Jorge Bell posted:I like watching the youtube content they put out and I like the idea of a game with a persistent universe & multi crew ships. I don't get why people put thousands of dollars into a space game that doesn't exist and feel a bit burned on what's basically been a $50 preorder (cheapest ship bundle that came with the game) but I don't really follow all the accusations that it's a sham. It's clearly just barely started actual development within the last year though. Is this a joke? If not then you are unfortunately delusional. It's been in development for years. They've been taking money for years. Your money. And you have nothing. Just cut your losses. If it comes out then cool, you have your spaceship. If it's one of the best disasters ever then at least you helped to make it happen.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:31
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Bogus Adventure posted:What the gently caress is going on with that dude's hair. Does he have an extra-long rattail over his shoulder? loving lol. thats richard garriot you bitch. do not flame him. he is under my protection
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Dec 1, 2017 03:31
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spacetoaster posted:In one of their early gamescons in Germany, Sandi Gardiner tried to show off her German skillz by singing the German national anthem. Yeah unfortunately that one is lost to time because nobody thought to save it.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:33
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Jorge Bell posted:I suppose I'm just confused about what all the fuss is about?
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Dec 1, 2017 03:35
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Smythe posted:thats richard garriot you bitch. do not flame him. he is under my protection Moar liek Rattail Hairriot, lel
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Dec 1, 2017 03:44
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Hello friends, I have started a computer shop in the verse. I’m selling the latest virtual graphics cards for $2000 and full gaming systems for $10,000. You want a sick gaming rig in your ship’s onboard system don’t you? Please mark paypal payments to me as gifts tia.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:45
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Bogus Adventure posted:Moar liek Rattail Hairriot, lel ur on thin ice pal. might get COrp Por'd if you keep this up. best hope u got high resist b/c im using my eval int on u.. and it's not l00king good...
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Dec 1, 2017 03:48
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Do you guys remember the dude that said something like, "I cashed out my daughter's college fund and bought space ships because this game will last forever and she'll really appreciate that"?
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Dec 1, 2017 03:50
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Scathach posted:Do you guys remember the dude that said something like, "I cashed out my daughter's college fund and bought space ships because this game will last forever and she'll really appreciate that"? Sound financial decision. Those jpegs will be worth 10x what he paid!
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Dec 1, 2017 03:51
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Smythe posted:ur on thin ice pal. might get COrp Por'd if you keep this up. best hope u got high resist b/c im using my eval int on u.. and it's not l00king good... Umm in original uo eval int only revealed intelligence of the subject, which at the time had nothing to do with the magic resist skill. Some post rep-patch newb poo poo here.
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Dec 1, 2017 03:59
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Umm in original uo eval int only revealed intelligence of the subject, which at the time had nothing to do with the magic resist skill. its true. im a beta t2a bitch. i suck cock, and am forever owned by the true Dread Lords of ages past.
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Dec 1, 2017 04:02
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when star citizen comes out, the ancient dread lord Gods of Ultima will return to the cyberzone to conquer yet another land, and it will be glorious.
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why dont they just play freespace it was a good game iirc
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Dec 1, 2017 04:05
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I bought 6400 square kilometers of Star Citizen planet claims and you morons are gonna feel real dumb when I stake all these claims immediately adjacent to the most important POIs on the most important planets. Second Life real estate goes for up to thousands of dollars a square meter and that's a game for furries and perverts with like a million users. Christ Robbets has projected that his non furry and non pervert game will have more than 30 million users after going gold, so do the math, dummies. I'm gonna make millions while you all are sitting in your mom's basement masturbating morosely and dreaming about not having to go into the morning shift at Hardee's.
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       I will point out that Wulf was literally on the security staff for one of the citizencons.
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Dec 1, 2017 04:06
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spacetoaster posted:
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Dec 1, 2017 04:10
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spacetoaster posted:
very sexy post. thank you for sharing
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Dec 1, 2017 04:11
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What are the odds that Bizarro Jared dies from some obesity-induced sickness before the game comes out? (Trick question, the game will never come out)
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Dec 1, 2017 04:13
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Smythe posted:thats richard garriot you bitch. do not flame him. he is under my protection You should buy some of his blood.
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Dec 1, 2017 04:13
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Hi Magnus malom lupus of a cube and no im not retarded in fact i already won! Jesus christ
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does anyone have a size comparison of how fat that guy was when the project started and how fat he is now?
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juggalo baby coffin posted:does anyone have a size comparison of how fat that guy was when the project started and how fat he is now?   If you start to feel bad for the dude, don't. Beer made this post: quote:Ben Lesnick is the original community manager for Cloud Imperium Games. He is the face of the company, with more on-screen time on a weekly basis than anyone including Chris Roberts and his wife Sandi (who is also the head of marketing). He is personally responsible for creating one of the most toxic, cult-like, insular gaming communities on the planet. A community that aggressively attacks anyone who disagrees with their perspective that Star Citizen is the greatest game ever made. It doesn't matter if that person is new to the game, has been around for years and grown disillusioned, or a beloved web personality who is also a victim of cancer. Ben currently listed as a game developer, the director of community engagement, and also the director of starships. During his time at Cloud Imperium Games he has developed a reputation for habitually lying, particularly when doing so opens up the possibility of escaping controversy. We see the same behavior now as he tries to pass off a lie that is easily disproved. There is little reason to believe that the person he was in 2008 is significantly different from the person he is in 2016. His words certainly hold no bearing, except to validate that the statements are his.
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