|
Internetjack posted:
 They are chained up in the basement till they become a true believer.
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 00:38
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 08:50 |
|
|
IT PUTS THE JPEG ON ITS SKIN
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 00:58
|
|
|
I just noticed that video is from TikTok and 100% that dude uses it to creep on young girls dancing. Why is it in the garage against the door?
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 02:01
|
|
|
That video looks like a legitimate representation of the state of affairs within the game's development itself. Shoddy architecture, using existing functioning technology bootlegged together, and a road map of what's to come.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 03:01
|
|
|
IKEA should start selling those as kits, name it Bïgskåmm.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 03:15
|
|
|
Internetjack posted:Two beds, but one chair on the deck. The other person will be cleaning the toilets and serving drinks the whole time. The other bed is for his Realdoll. She needs a lot of space to recover after he abuses the poo poo out of her.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 03:22
|
|
|
Hey man let's all be adults about this. That's just how piracy is.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 03:50
|
|
|
Pennywise the Frown posted:Hey man let's all be adults about this. That's just how piracy is. A space pirate will sometimes spend weeks or even months hiding in ambush, all non-essential systems shut down to avoid detection. You do what you have to in order to stay sane.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 05:22
|
|
|
Pennywise the Frown posted:Hey man let's all be adults about this. That's just how piracy is.  
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 05:45
|
|
|
Mature story lines from Dragon Age: Origins? Is he talking about the brothel? The one that was played for laughs? Then they want to run a Gorean spaceship? I am beginning to think incorrectly slapping "mature" on comic books and video games broke some brains.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 09:22
|
|
|
I think they just mean mature as in the rating it would receive. But that doesn't make it any less hilarious.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 09:31
|
|
|
Xenocides posted:Mature story lines from Dragon Age: Origins? Is he talking about the brothel? The one that was played for laughs? Probably the one where, if you play a gutter elf, your best friend and either your fiancee or you, yourself get kidnapped by horny nobles for a night of... well. Yeah. You do get to kill them before it can happen, but there's an option to just leave your friend there in exchange for some money.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 10:40
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 13:33
|
|
|
Sometimes I wonder what life was like in the first and second Stimpire
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 13:40
|
|
|
Exactly what I was referencing lol. Some of them are just pure degenerates.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 16:28
|
|
|
Yaldabaoth posted:You know, I strongly suspect that a lot of the people into Star Citizen have some form of high-functioning autism. Would explain the lack of imagination and how they're easily excited by boring, tedious work. Watching NPC's work posted:When I was a kid and even sometimes now as an adult I love watching construction or big vehicles working on say building a highway or drilling for ore. I'm not sure how detailed they lives of NPCs will be but I'm hoping one day you can fly around an asteroid and find an NPC orion digging. Being able to watch it mine until it's full and maybe even follow it back to its base to deposit the ore I think would be amazing.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 17:06
|
|
|
Pennywise the Frown posted:Exactly what I was referencing lol. Some of them are just pure degenerates. There's SO MANY posts just like those. I wonder if Bethesda's Starfield is going to try to tap into the obvious desire for a space game? We'll find out next month.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 17:06
|
|
|
Do these guys not know that Truck/Farm/Train simulators exist?
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 17:08
|
|
|
quote:SC is like a wife. You invest in her; will experience ups and downs. But in the long run both you and her will develop a greater bond due to all the struggles that has been overcome ♥️
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 17:14
|
|
|
GABA ghoul posted:Sometimes I wonder what life was like in the first and second Stimpire they could only torture people with a mediocre-to-pretty-poor kind of electricity, as they hadn’t yet discovered the worst
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 19:46
|
|
|
"Hi channel 4? Get a news van over here quick - We've discovered an NPC mining operation!"
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 20:27
|
|
|
Pennywise the Frown posted:Do these guys not know that Truck/Farm/Train simulators exist? But those aren't in SPACE and you can't run around raping and killing people in them. Well except for Goat Simulator.
|
|
#
?
May 15, 2021 21:16
|
|
|
GABA ghoul posted:Sometimes I wonder what life was like in the first and second Stimpire
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2021 00:08
|
|
|
FrozenVent posted:This is sad as gently caress It honestly seems like it would be a pretty cool and fun build if, well... it wasn't coupled to what it's coupled to. Building dumb poo poo is enjoyable. Pennywise the Frown posted:Exactly what I was referencing lol. Some of them are just pure degenerates. Imagine if Star Citizen actually went out of their way to appeal to the degenerates a la aiDungeon or... what was that one really hosed up MUD? HellMOO, maybe? Anyway, if it did do that it might actually offer something of value to someone that other games don't and break new ground, however disturbing, so at least we know that's not going to actually happen. ... I need to jot down "sell jpgs of space dicks" in my game idea book now, there might be an opportunity here...
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2021 02:22
|
|
|
This was posted in the other thread but belongs here as wellSpatial posted:I made a thing.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2021 02:34
|
|
|
JazzFlight posted:Wondering what life was like in the first and second Stimpire is punishable by having your skeleton compressed into bone dust and your eyes pulled out and rubbed with salt. This will happen every 12 minutes for a period of 4 hours every Tuesday. What kind of salt?
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2021 04:18
|
|
|
MarcusSA posted:This was posted in the other thread but belongs here as well That was hilarious.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2021 04:52
|
|
|
Party Boat posted:What kind of salt? The worst kind.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2021 05:44
|
|
|
The salinity triples every second.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2021 07:15
|
|
|
SatansOnion posted:they could only torture people with a mediocre-to-pretty-poor kind of electricity, as they hadn’t yet discovered the worst This joke is so good that the laughter triples every second.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2021 10:30
|
|
|
Bofast posted:Starsector might be for you? this looks tight thanks
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2021 13:17
|
|
|
How reusable are any of those assets? I feel like if any of that was Source compatible fans would have a working dogfighting game done in, like, a month.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2021 14:45
|
|
|
Megabound posted:Was sewing some patches on a new jacket last night and came back across this old thing. I keep mine at work, the place that all my poor life choices have led me to. Mad props to all the unfulfilled dreams of "rescue" missions.    MarcusSA posted:This was posted in the other thread but belongs here as well This was amazing.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2021 15:35
|
|
|
How does debt bondage work? (BMM gameplay update) posted:So, I understand that CIG has plans for some form of slave/peon debt bondage in game. Just wondering if there were any updates on how this is going to be fun and educational for the age 13+ Star Citizen community while still being respectful and safe from griefers. quote:What the hell is wrong with people wanting to roleplay Human and Alien Slavery in a video game. quote:There's nothing wrong with people wanting to RP it. To each their own. quote:Have you just discover video games today or something like that ?
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2021 18:11
|
|
|
Yes. Yes I do
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2021 18:54
|
|
|
Jesus christ. 
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2021 19:42
|
|
|
First they came for the pirate rape gameplay, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a pirate rapist...
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2021 22:08
|
|
|
I like how they assume there will lots of people who want to work all day, get home, crack open a cold beer and settle in for a nice few hours of role-playing a slave in the galley on a spaceship.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2021 22:25
|
|
|
"how will my slavery mechanic be safe from griefers" is pretty on-brand for this fanbase
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2021 22:35
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 08:50 |
|
|
Mozi posted:I like how they assume there will lots of people who want to work all day, get home, crack open a cold beer and settle in for a nice few hours of role-playing a slave in the galley on a spaceship. Oh, there will be people into this. I just doubt this space captain will like the kind of people who sign up for the job. Think healslut dialed up a few dozen notches.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2021 23:09
|
|