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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Pistol_Pete posted:

By the way, I consider myself a victim of this '2012' BS

Am I missing something? How have you been victimized by something you never trusted or bought into?

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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Inescapable Duck posted:

Star Citizen will never disappoint anyone?

:golfclap:

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Quafe Classic or GTFO

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
I’m still laughing over the ripoff Venture from EVE.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
That’s in the game, too.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Space Chinese.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Oh my lord that’s bad.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
It was pretty cool back in the 90s IMO

On my ‘286

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress is it even purporting to say?

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
It wasn’t even equipment, it was like some pallets of water. I don’t think there’s an SC equivalent because the whales are still falling all over themselves to suck Croberts’s dick.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Here are my detailed thoughts on how I would play Space Manager and then of course I would promote myself to Space Regional Manager and get a bigger ship to hold more spreadsheets and

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Jesus loving Christ

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

And punished accordingly, seems like.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Ties right in with the “consequences of piracy” mechanic.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

ikanreed posted:

So where are all the star second class citizens who backed the game but didn't buy a certified pre-owned jpeg?

Pushing carts.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Internetjack posted:

That shopping cart from the first clip is floating a million miles out in space somewhere.

It’s actually only about six feet away; it’s just that the shopping cart is a picometer long.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

ilmucche posted:

What purpose would there be to having bodies on a stick inside your ship? Who's even seeing that?

Your terrorized and enslaved real human players going about their miserable scut work in the bowels of your magnificent space yacht/battleship.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Yaldabaoth posted:

It's just been my personal experience that every guy who complains about women looking too masculine has always been some red pilled rear end in a top hat who thinks there's a difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia.

This 1000%

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Stanton sounds like some decaying, boring English city Monty Python would have made fun of in one of those Eric Idle game show skits. “win a trip to fabulous Stanton!”

So basically Space Fresno or Gary, Indiana, but near some nebula somewhere.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Given Star Citizen is basically being pitched as the ultimate Dad Game for Gen-X computer touchers with nothing else going on with their life, I feel it's more like being sold on a hobby and buying a shitton of expensive gear for it that you feel guilty for never using, and then end up buying more.

Might be similar. But with SC you can’t use the stuff because it just doesn’t loving work, or doesn’t even exist. At least a closet full of expensive, dusty golf clubs could actually be put to use.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
It’s an explosive space modulator.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Worf posted:

Yes but slaves

Again, Amazon pretty much has that angle covered.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

ELTON JOHN posted:

monocle cat is a secret agent of the fourth stimpire

The worst type of posting

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The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
I finally decided I have better ways to squander my life than read more than a paragraph or two of monocle cat’s written Hershey squirts.

I imagine they are probably a horrible boor in real life, too, even when not bloviating about SC.

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