Stick Figure Mafia posted:

What is a Stimpire?

Manic Technophile posted:

The Skeleton King posted:

I am in an intense dogfight to protect my virtual space land purchase, when a risky aerial maneuver puts me through one g too many and I violently poo poo my entire body's contents into my space suit with such pressure that it ruptures my suit and sprays hot liquid poo poo all over the cockpit at 10 frames per second. Each and every droplet of poo poo is lovingly rendered and programmed with lifelike physics and for a moment I am amazed by the detail put into the glistening turd-slime even as I begin to puke all over my beautifully rendered cock and balls, seconds before I crash into my privately owned virtual land and die.

Breakfast Feud posted:

gently caress I'd love to steal someone's giant captial ship and sell it for pennies at the space scrapyard.

Wouldn't a capital ship realistically have to be crewed in shifts? What happens when your trusted crew of unemployed goobers passes out for the day? You'd be a sitting duck for anyone in a different timezone.

veiled boner fuel posted:

They’ve got this huge elaborate plan to make mining involve multiple players and multiple ships everyone with their own fun mini game they’re doing and all working together.

But they’ve been iterating on the PU for 2.5 years and haven’t even got “point ship at rock, press mining laser button” into the game.

Dementropy posted:

Statutory Ape posted:

Every shitpile group ever has those within that think they're better than the rest or that their community doesn't have too many of "those people "

Like me, and here, or like here, and people that spent hundreds on jpgs

Bad news for all above parties