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What was that dude's story? Crobberts cured his blindness or some retarded poo poo like that?
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Rectal Death Adept posted:Typical ultragoon that needed something to give him a personality. When young he was potentially losing his eyesight and the doctors basically prescribed reading to him as a way to help with his eyesight before a major surgery so he read wing commander novels and claims they were what healed him, not his surgery. It would be like if a doctor told me to get plenty of Iron before a surgery and I claimed the healing power of steaks saw me through. Goddamn.
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Jul 10, 2018 19:31
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So, his yard.
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Jul 10, 2018 22:46
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I would unironically love to play this game, but I'll be goddamned if I'm spending one penny on it.
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Jul 17, 2018 20:19
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I played Eve a few times with Goonfleet and it was generally pretty cool even with a poo poo PC. Last time I had to reroll everything and start from scratch, but the next day I was flying an op with a sky full of goons and blasting the poo poo out of some huge rear end ships.
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Oct 26, 2018 18:43
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Couldn't you slap the poo poo out of your creature? I seem to remember that.
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Nov 2, 2018 01:39
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Deus Ex definitely has sweet architecture. I have Prey on my backlog but haven't played it yet.
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Burns posted:Has anyone played the free fly? I dare not tsint my pc with this. I tried it last time around and uninstalled within an hour or two. Not worth the effort to even sign up for an account.
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Look mom, I can swim in high fidelity!
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May 5, 2019 20:57
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Rad-daddio posted:Any updates on Ben? Has his heart exploded yet? It probably blew out months ago, but the run down in blood pressure takes a long time in a sack of meat like that.
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Busen Mammo
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Jan 25, 2020 08:13
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Whatever happened to the news woman stalker/racist/pedophile
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Mar 18, 2020 21:19
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I had the same experience with VR - almost barf-inducing at first, but after a few sessions it went away. Only thing that gets me now is Dirt Rally 2.0 with fixed head position.
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Imagine working there. Imagine the palpable sense of doom, every day, that nobody talks about. Everybody has read the articles, the forum posts, the tweets, and now they sit at work every day wondering, "Is it today? Is today the day when everything goes to poo poo?"
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Jul 31, 2020 18:23
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DrVenkman posted:In a talk he gave about everything that happened, Sean Murray said someone at Valve told him that what you do is going to be worth more than anything you say. So Murray and his guys just put their heads down and got working. No road maps, no communication, no promises, just did the work and then when the updates were ready they'd put them out and get back to work again. No man's sky is good now? I haven't revisited that since it first came out.
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Aug 3, 2020 21:24
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So what I'm getting from all this is that we each buy in cheap and just mass murder NPCs.
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Aug 5, 2020 17:20
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Pennywise the Frown posted:"a hairy roberts" sounds like a sex thing. Hairy Roberts: telling a potential sex partner how life-changing sex would be with you, and then hiding in the bathroom once he/she is actually in bed and ready, simultaneously weeping with fear while telling them through the door that they're TOTALLY in the wrong position/wearing the wrong thing and you're not coming out until it's right. For hours, until the person leaves.
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Aug 6, 2020 18:27
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Statutory Ape posted:lol if you made it past that I kept going but the enlisted part was all I could bear
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Oct 4, 2020 21:44
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SC whale spotted
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GREAT SATAN posted:On the condition that the game improved. 
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Oct 18, 2020 18:19
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When will I be able to worship ancient gods and perform hideous black magic rituals in this game
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Oct 27, 2020 16:53
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The theorycrafting by true believers is better than the non-existent game (n)ever will be.
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Nov 4, 2020 05:31
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I'm Titus Costigan, the wannabe Irish space emperor
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Nov 4, 2020 22:24
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baw posted:this is so pathetic I noped out as soon as I saw the page count
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Nov 17, 2020 20:15
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quote:If they suddenly went apeshit money grab, their own community would get out the pitchforks and create a huge PR problem for Star Citizen. Guys it's okay, it's totally not a scam... 
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Nov 28, 2020 18:30
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Is this guy just some rando that is dying to suck off Croberts? quote:you loose your ship Wait, ships can be free roaming, like cattle? Are there shipherds in game? Or is that just some weird SC masturbation thing I don't want to know about...
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Reading these tweets is like having a toddler. I remember once my son was running around the house, tripped over himself and fell. Didn't get hurt, just the usual toddler crash that we've seen a million times. Me, sitting across the room: You okay buddy? Wife: What happened? Kid: Daddy pushed me! Star Citizen!
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Dec 11, 2020 18:54
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TontoCorazon posted:Why'd you push him though? Physics modeling test
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Blue On Blue posted:gently caress if that doesn't make me cackle every time He should be in the game, a top 10 wanted target or something, but be absolutely unkillable. Unless you shoot him with a tranquilizer gun, take his mask off, and wait.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:You can certainly sell an NFT of a jpg of a spaceship Jesus christ I had to google NFT and I kind of hate the world a little more now, thanks
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Mozi posted:did croberts do an april fool's prank this year? something like saying the game will be finished and released at some point? Pretty sure April fools pranks should be at least a little believable
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I'll be able to play Elite Dangerous in VR inside of SC, right?
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a mysterious cloak posted:I'll be able to play Elite Dangerous in VR inside of SC, right? I'm still waiting...
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Apr 27, 2021 22:42
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Play posted:Easy, Death Stranding. Hey, not a fair comparison since Death Stranding is finished and SC is still in alpha, GOD 
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Flannelette posted:"make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable." This is inevitably someone's fetish and they are petitioning to get it in the game.
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I'm sure this has been asked already, but does the Stimpire thing stem even vaguely from shart citizen, or is it just some rando's ravings on their game forums?
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Play posted:The latter. Official SC backstory lacks the creativity and the... perversion to come up with something like that. It's very standard and pretty boring fare from the official story That's what I figured, although I thought maybe the Stimpire author read some word or phrase in whatever uninspired lore exists and just ran with it.
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I wonder how many likes she needs to give croberts a hand job
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low key sex master posted:I really want an oral backstory as to how this picture exists, with exacting details to everything on it I'm conflicted about wanting to know the backstory but believing in my heart that there are actual women or pieces thereof in those boxes 
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Arc Light posted:It's worthless, just like everything else in that poorly constructed alpha, but that won't stop fools from throwing cash at it. But... Isn't that how you prove your love to a thing? Isn't it strictly transactional???
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