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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal




Welcome to the end of 2017 :toot:


2017-britain.jpg

The Department for Exiting the European Union finally released some reports and they were bad, like ridiculous bullshit, David Davis might have to stand before Parliament accused of contempt, and after a year of "we're not going to pay the ridiculous divorce bill" we're probably going to pay the divorce bill, and now just have to settle the minor issue of the Irish border, which has only been a problem since about 1922.
According to some Street Adults, Ireland is just being petty about the border issues because 'they lost'. :psyduck:

In The News
• A report by the BMJ shows that austerity has been responsible for 120,000 excess deaths since 2010.
• The Paradise Papers show that surprisingly many of the wealthy and powerful, including the Queen's estate, have been dodging taxes with offshore loopholes.
• Priti Patel has an interesting holiday and then resigns. Nobody will see the slides for another 50 years.
• Richard Leonard is elected as ScotLab leader after Kezia Dugdale resigned, beating Anas Sarwar. Labour liberals have some hot takes.
• After voting to leave the EU, British cities are enraged about no longer being able to apply to be European Capital of Culture.
• Britain will also be 'kicked out' of Europol and the European Defence Agency 'against its will'.
• Michel Barnier accuses the UK of abandoning Europe at a time when it should be standing shoulder to shoulder against non-Europeans.
• Mass panic closes Oxford Circus after nonexistent terrorists target a tube station.
• An American actor gets engaged to a former British soldier.
• The OECD says that the dire predictions from the ONS, anticipating five years of sluggish growth, are 'too optimistic'.
• The UK loses its seat on the International Court of Justice for the first time.
• The government's autumn budget goes after the youth vote with 'railcards for people up to 30' and 'some stamp duty poo poo that will cost the treasury £3.2bn and not do anything about house prices'.
• The Foreign Office advises that Ireland ignores Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson.
• Amber Rudd proposes changes to the Investigatory Powers Act in response to Tom Watson's successful legal claim, but critics say they don't go far enough in protecting people's rights.
• Some actual Brexit impact studies have been released, but they're not the ones David Davis wants you to see.
• Days until Brexit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMTgS2mkObA

UKMT Christmas List
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Cafι – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

UKMT Commissars Santa's Elves (thanks feedmegin)

quote:

I came up with the idea of a register of goons and their CLPs in case any new joiners wanted someone to go to to get the local lie of the land.

Bexleyheath and Crayford - Rolled Cabbage
Bristol West - mfcrocker, Barry Foster, Pistol_Pete
Broxtowe - MikeCrotch
Cotswolds (yes, we do have one) - Yvonmukluk
Cunninghame North/South - mehall ('s partner)
Dulwich and West Norwood - maugrim
Edinburgh Central (s?) - Autonomous Monster
Edinburgh Central, Ipswich - Lord of the Llamas
Enfield Southgate - spiderbot
Glasgow Southside/Central - Niric
Havant - Last Emperor
Hertford and Stortford - Brovine
Hyndburn - Kegluneq
Leeds North East - Irving Washington
Loughborough - feedmegin
Manchester Central - Jakabite
North-East Somerset (the long-shot campaign to unseat Jacob Rees-Mogg) - Darth Walrus
Oxford East - SpaceCommie
Salisbury (and Salisbury Momentum, which is now a thing that actually exists) - Wolfsbane
SE Cambridgeshire - Stoic Fnord
Sheffield south east - Cast_no_shadow
Southampton (Test) - waffle, Nova88
St Austell & Newquay - Oh dear me
Stockport Central - Taear
Swansea West - Borrovan

Sounds of the Underground

Another Brick in the Wall
UKMT November
UKMT October
UKMT September
UKMT August
UKMT July
All Previous UKMTs (thanks Pesky Splinter)

Mull of Kintyre
Scotpol Thread

Can We Fix It?
Europol Thread

Day Tripper
Trainchat Thread

Somethin' Stupid
Political Cartoons Thread

It's Only Make Believe
#ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix).

Always on My Mind

quote:

1. It's not a person's fault if they are poor;
2. It's not their fault if they are disabled;
3. Neoliberalism doesn't work;
4. The Daily Mail lies (maybe even about Pig Dave and charity);
5. Neoliberalism has never worked;
6. The British Empire was not a force for good;
7. Neoliberalism will never work;
8. Trans people are not "men in dresses";
9. Gendered insults are not okay;
10. If something is "so gay" it had better be something that is really happy;
11. Trains are awesome;
12. The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles;
13. Ni dieu, ni maξtre, nae hope.

Happy Winterval all!

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Dec 14, 2017

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breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Irish first post.

Give us Arlene or we'll veto for future.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/936385350758490112

LIB DEM FIGHT BACK HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE loving GO!!!

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

Looking forward to the big fat quiz of the year.

Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe
In response to OwlFancier- I agree, and the state has an important role to play in this, as does the nationalisation of the railways and utilities. However, I would have thought that this was achievable in a Social-Liberal framework, without the lack of access to trade, credit and investment that adopting full communism here without the support of more powerful communist benefactors would result.

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/936385350758490112

LIB DEM FIGHT BACK HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE loving GO!!!

lol whats the median wealth of that district

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/936385350758490112

LIB DEM FIGHT BACK HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE loving GO!!!

That's a weird loving result.

Lord_Adonis posted:

In response to OwlFancier- I agree, and the state has an important role to play in this, as does the nationalisation of the railways and utilities. However, I would have thought that this was achievable in a Social-Liberal framework, without the lack of access to trade, credit and investment that adopting full communism here without the support of more powerful communist benefactors would result.

"Liberalize stuff or we'll starve you" is hardly a ringing endorsement of liberalism mate.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Thread title is :discourse:

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
At least the year is ending all on a low note, you'll finally get some much needed diversity in your royal family!

post probie-E: yowzers that was supposed to say 'isn't ending all on a low note'.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hakimashou fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Dec 20, 2017

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Venuz Patrol posted:

lol whats the median wealth of that district

Torrington is a complete shithole lol

hakimashou posted:

At least the year is ending all on a low note, you'll finally get some much needed diversity in your royal family!

gently caress off Nazi

Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe

OwlFancier posted:

"Liberalize stuff or we'll starve you" is hardly a ringing endorsement of liberalism mate.

I think I may have expressed myself incorrectly. What I meant to say was that I agree with you that our dwindling resources should not be subject to further deregulation and privatisation. The state has an important role to play, as does nationalisation. However, this can be achieved in a Social-Liberal framework. Adopting a full communist framework would cut us off from ready access to the trade, credit and investment that we need to compensate for our resource and industrial deficiencies. Communism would only be possible via association with a sufficiently powerful alliance of communist states, or if we had a powerful communist benefactor like the USSR.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Lord_Adonis posted:

a powerful communist benefactor like the USSR.

lol

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think I got whiplash going from deriding the concept of socialism in one country to suggesting that the USSR could fix it.

Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe

OwlFancier posted:

I think I got whiplash going from opining the concept of socialism in one country to suggesting that the USSR could fix it.

My point is that for a nation of limited energy, agricultural and industrial means like ours, socialism in one country is impossible, and would require the support of a stronger nation with the means to help us offset that deficiency, like the economic relationship between the USSR and her clients and allies.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Adonis I'm not sure you're using the same definition of liberal as other people here. Liberalism is unregulated free markets and private ownership of utilities, both of which are strictly inferior in all cases to regulation and public ownership of utilities, which is morally inferior to the proletariat sharing equity ownership of the means of production but might protect you from being murdered by yanks

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Guavanaut posted:

• A report by the BMJ shows that austerity has been responsible for 120,000 excess deaths since 2010.

I prefer to describe this as "Tory policy has been responsible for the death of one in every 500 Britons". It puts it slightly more in perspective for people who can't count.

Lord_Adonis
Mar 2, 2015

by Smythe

Spangly A posted:

Adonis I'm not sure you're using the same definition of liberal as other people here. Liberalism is unregulated free markets and private ownership of utilities, both of which are strictly inferior in all cases to regulation and public ownership of utilities, which is morally inferior to the proletariat sharing equity ownership of the means of production but might protect you from being murdered by yanks

Thanks for the clarification- I was under the impression that Social-Liberalism was synonymous with Social-Democracy, and simply meant a liberal attitude to social issues coupled with progressive income and wealth taxation, public ownership of sections of the economy and state intervention. I guess that you can read Social Democracy where I have written Social-Liberalism.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Social liberalism as a phrase doesn't really make much sense, it's like saying non lethal murder.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/936385350758490112

LIB DEM FIGHT BACK HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE loving GO!!!

Did labour not contest?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


tithin posted:

Did labour not contest?

Yup. It's Devon, never going to be a Labour target seat.

Did like this factoid from Britain Elect's
"by-election in August to Great Torrington town council – which has the same boundaries as this ward – created controversy after the (unsuccessful) Liberal Democrat candidate reportedly sent an explicit picture of himself dressed as a mouse to the (unsuccessful) Labour candidate."

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jose your new av is incredible.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
Time for the monthly checkup. Would it be correct to categorize the UK situation as "snafu"?

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

It's more like Wile E Coyote running on air before he's looked down

Good news for everyone thrown in the toilet by the government's electrification priorities!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s4heZe7ChM

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Right about now, Charlie Brooker finds out what 2017 Wipe is going to be about and is refusing to leave his dressing room.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

ewe2 posted:

Right about now, Charlie Brooker finds out what 2017 Wipe is going to be about and is refusing to leave his dressing room.

He already found out there isn't going to be one so that sounds unlikely

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Thanks Ants posted:

Thread title is :discourse:

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
It seems there were four by-elections last night with Lib Dems winning all of them, one hold and one gain each from Labour, Tories and UKIP.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

It seems there were four by-elections last night with Lib Dems winning all of them, one hold and one gain each from Labour, Tories and UKIP.

Maybe people are really turning against the brexit.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/936354719651549185

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

hakimashou posted:

Maybe people are really turning against the brexit.

Go away, we don't like nazis here

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



I see people call out hakimashou as a Nazi a lot, what's that all about?

he showed up in the auspol thread last month to congrats our lgbt peeps on voting yes during the plebiscite and people were immediately jumping on him so i was like ?????????

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

I get him and the other rear end in a top hat mixed up a lot but hakimashou iirc has wonderful views such as: 'the US should have nuked the entire USSR after the end of ww2 to prevent communism/stalinism' and 'it's the Palestinians' own fault that Israel keeps genociding them '. I forget if it's him or the other nazi idiot who thinks slavery can be okay under certain circumstances as well?

He usually does this by concern trolling instead of outright saying it as well which is even more annoying.

Cast_No_Shadow
Jun 8, 2010

The Republic of Luna Equestria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 714m are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich.

Yo Goons, who should I vote for in the NEC? Give me the Jezza ticket please!

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

TheRat posted:

He already found out there isn't going to be one so that sounds unlikely

Ah spit. I needed that show after this year.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Miftan posted:

I get him and the other rear end in a top hat mixed up a lot but hakimashou iirc has wonderful views such as: 'the US should have nuked the entire USSR after the end of ww2 to prevent communism/stalinism' and 'it's the Palestinians' own fault that Israel keeps genociding them '. I forget if it's him or the other nazi idiot who thinks slavery can be okay under certain circumstances as well?

He usually does this by concern trolling instead of outright saying it as well which is even more annoying.

Also Like Intrinsic Field Marshall and Pissflaps, he has indulged in holocaust denialism.





Damian Green computer porn claims: 'Thousands' of images viewed

quote:

Neil Lewis examined the device during a 2008 inquiry into government leaks and has not spoken publicly before.
He said "thousands" of thumbnail images of legal pornography were on it.

So the porn was legal then but extreme now?

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/936385350758490112

LIB DEM FIGHT BACK HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE loving GO!!!

I really wish that these things gave actual numbers, there's enough space on Twitter for that now.

spiderbot
Oct 21, 2012


Cast_No_Shadow posted:

Yo Goons, who should I vote for in the NEC? Give me the Jezza ticket please!

Yasmine Dar, Rachel Darnham and Jon Lansman I believe?

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

I really hope that in the next PMQ's the absolute boy says something like 'I have an email here from Bob Jones in Colchester, which says - In my job, in the contract it says any use of work computers and internet connection for accessing websites for viewing pornographic material is gross disciplinary misconduct and is grounds for instant dismissal - does the prime minister agree that this is a standard protocol?'

I doubt he will though, he to decent :(

Last Emperor
Oct 30, 2009

If we’re still adding people to the CLP list in the op feel free to put me down as Havant.

Cold as gently caress down here atm. I don’t know how you lot up north can cope!

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

lol tromp is never going to visit at this rate

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