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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





gently caress the Cowboys. Go Washington Ethnic Slur Team in this one particular instance.

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


i expect only the finest professional football tonight

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Go the non-racists, imho

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


Ungh, tough call. Go team temporarily down one domestic abuser I guess.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

go uh hrnnnnnn

go washrnnnnnn

*wipes sweat from brow, exhales loudly, murmurs 'okay, okay' to self*

go washington i guess

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I hope Kirk has a good game but I also don't want either team to win so....go tie!

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I hope the dallas cowboys score a touchdown in tonights epic contest

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I don't want to tear tff apart so I would close this thread but I have no idea how to

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

cut dez please

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Quiet Feet posted:

I don't want to tear tff apart so I would close this thread but I have no idea how to

ill close mine

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013


close both

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


I hope the god of NFC east clownball sees fit to bless this game.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007



Just lol if either team actually gets a wildcard by the end of the season

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dear God, I've actually made a thread. Only in America could I make a thread.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



I am digging these color rush uniforms.

Like always. God bless who ever came up with the idea for them. :911:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
To repeat, right now the Cowboys postseason odds are about 2%. Washington is about 8%. The loser of the game sees their odds fall to <1% so this is essentially an elimination game.

If Washington wins, their odds jump to about 14%

If Dallas wins, their odds jump to about 4%

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


All that effort from dak for an incompletion lol why am i watching this poo poo

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Also Perine sounds like someone tried to say either pee or urine and their brain mixed the two and it came out wrong and they sounded all stupid.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

To repeat, right now the Cowboys postseason odds are about 2%. Washington is about 8%. The loser of the game sees their odds fall to <1% so this is essentially an elimination game.

If Washington wins, their odds jump to about 14%

If Dallas wins, their odds jump to about 4%

Additional follow-up:

If Washington wins out their playoff odds are 51% (although they need help). Anything less than that and they're at 9-7 or worse and probably dead.

If Dallas wins out their playoff odds are an impressive 63% though. Again, they pretty much need to win out to have a prayer as 9-7 likely won't cut it.

edit: most of Dallas's superior % comes from playing the Seahawks down the stretch, which would help to weaken them.

axeil fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Dec 1, 2017

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Quiet Feet posted:

Dear God, I've actually made a thread. Only in America could I make a thread.

Congratulations, friend

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Is Tyron Smith back or is Ryan Kerrigan going to go for the sack record?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I just watched the background Cowboys in that Dak commercial and they are all freakishly unfit for football. Those are some weirdly shaped and sized men

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

axeil posted:

To repeat, right now the Cowboys postseason odds are about 2%. Washington is about 8%. The loser of the game sees their odds fall to <1% so this is essentially an elimination game.

If Washington wins, their odds jump to about 14%

If Dallas wins, their odds jump to about 4%

what about a tie because that's my true desire

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

OxySnake posted:

Is Tyron Smith back or is Ryan Kerrigan going to go for the sack record?

He and the right tackle have sore backs but they're playing

Dak and Zeke Brokeback Mountain

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jesus this team really is just Zeke Elliot isn't it?

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



GrimGypsy posted:

what about a tie because that's my true desire

:same:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
jesus christ this graphic.




GrimGypsy posted:

what about a tie because that's my true desire

:suicide:

I'm not doing Bayesian probabilities for ties, gently caress no

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


axeil posted:

jesus christ this graphic.




yeehaw

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
jfc Dak

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lmao the cowboys

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Yessss

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dak just got Custered

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
lol eat poo poo Dak

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


Goddamn Dak is gonna be buried in the jerrydome tonight

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Dak is uh

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

wow cowboys bad

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Does Jerry have a crypt in his luxury box?

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
This thread is goin’ places I can feel it

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Dearest Dak,

Throw the loving ball

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TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



axeil posted:

jesus christ this graphic.




Dak is aware of the graphic he's being put in.

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