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Unfunny Poster
Apr 10, 2012



I'm the sad brain who pays $10 to lay a weak burn on someone in a UFC thread.

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gungy
Dec 9, 2017

by SA Support Robot


Marching Powder posted:

I allege that you're a paedophile because you said you wanted to gently caress boys on IRC. There you're even. Please leave so we can discuss sports.

No, this resulted in police being called so maybe you idiots should stop defending tezcatlipoca just because he says good dopamine-causing things about your favorite fighting guys.

mewse
May 2, 2006



Keep making this guy rereg so that Lowtax doesn't have to take out a 3rd mortgage

e: booo!!

mewse fucked around with this message at Dec 11, 2017 around 03:57

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

"A man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut."



"BURN THE PEDERAST!" the lone man with a torch screams to the crowd of lumbering shapes.

The crowd circles tighter in complete silence that's finally broken by a shout of, "MOUSE! DUCKS!" which causes much grumbling amongst the group

The man with the torch glares and waits to scream again.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'm Keven and I wouldn't do that. It'll KILL jobs.


...and I sure wouldn't do that.


There's been like a LOT of mentally ill dudes circling the ufc threads over the last few months whats going on folks.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



you guys, I have a confession to make and I think you should all hear it from me before someone with a reg date of today comes in with unverifiable hot tea receipts about me and a blog post I made four years ago.

I have seen, and enjoyed, Roman Polanski films.

this is a very difficult thing for me to say, but that does not make it any less true. even though it was directed by a pedophile and starred a woman who later in life would be common law married to a pedophile, I believe that Rosemary's Baby is a great film that helped redefine an entire cinematic genre. Jerusalem I understand if this makes you want to report me to lowtax for a permaban but if all seven regular mma posters can find it in their hearts to forgive me I hope you will let me remain here for the two weeks this website has left to live so i can continue to make funny posts about mark hunts severe brain damage

thank you all and my god bless america

mewse
May 2, 2006



Work Friend Keven posted:

There's been like a LOT of mentally ill dudes circling the ufc threads over the last few months whats going on folks.

Gee I don't know, guy who doesn't want a gang tag

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014



Korean Zombie is the most consistently entertaining fighter in all of MMA. He won fight of the year, sub of the year, and knockout of the year - in loving consecutive fights.

He should move up to 155 and fight Gaethje.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010


Jerusalem posted:

I'm glad it worked and people like it, I gave out a handful as test cases to see how the process works - I'll filter out a few more at a time here and there so as not to pile too much work onto the admins, as they have to process the queue of these.

I would love to put my name down for one if possible.

vaginal facsimile posted:

IIRC That fight with T City was Cub's last fight on UFC contract. Any ideas if he will stick around? I like watching him a lot but I don't think he will ever be Champ at 34 in that division...

He's the perfect gatekeeper for FW. If you can't get past him, you'll have nothing for anyone else unless you go back to the drawing board. Also, as pointed out, his fights are loving awesome, even back when he was bad.

https://vimeo.com/16787650

Snowman_McK fucked around with this message at Dec 11, 2017 around 04:30

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


CommonShore posted:

Korean Zombie is the most consistently entertaining fighter in all of MMA. He won fight of the year, sub of the year, and knockout of the year - in loving consecutive fights.

He should move up to 155 and fight Gaethje.

Zombie running out after his comeback win to hug his wife and little baby zombie was the best

Work Friend Keven posted:

There's been like a LOT of mentally ill dudes circling the ufc threads over the last few months whats going on folks.

Maybe they heard about all the fart huffing and got excited? vv

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017


CommonShore posted:

Korean Zombie is the most consistently entertaining fighter in all of MMA. He won fight of the year, sub of the year, and knockout of the year - in loving consecutive fights.

He should move up to 155 and fight Gaethje.

Was there some question about his physical condition/health when he came back, or am I making that up?

I canít remember a thing about his comeback fight against Dennis Bermudez, although I watched it, and Wikipedia tells me it was POTN.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014



Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Was there some question about his physical condition/health when he came back, or am I making that up?

I canít remember a thing about his comeback fight against Dennis Bermudez, although I watched it, and Wikipedia tells me it was POTN.

He put Bermudez to sleep with punches almost immediately and it was loving awesome.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Was there some question about his physical condition/health when he came back, or am I making that up?

My memory was that he said he was actually in the best shape he'd been in for a long time, because his military service involved a lot of desk/paper work since he was so banged up from fighting, and it actually ended up being a chance for him to heal up.

Of course not long after that he got his latest injury, so...

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



gungy posted:

lol that you gave everyone special little badges after someone rudely interrupted your sports talk on the forum now ridiculously notorious for pedophile protection

wtf do you think the special badges are for?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017


CommonShore posted:

He put Bermudez to sleep with punches almost immediately and it was loving awesome.

I should rewatch that fight. I remember general things about the fight, but I canít remember any specifics of the action. Zombie is so much fun to watch. Heís such a great combination of skilled and reckless.


Jerusalem posted:

My memory was that he said he was actually in the best shape he'd been in for a long time, because his military service involved a lot of desk/paper work since he was so banged up from fighting, and it actually ended up being a chance for him to heal up.

Of course not long after that he got his latest injury, so...

You know, that sounds familiar. I may have been misremembing his comments about being beat up from fighting.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


gungy posted:

lol that you gave everyone special little badges after someone rudely interrupted your sports talk on the forum now ridiculously notorious for pedophile protection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzoMSgBzjsI

Memento
Aug 25, 2009






This is such a versatile video clip

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Who had sex with what kids now? Does Roy Moore post here?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.



i want a gang tag under my gang tag please and thank you

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Bluedeanie posted:

you guys, I have a confession to make and I think you should all hear it from me before someone with a reg date of today comes in with unverifiable hot tea receipts about me and a blog post I made four years ago.

I have seen, and enjoyed, Roman Polanski films.

this is a very difficult thing for me to say, but that does not make it any less true. even though it was directed by a pedophile and starred a woman who later in life would be common law married to a pedophile, I believe that Rosemary's Baby is a great film that helped redefine an entire cinematic genre. Jerusalem I understand if this makes you want to report me to lowtax for a permaban but if all seven regular mma posters can find it in their hearts to forgive me I hope you will let me remain here for the two weeks this website has left to live so i can continue to make funny posts about mark hunts severe brain damage

thank you all and my god bless america

in this spirit of bravery I share that as a teenager I jacked it to thoughts of teenage girls I knew and am retroactively a pedophile. may we all evaluate our interlives, namaste

maffew buildings fucked around with this message at Dec 11, 2017 around 08:54

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





Look, if looking at teenage pics of Sage Northcutt is wrong I don't wanna be right.

Thank you for banning the person who came on to disparage another person whom I do not know personally or have any association with.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002




Please may I ask for my picture to be given to gungy. The extra picture is injurious to my established posting brand and the misaligned o will get me torn to shreds by the kerning boys

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity



aw man the crazy dude came back and I missed it

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

myup, miom... myup, miom... myup, miom... myup, miom...

gungy posted:

s should stop defending tezcatlipoca just because he says good dopamine-causing things about your favorite fighting guys.


Oh boy, that guys MM fandom takes on a whole new light...


Edit: Also I'd love a tag for my bimonthly posts.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002




you already have an avatar of a forum moderator what more do you want

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Triticum Guzzler posted:

you already have an avatar of a forum moderator what more do you want

hahaha

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



Triticum Guzzler posted:

you already have an avatar of a forum moderator what more do you want

Lmao

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

EYY WHO WANTS A PIZZA PIE ? PASTA LINGUINE ITSA FAMILY THING PAISAN EYYYYYY



Fun Shoe

do i still have fun shoe because I've never understood what that means or how it got there

e: hell, I do. Jerusalem i will finally officially recognize you as mod of PSP if you change this. praise

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


recognized as capitol of Israel AND mod, this could be a big week for our wrestlefriend

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

do i still have fun shoe because I've never understood what that means or how it got there

e: hell, I do. Jerusalem i will finally officially recognize you as mod of PSP if you change this. praise

The random titles like "Fun Shoe" were given out in a donation drive Lowtax did a while back.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

myup, miom... myup, miom... myup, miom... myup, miom...

Triticum Guzzler posted:

you already have an avatar of a forum moderator what more do you want

weh weh weh

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henkman
Oct 8, 2008

I DO WANT TO HIGHLIGHT


Triticum Guzzler posted:

you already have an avatar of a forum moderator what more do you want

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