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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Mike Perry owns. The man is authentic.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"



He was also born/raised briefly in Flint, so he might have lead brain, too

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Triticum Guzzler posted:

Mike Perry owns. The man is authentic.

neither of these preclude him from being retarded, case in point being the kid diego lost his last “fight” to

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

I'd wager they're letting Barnett stay on contract but still go do wrestling and grappling so he doesn't get picked up by Rizin or Bellator, as you know Coker would absolutely throw a dumptruck of money his way to complete his Strikeforce Reunion Tournament.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



Marching Powder posted:

i think rda is hungrier but his last brutal knockout loss was in the first round to a smaller, weaker robbie lawler like fighter

i agree with this

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



SquirrelGrip posted:

neither of these preclude him from being retarded, case in point being the kid diego lost his last “fight” to

matt brown?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





I've found video of a young Mike Perry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bP_JbYKL4

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCi8-G5QU_E

Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

USADA busted me for peds thats why Im not a proposter

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012



https://www.mmafighting.com/platfor...h-down-syndrome

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


"I've been in the gym, doing jiu jitsu.... grappling... wrestling..."

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005




lol drat

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

Respect the Land



Fat Twitter Man posted:

For the first time in history, Diego Sanchez wasn’t the most retarded person in the ring https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/12...dream-come-true

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Triticum Guzzler posted:

Mike Perry owns. The man is authentic.


Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


I always bet on the guy that goes full retard.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

hurry up with my damn croissants


Lipstick Apathy

Looks like your cash is running low. Reload here: The Betting on MMA Chronicles

e: best of luck to you and all fight bettors. I don't have the stones

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



watched some ponzinibbio fights, the fight should be insanely sick

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

MassRafTer posted:

Thinking twice about it Bonnar must've attempted at least one, so maybe I heard that before UFC 100? I am sad to find out it wasn't true the way I remembered it because it seemed very perfect.

The UFC website said that Bonnar attempted three submissions, so I watched it again and sadly it looks like Coleman actually did avoid getting submitted. They counted an omoplata, a toe hold that Bonnar lost quickly, and a kimura in the last few seconds that he didn't have any time to actually try anything with.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





Nierbo posted:

I always bet on the guy that is full retard.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010


Dr. Abysmal posted:

The UFC website said that Bonnar attempted three submissions, so I watched it again and sadly it looks like Coleman actually did avoid getting submitted. They counted an omoplata, a toe hold that Bonnar lost quickly, and a kimura in the last few seconds that he didn't have any time to actually try anything with.

The quote was given during the Coleman/Shogun fight, which I remember well, seing as it's both inspiring as Coleman refuses to give up, and also absurd, since shogun looks even worse than he usually does.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

Bo Knows Posting



Bundt Cake posted:

USADA busted me for peds thats why Im not a proposter

You're an OG Pro Poster, You deserve a gang tag.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

FUCK FEMINISM I BELIEVE IN HUMAN RIGHTS...FOR ALL!


Alright I changed my own garbage avatar can I get that gang tag pretty plz?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


Poster: "hey I'm a smart poster and should get that sweet gang tag"
Mod: "who da fook is dat guy"

vaginal facsimile
Nov 11, 2013




Good bet

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

"A man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut."



kimbo305 posted:

"who da fook is dat guy"

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To actually contribute, I wonder if RDA's cardio will hold out enough for him to not be buzzsawed in the 5th.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


El Roncho posted:

<-------

To actually contribute, I wonder if RDA's cardio will hold out enough for him to not be buzzsawed in the 5th.

Wont matter when Robbie kills him with a first minute blitz

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Snowman_McK posted:

The quote was given during the Coleman/Shogun fight, which I remember well, seing as it's both inspiring as Coleman refuses to give up, and also absurd, since shogun looks even worse than he usually does.

During the Bonnar fight Rogan remarked that he thought Coleman could have finished Shogun if he had more than two minutes worth of gas, so I watched that fight again too. At the beginning of the third round Coleman hits Shogun in the balls with an uppercut and as Shogun backs away and starts wiggling his cup around Mike Goldberg yells "good body shot, that hurt him. Right to the ribs"

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

"A man who speaks out of both sides of his mouth deserves to have it permanently shut."



Galore Bofando returns on Saturday night. Him lawn darting Charlie Ward face first into the mat was one of my favorite things of 2017.

Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

kensei posted:

You're an OG Pro Poster, You deserve a gang tag.

Ive been using post enhancing drugs since 2010

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

Respect the Land



El Roncho posted:

Galore Bofando returns on Saturday night. Him lawn darting Charlie Ward face first into the mat was one of my favorite things of 2017.

I cannot believe there is anyone in the ufc but Conor Mcgregor’s Friend who is bad enough to lose to Galore Bofando.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



Dr. Abysmal posted:

During the Bonnar fight Rogan remarked that he thought Coleman could have finished Shogun if he had more than two minutes worth of gas, so I watched that fight again too. At the beginning of the third round Coleman hits Shogun in the balls with an uppercut and as Shogun backs away and starts wiggling his cup around Mike Goldberg yells "good body shot, that hurt him. Right to the ribs"

lmfao i remember that

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Fat Twitter Man posted:

Galore Bofando.

This is a James Bond villain, right? Someone's henchman with gold teeth or some bullshit?

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

Respect the Land



Memento posted:

This is a James Bond villain, right? Someone's henchman with gold teeth or some bullshit?

His last opponent before the UFC was Kester Mamba

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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



“ I want this man to be able to take it, because the more he can take, the more fun I’m gonna have.”
Nice Garbrandtian Slip by P(i)MP.

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