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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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CRISPYBABY posted:

Is that the same poop disease Lesnar had.

Nah that was diverticulitis.

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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Yeah whatever GSP. Blow it out your rear end.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Gay Horney posted:

that alhassan fight could have been nuts >=(

Yeah that was like your mom walking in on you masturbating and halting the cumming process.

Thanks, MOM(Herb Dean)!

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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This is even more uncanny than I remembered.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Skip My Posts posted:

a toothpick is one thing but an orange ?

He utilizes the same logic autoerotic asphyxiators do with lemons. That's why he can't be knocked out.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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You bite the lemon just before passing out and the tartness will wake you up so you don't choke to death.

Not that I know from personal experience, of course. Ahem.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Dangersim posted:

I've been watching mma a long time and that overeem ko is the first time I've been legitimately scared a dude might be dead.

Yeah my usual huge KO reaction is the classic "OOOOOOOHH!" but this time I gasped and held my hand over my mouth until I saw Alistair sitting up on a stool.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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I still can't believe how dumb the Reem's gameplan was. He abandoned his running which has lately become his thing to engage in the worst, most ill fated way imaginable.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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raingwc posted:

Also Ngannou vs Drakkar Klose and Ngannou vs Colby Covington.

I like the way you think.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Did anyone else notice how Anik was mid sentence when the KO happened and ended up saying "NgannOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!"?

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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CommonShore posted:

I think that would be better made into a cross cut with Silva throwing the front kick and switching to the bathtub right before it connects.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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But how much is Darth Vader in the new UFC game?

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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My buddy and I were talking about Holloway/Nate Diaz at 155 and how sick that could potentially be.

I don't think they'd pay him $15 million for it so it's irrelevant though.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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InfiniteZero posted:


I mean if Roy Nelson was a "karate fighter" then why not really. Ryan Bader maybe.


It was Kung Fu actually and Roy Nelson has actually been taking kung fu for a very long time.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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He was clinched up with Overeem for a while and managed not to get his brains kneed out. That too is something.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Snowman_McK posted:

I remember Barao defending his interim against Michael McDonald because Cruz didn't have legs.

Didn't Barao have multiple interim title defenses?

Edit: Apparently it was just the one. I forgot how soon they stripped Cruz during Barao's reign. Those were the days.

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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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I'm all alone on the Volkan Oezdemir bandwagon. It's not so bad. Lots of leg room.

Short distance power is awesome.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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I wanna see Volkan punch the punching power robot while resting his head on it.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Now Pantastic (Dead) Body.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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"Thanks for the belt and the money guys. I'm good now though. This fighting stuff really chaps my rear end."

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Colitis Interruptus

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Colonoscope zooms out to reveal a man in GSP's rear end in a top hat.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Congratulations Pacquiao on your first knockout in the new millennium!

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Manny will get him to accept a fight in Manila, where Conor will try to score coke and end up getting murdered by a "patriotic" civilian.

Edit: No that didn't say Manilia. You're just crazy. Move along.

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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Aw gee. Thanks!

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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"BURN THE PEDERAST!" the lone man with a torch screams to the crowd of lumbering shapes.

The crowd circles tighter in complete silence that's finally broken by a shout of, "MOUSE! DUCKS!" which causes much grumbling amongst the group

The man with the torch glares and waits to scream again.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Eddie ducking Diamond.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Ponzinibbio/Perry is going to be sick and violent.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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SquirrelGrip posted:

does mike perry have some kind of brain disability

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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kimbo305 posted:

"who da fook is dat guy"

<-------

To actually contribute, I wonder if RDA's cardio will hold out enough for him to not be buzzsawed in the 5th.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Galore Bofando returns on Saturday night. Him lawn darting Charlie Ward face first into the mat was one of my favorite things of 2017.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Just wait til Christmas when Colby Covington tells everyone Santa isn't real.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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I'll tell ye one thing Colby Covington is, and that's a goober.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Poor Lamas. Getting stiffened up by Robocop without the suit and with the voice of a Target assistant manager.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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mewse posted:

Terrible analogy. Robocop without the suit is just a brain, some face skin, and possibly lungs.



So sorry bro.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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The Taleb KO was nasty. A true "FINISH HIM!" moment fully taken advantage of.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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For years I just knew him as that dude Jeremy Stephens hit with that ridiculous uppercut.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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I find him unimaginative and boring. In interviews and in fighting.

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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

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Unfunny Poster posted:

WME were banking on that card making a ton of money given they are on the cusp of bankruptcy after spending so much money on the UFC.

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